• Facepunch Medical Thread V1 (I don't need a doctor it's not that bad)
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[QUOTE=Dead snipe;34494982]My scalp itches like fuck whenever i exercise, anyone else had this? Actually it's when i sweat in general.[/QUOTE] I have this as well, thought I get it all over my body. Extremely annoying as it happens all the time, even when lying on the couch watching tv. Haven't found a remedy yet.
so this isn't really a question, but has anyone ever experienced very swollen ear lobes due to the cold? this morning i was out in the (very) cold, my ears were exposed, and once i got on the bus (which was a bit warmer) my left ear lobe started to swell very noticeably, but my right lobe was fine. i'm guessing it was just to do with the temperature change, and it wasn't painful or anything, just very weird. but i was wondering if anyone else has experienced this? [editline]2nd February 2012[/editline] it went down gradually after an hour or so of being in the warm
So a few months back I was using my computer and had my elbow sitting on my headphone cord without realising it (As you do). My arm slid a little bit off the cord and hit my elbow, you know that jolting feeling you get when you hit your elbow (Or funny bone)?. I got that and since then my left pinky finger has had a "pins and needles" feeling to it, it doesn't hurt it just irritates me when I clip my finger nails I can't really feel the clippers touching the tip of my finger. Would anyone know why this is happening?
[QUOTE=Jackald;34523841]Doctor Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains![/QUOTE] Pull yourself together, then.
[QUOTE=Autumn;34513694]so this isn't really a question, but has anyone ever experienced very swollen ear lobes due to the cold? [/QUOTE] Happens to me everyday, usually after being in the cold long enough to lose all sense of touch in my earlobes. They feel swollen, warm and very sensitive to touch for an hour or more depending on how cold it was outside. It's a symptom of mild frostbite I think. EDIT: This actually reminded me of the many times I got it really bad as a kid. I would occasionally spend hours playing in the snow in -20C weather and often after the swelling was gone I would still feel pain in my earlobes for the rest of the day. I could not touch my ears and had to sleep on my back.
Alright, for the last 2 years or so I have been getting sharp quick pains in the right side of my stomach, they hurt incredibly bad but go away fast so I don't think much of them. Sometimes I would go a few months without having this pain. and sometimes it might happen twice in a day. Wat do.
[QUOTE=SeventeenDicks;34594139]Alright, for the last 2 years or so I have been getting sharp quick pains in the right side of my stomach, they hurt incredibly bad but go away fast so I don't think much of them. Sometimes I would go a few months without having this pain. and sometimes it might happen twice in a day. Wat do.[/QUOTE] Go to a doctor and have them X-ray it.
[QUOTE=SeventeenDicks;34594139]Alright, for the last 2 years or so I have been getting sharp quick pains in the right side of my stomach, they hurt incredibly bad but go away fast so I don't think much of them. Sometimes I would go a few months without having this pain. and sometimes it might happen twice in a day. Wat do.[/QUOTE] What causes them? Randomly happen, or physical activity? If its random, you should get checked out by a doctor.
Yeah, random ain't good. Get it checked out for sure.
I can make my eyes vibrate, do I have Cancer? No but really, can I fuck up my eyes by doing it too much?
[QUOTE=flamehead5;34612044]I can make my eyes vibrate, do I have Cancer? No but really, can I fuck up my eyes by doing it too much?[/QUOTE] Is it like they're almost trembling or shaking? If so, I can do it as well, it may just be a weird thing some (all maybe, I dunno) people can do.
So i saw a patient today with a glucose of 1300. Yeah, a blood sugar of 1300. The ER staff was prepping for a critical transfer to the central hospital. (small country hospital, doesn't have an ICU, and can hardly handle any REAL emergency) The crazy part about it, besides that he wasn't dead, is that he wasn't in a diabetic coma/still conscious.
[QUOTE=ScoutKing;34612276]So i saw a patient today with a glucose of 1300. Yeah, a blood sugar of 1300. The ER staff was prepping for a critical transfer to the central hospital. (small country hospital, doesn't have an ICU, and can hardly handle any REAL emergency) The crazy part about it, besides that he wasn't dead, is that he wasn't in a diabetic coma/still conscious.[/QUOTE] it was only a matter of time before Americans mutated in such a manner
I have a question. So I got a braces a year or so back and ever since I got them off I have this weird jaw issue. If I don't swing my jaw way to the side while I open or close it, it cracks and snaps loud enough that other people can hear it. It doesn't hurt, but it does feel awkward. I'm not sure if it's a problem or anything, but I saw this thread so I figured I might as well ask. It's as if the braces misaligned my jaw, which is odd because my jaw wasn't moved by my braces.
[QUOTE=Autumn;34474182]stop doing it? if it doesn't cause you pain now, then that's great, but generally popping bones isn't that great for them in the long run[/QUOTE] does this apply to the jaw as well my jaw clicks sometimes
[QUOTE=melonmonkey;34615320]I have a question. So I got a braces a year or so back and ever since I got them off I have this weird jaw issue. If I don't swing my jaw way to the side while I open or close it, it cracks and snaps loud enough that other people can hear it. It doesn't hurt, but it does feel awkward. I'm not sure if it's a problem or anything, but I saw this thread so I figured I might as well ask. It's as if the braces misaligned my jaw, which is odd because my jaw wasn't moved by my braces.[/QUOTE] temporomandibular joint disorder more then likely. Its unfortunate, I have it too. Does the side that pops (if just one) swell at times? [editline]9th February 2012[/editline] Your jaw can click sometimes, but if its every time its not a good thing [editline]9th February 2012[/editline] Does it feel like your jaw is kind of stuck when trying to open further then normal speech requires?
[QUOTE=AbysalRush;34615714] Does it feel like your jaw is kind of stuck when trying to open further then normal speech requires?[/QUOTE] no it doesn't seem to open very far but it doesn't stick or anything, just a clicking sound sometimes
If I swing my jaw way to the side while I open or close it then it cracks and snaps loud enough that other people can hear it. but I can only make it click while the jaw is displaced to my right left is silent
had a persistent bad back/knees but it all went away a few weeks ago when I started going to the gym woop woop.
[QUOTE=Contag;34616003]If I swing my jaw way to the side while I open or close it then it cracks and snaps loud enough that other people can hear it. but I can only make it click while the jaw is displaced to my right left is silent[/QUOTE] sounds like the clicking your describing is part of your mandible slipping past part of the temporal bone. If it doesn't happen with regular mouth movement its probably nothing to worry about, unless its causing pain (if it was why would you keep doing it though?) But the first person I replied to it happens when he doesn't swing his jaw, which is sounding more like TMJD. Its a relatively common disorder.
Maybe its tmjd but i have 0 pain and no major discomfort. I dont get headaches either.
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does anyone cum while fapping or other one time when i was "doing my stuff" white stuff came out. is this normal
[QUOTE=Kaze;34624053]does anyone cum while fapping or other one time when i was "doing my stuff" white stuff came out. is this normal[/QUOTE] Odd, mine comes out red when I do it. You should get that checked out.
Weird, mine's yellow.
[QUOTE=Mattyyyy;34624237]Weird, mine's yellow.[/QUOTE] My professional opinion is that you're doing it wrong.
For a long time ive noticed I get these weird dark, purple like blotches on my hand and fingers. Its not like a rash or anything, just the color of the skin. It shows mostly when it's cold, but shows without cold too and it shows up multiple times a day. Also, my fingers or entire hand sometimes become numb for seemingly no reason at all and it's very uncomfortable. My hands are almost always shaking and weird hand/arm spasms occur at times. I just now decided to look this shit up on the internet and Reynaud's phenomenon seems to be the closest thing I can find that relates to it. Thoracic outlet syndrome seems a bit like it as well. [url]http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0001449/[/url] [url]http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0002406/[/url] [editline]10th February 2012[/editline] What do you guys think?
go to a doctor? hold on. I mean hospital.
I had sex with my GF in the morning yesterday, and I have a problem now. My penis tip has been numb ever since, [b]help[/b]? [sp]I was masturbating stop judging me[/sp] [editline]12th February 2012[/editline] I'm really scared guys! [editline]12th February 2012[/editline] When I piss the stream is really weak, come on guuuuys.
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