• Facepunch Medical Thread V1 (I don't need a doctor it's not that bad)
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[QUOTE=Doug-Sensei 2 u;33727787]a lil bit of blood is coming out of my front butt and i feel a lil funny[/QUOTE] That's perfectly normal. Unless it comes out of your back cunt, then that's not that normal.
[QUOTE=Rapist;33736025]That's perfectly normal. Unless it comes out of your back cunt, then that's not that normal.[/QUOTE] Unless you've eaten Chipotle
go to a doctor?
[QUOTE=Yahnich;33737538]i got a weird solid bump on the underside of my penis i'm thinking its a lipoma what do[/QUOTE] Hmm a tumor on the underside of my penis.. tumors can be cancerous sometimes.. I'll just ask Facepunch.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;33737538]i got a weird solid bump on the underside of my penis i'm thinking its a lipoma what do[/QUOTE] eat your penis and digest the cancer away I hear that's a favored past time over there
I get occasional pain in my right eye, but it only seems to show up when I eat greasy food. Do I have an issue, or is grease just getting in my eye and stinging?
okay so right now i have this pain right at the bottom of my lungs, just under/around my diaphragm, and when i breathe in it's a lot worse. it's completely unrelated to the fact i'm meant to be having a lung scan soon, and i'm pretty positive the reason is because i just tried a little bit of christmas card making in my room and i sprayed a little spray mount and then the gold spray paint, both of which were *really* fumey and i opened my door and window as soon as i realised how much it smelt. as per usual with fume inhalation it gave me a bit of a headache and light-headedness but i had a nap for a couple of hours and now i have this pain at the bottom of my lungs (and my throat feels like it's closing up a tiny bit), and i was wondering if anyone else has had the same problem, and how long it took to go away. i don't feel there's any point in seeing a doctor as i'm sure this will go away of it's own accord, but i'm not sure if paracetamol/ibuprofen will help. maybe a hot shower or a big bowl of hot water and a towel over my head or something?
that's happened a few times after too much painting or too much grinding paracetamol or ibuprofen will help reduce pain as much as they usually do (i.e. barely), so if you have your hands on anything stronger or anything with opiates, even if it's just codeine, that'd help in terms of non-drug treatment, whatever makes you feel better with that kind of pain would also work, such as hot water bottle over the area or a hot shower
[QUOTE=Hana-San;33684165]You should eat bread if you swallow something like that. It packages it and stops it from tearing your insides up.[/QUOTE] A few days late, I know, but I just wanted to confirm it: I got it up a few minutes after I swallowed it. It was kinda messy, and my throat muscles hurt for a little bit because of the reversal of their usual motions, but it's all well.
[QUOTE=Cheshire_cat;33756141]A few days late, I know, but I just wanted to confirm it: I got it up a few minutes after I swallowed it. It was kinda messy, and my throat muscles hurt for a little bit because of the reversal of their usual motions, but it's all well.[/QUOTE] It was just advice for if something like this happened again.
I've been getting abdominal pains all week, coming and going. Stomach aches, sharp pains in my abs and inside my tummy and chest. Any ideas of what's wrong?
I have a really sharp pain in my throat when I cough, just below the left side of the back of my tongue.
[QUOTE=Morbo!!!;33767911]I have a really sharp pain in my throat when I cough, just below the left side of the back of my tongue.[/QUOTE] You have a cold. Also I do have a small lump on the right side of the back of my neck. I think it's a infected lymph node. ideas?
[QUOTE=Contag;33699738]You might be a bit too skinny, or if you eat quite a lot (by other people's standards, not your own) that might indicate a metabolic disorder. But tbh it sounds like you're just a bit on the skinny side. Just have a glass of soft drink or some food next time it happens.[/QUOTE] Yeah I thought so. I have been extremely skinny all my life and it sucks. Is there any way I can gain weight quicker? I'm going to exercise a little more so my chest wont be completely flat..
eat a *lot* more [editline]17th December 2011[/editline] a lot
[QUOTE=ExTek;33771851]Yeah I thought so. I have been extremely skinny all my life and it sucks. Is there any way I can gain weight quicker? I'm going to exercise a little more so my chest wont be completely flat..[/QUOTE] Do you get sweaty and weak feeling along with the dizziness and cravings?
[QUOTE=ExTek;33771851]Yeah I thought so. I have been extremely skinny all my life and it sucks. Is there any way I can gain weight quicker? I'm going to exercise a little more so my chest wont be completely flat..[/QUOTE] Don't exercise more than three days a week Blend high calorie food (and high quality!) into a liquid for easy drinking More meals more often
Also don't just eat junk food. Although most of it is high calorie, it's still not good for you. There's plenty of healthy-ish food that will make you put on weight if you eat enough of it.
[QUOTE=Zareox7;33774740]Do you get sweaty and weak feeling along with the dizziness and cravings?[/QUOTE] Exactly that. [QUOTE=Contag;33775538]Don't exercise more than three days a week Blend high calorie food (and high quality!) into a liquid for easy drinking More meals more often[/QUOTE] Ah, sounds a bit nasty. But I'll try that, sounds like a good idea. And yeah I wasn't going to eat a lot of junk food, because I don't want to really be the unhealthy fat. I want to at least look like I eat. Which I do very often... I just don't get bigger.
I'm having my braces moved around tomorrow, and I don't wanna deal with the pain 'cause my grandma makes the best fuckin' christmas dinner to exist. Any tips?
[QUOTE=Zakkin;33782987]I'm having my braces moved around tomorrow, and I don't wanna deal with the pain 'cause my grandma makes the best fuckin' christmas dinner to exist. Any tips?[/QUOTE] See if you can reschedule your appointment, that's probably the easiest way.
I'm almost constantly in a cold sweat, which means I'm almost always frozen to the bone, but that also means I can't try and get warm without aggregating the issue and becoming even sweatier. Is there anything I can do to stop myself sweating so much? There's little I can do without making the problem worse, but my sweat is very cold.
[QUOTE=Chris220;33784155]See if you can reschedule your appointment, that's probably the easiest way.[/QUOTE] It was to happen at the 23rd, and I had it rescheduled to tomorrow.
[QUOTE=ExTek;33771851]Yeah I thought so. I have been extremely skinny all my life and it sucks. Is there any way I can gain weight quicker? I'm going to exercise a little more so my chest wont be completely flat..[/QUOTE] I used to be one of those skinny eat everything kids. Some medication I was given put an end to that :c
[QUOTE=ExTek;33782884]Exactly that.[/QUOTE] It sounds a lot like how I get then. Often only happens to me after I haven't eaten in a while, but it seems to happen after I eat a lot of sugars without eating anything nutritious. I feel dizzy, sweaty, weak, but I don't get urges to eat sweets in particular, just the urge to eat something. I've got the BMI of 20 so not too far from you. I'd say to eat more often, or at least that's what I've been trying to do. Whenever I get slightly hungry, I go and make a PB&J sandwich to hold me over till dinner. I'm not sure about the whole exercise thing and I don't really understand the point of blending food into a liquid. It seems like you just need to eat more often.
[QUOTE=Zakkin;33782987]I'm having my braces moved around tomorrow, and I don't wanna deal with the pain 'cause my grandma makes the best fuckin' christmas dinner to exist. Any tips?[/QUOTE] Find painkillers with opiates like codeine, hydromorphone, dihydrocodeine and so forth. Take lots of them. Enjoy the delicious food [editline]19th December 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Zareox7;33787343]It sounds a lot like how I get then. Often only happens to me after I haven't eaten in a while, but it seems to happen after I eat a lot of sugars without eating anything nutritious. I feel dizzy, sweaty, weak, but I don't get urges to eat sweets in particular, just the urge to eat something. I've got the BMI of 20 so not too far from you. I'd say to eat more often, or at least that's what I've been trying to do. Whenever I get slightly hungry, I go and make a PB&J sandwich to hold me over till dinner.[/QUOTE] Yes, it's hypoglycemia or low blood sugar. However, he gets it from not eating enough, whereas you experience low blood sugar from eating far too much sugar. I'd alter your own eating habits because it may precede type 2 diabetes. [quote]I'm not sure about the whole exercise thing and I don't really understand the point of blending food into a liquid. It seems like you just need to eat more often.[/quote] I'm not sure you have any idea what you're talking about. Exercising the same muscles every day significantly reduces any kind of muscle building or weight gain because it takes a few days for the tissue to fully heal. Obviously you've never gone from a 4000 calorie diet to a 16000 calorie diet. It is very, very difficult to eat that much more solid food. Blending up fruit and milk, some kinds of nuts and other nutritious foods into a smoothie can really assist.
[QUOTE=Zakkin;33782987]I'm having my braces moved around tomorrow, and I don't wanna deal with the pain 'cause my grandma makes the best fuckin' christmas dinner to exist. Any tips?[/QUOTE] If you can't reschedule it, and don't have access to drugs, you're just going to have to deal with it. I had braces for five years, and tightening them up is [i]painful[/i], especially at the beginning when I had a spring to bring my snaggle tooth down. I usually ate soft foods right after (my favourite was McDonald's fries), but stay away from sticky, overly firm, and hard (like toffee) foods. When is your Grandma's dinner? If it's actually on Christmas, you should be fine by then, I'd say (beyond the general pain of having braces).
[QUOTE=devotchkade;33793009]If you can't reschedule it, and don't have access to drugs, you're just going to have to deal with it. I had braces for five years, and tightening them up is [i]painful[/i], especially at the beginning when I had a spring to bring my snaggle tooth down. I usually ate soft foods right after (my favourite was McDonald's fries), but stay away from sticky, overly firm, and hard (like toffee) foods. When is your Grandma's dinner? If it's actually on Christmas, you should be fine by then, I'd say (beyond the general pain of having braces).[/QUOTE] My mouth was pretty fucked up. I had two 'snaggle' teeth, my canines were twisted sideways, one stuck out and one in, and my incisors were a bit twisted too, so the pain and sensativity lasts a few weeks. Edit: Got some strong painkillers, had one, Went beautifully. Keeping the packet 'cause I'll chug one before the christmas dinner.
[QUOTE=Contag;33792855]Yes, it's hypoglycemia or low blood sugar. However, he gets it from not eating enough, whereas you experience low blood sugar from eating far too much sugar. I'd alter your own eating habits because it may precede type 2 diabetes.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I've been working on it. And I guess I don't know what I'm talking about. I must have not seen that he wanted to gain weight as well because that makes more sense.
[QUOTE=Zakkin;33794877]My mouth was pretty fucked up. I had two 'snaggle' teeth, my canines were twisted sideways, one stuck out and one in, and my incisors were a bit twisted too, so the pain and sensativity lasts a few weeks. Edit: Got some strong painkillers, had one, Went beautifully. Keeping the packet 'cause I'll chug one before the christmas dinner.[/QUOTE] Can I ask what they were? My next appointment is going to cause me a huge amount of pain and I have to take one before and after due it being so great. I have 500mg of prescribed Ibuprofen because I have allergies that cause me migraines, but I'm not sure that will do it.
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