• Facepunch Medical Thread V1 (I don't need a doctor it's not that bad)
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Maybe stop "hitting your friend" for a while. Or switch righty
[QUOTE=AbysalRush;34863231]Maybe stop "hitting your friend" for a while. Or switch righty[/QUOTE] Never said he was my friend. Dude didn't want to leave me alone so I just kinda snapped, I don't do this often at all. Still, is there any way I can make it stop hurting? I doubt I dislocated anything since I didn't punch that hard, but it still hurts as hell when I try to hold anything, or leave my hand just hanging when I'm standing.
[QUOTE=Samuka97;34863399]Never said he was my friend. Dude didn't want to leave me alone so I just kinda snapped, I don't do this often at all. Still, is there any way I can make it stop hurting? I doubt I dislocated anything since I didn't punch that hard, but it still hurts as hell when I try to hold anything, or leave my hand just hanging when I'm standing.[/QUOTE] Even if it wasn't that hard of a punch, if you don't clench your fist you're most likely going to dislocate something.
Eh, you just pulled it. Ice it and it'll heal on its own pretty quick.
I agree, it should be fine... Hand joints are small and delicate, plus you use them a LOT, so it's bound to stay sore for a while even if the damage isn't serious at all.
Uh so I was just sitting here and it felt like something dropped into my ear, so im like what the fuck and pull it out to find a dark glob of what I can only assume was bloody ear wax. I had been hearing my ears pop slightly for a week or two now like the pressure was changing. I've just never had a giant glob just fall out of my ear, it was fucked. And I clean my ears daily so i'm just baffled here. [editline]25th February 2012[/editline] I still feel some discomfort in my left ear where it came from, never really felt that before.
Could be a ruptured ear drum?
-- I get muscle spasms in my neck sometimes.. this only started happening recently and its starting to get on my nerves. (kind of when your mouth muscle tightens, then shakes)
Ive had this recent feeling of intense pain in my toes, whenever I run. They arent broken, or swollen, but sometimes its incapacitatingly painful. I didnt hit it or anything either
[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;34828753]Hey, I got a cold a week ago. Came with a sore throat and the works. Except I have hearing issues now (Everything sounds a bit higher-pitched) and the cough hasn't gone away. Help?[/QUOTE] You're probably not over your cold yet. Sometimes the sore throat disappears, but other symptoms remain. Wait a week, then go see your doctor if things don't heal. [editline]27th February 2012[/editline] Also, does anyone close their eyes sometimes and watch the motes of color swirl? It's pretty neat.
[QUOTE=areolop;34887251]Could be a ruptured ear drum?[/QUOTE] If the ear drum was ruptured, he'd be bleeding all over his face, blood would be pouring out of his ear, and he wouldn't be able to hear out of it. Regardless, I would see a doctor.
I poop like 4 times a day what the fuck I dont even eat bad food yet i still get the hershey squirts and have code reds all the time and have to run to the bathroom. Anyone else have this?
[QUOTE=sirpopsalot_;34954793]I poop like 4 times a day what the fuck I dont even eat bad food yet i still get the hershey squirts and have code reds all the time and have to run to the bathroom. Anyone else have this?[/QUOTE] Best medicine is anal [editline]3rd March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Cheshire_cat;34900701] Also, does anyone close their eyes sometimes and watch the motes of color swirl? It's pretty neat.[/QUOTE] It's also way cooler if you hold the palm of your hands against your closed eyes, it's fucking sweet.
[QUOTE=sirpopsalot_;34954793]I poop like 4 times a day what the fuck I dont even eat bad food yet i still get the hershey squirts and have code reds all the time and have to run to the bathroom. Anyone else have this?[/QUOTE] sounds a lot like ulcerative colitis or crohns, could also be some other ibd or just ibs go see a doctor seriously [editline]2nd March 2012[/editline] if it is uc or crohns post back in here and I can give you tons of advice
So I got hit in the Adam's Apple yesterday.. With a chair (don't ask). Since then, I've been coughing (breathing is normal, though), and have had a LOT of headaches since. Is this normal for being hit there?
[QUOTE=SockFC;34966848]So I got hit in the Adam's Apple yesterday.. With a chair (don't ask). Since then, I've been coughing (breathing is normal, though), and have had a LOT of headaches since. Is this normal for being hit there?[/QUOTE] no Does it hurt when you cough? and that just sounds weird.
[QUOTE=SockFC;34966848]So I got hit in the Adam's Apple yesterday.. With a chair (don't ask). Since then, I've been coughing (breathing is normal, though), and have had a LOT of headaches since. Is this normal for being hit there?[/QUOTE] Why did you get hit by a chair?
ScoutKing - It does. [EG] Pepper - Was taking a chair off my desk, brought it in too quickly and bam.
Could of fractured/hurt your larynx? If you start coughing up blood, have severe difficulty breathing go to the ER. If it doesn't get better in a day or two, go to the doctor, if it gets worse, go to the doctor asap.
I accidentally stabbed myself in the eye with a broom today. My boss laughed at me.
[QUOTE=Birdman101;34970950]I accidentally stabbed myself in the eye with a broom today. My boss laughed at me.[/QUOTE] I fell on my balls once, got a massage. [editline]3rd March 2012[/editline] From a dude but I just closed my eyes shut up don't judge me.
When I get out of the shower (this has been happening for a year or so now) I get these tiny red bumps and occasionally a rash-like thing on my upper chest area. It goes away after 10 minutes or so, and they itch a little bit. Anybody know what this is or have experience with it ?
allright, so for the past like 6 - 7 months i've rarely had a normal bowel movement. ( A normal bowl movement being where you shit a nice turd out, feel your ass close up and then you wipe it clean with about 1 - 3 wipes and you feel great), but 99% of the time I have loose, wet stools that I hardly feel come out and they are fucking impossible to wipe clean, no matter how much I wipe there is always shit on the toilet paper. To get more specific, i'll have a wet shit, i'll be like "god damn, that doesn't even feel nice i feel fucking gross". Then I wipe my ass and have a shitload of messy poop on the paper, and no matter how much I wipe it's always on there and I feel nasty as shit all the time. I think it might be something i'm eating? Maybe i'm allergic to bread i feel like? It's frustrating I feel like i'm going to lose my mind every time I take a shit I want to take my life when it happens its so fucking annoying I feel like an incapable human being please help.
[QUOTE=TheChantzGuy;34974868]allright, so for the past like 6 - 7 months i've rarely had a normal bowel movement. ( A normal bowl movement being where you shit a nice turd out, feel your ass close up and then you wipe it clean with about 1 - 3 wipes and you feel great), but 99% of the time I have loose, wet stools that I hardly feel come out and they are fucking impossible to wipe clean, no matter how much I wipe there is always shit on the toilet paper. To get more specific, i'll have a wet shit, i'll be like "god damn, that doesn't even feel nice i feel fucking gross". Then I wipe my ass and have a shitload of messy poop on the paper, and no matter how much I wipe it's always on there and I feel nasty as shit all the time. I think it might be something i'm eating? Maybe i'm allergic to bread i feel like? It's frustrating I feel like i'm going to lose my mind every time I take a shit I want to take my life when it happens its so fucking annoying I feel like an incapable human being please help.[/QUOTE] Im ill at the minute, and this made me laugh so hard, cheers
[QUOTE=TheChantzGuy;34974868]allright, so for the past like 6 - 7 months i've rarely had a normal bowel movement. ( A normal bowl movement being where you shit a nice turd out, feel your ass close up and then you wipe it clean with about 1 - 3 wipes and you feel great), but 99% of the time I have loose, wet stools that I hardly feel come out and they are fucking impossible to wipe clean, no matter how much I wipe there is always shit on the toilet paper. To get more specific, i'll have a wet shit, i'll be like "god damn, that doesn't even feel nice i feel fucking gross". Then I wipe my ass and have a shitload of messy poop on the paper, and no matter how much I wipe it's always on there and I feel nasty as shit all the time. I think it might be something i'm eating? Maybe i'm allergic to bread i feel like? It's frustrating I feel like i'm going to lose my mind every time I take a shit I want to take my life when it happens its so fucking annoying I feel like an incapable human being please help.[/QUOTE] Be a man and use your tongue!
What I think happened is being hit in the AA didn't cause anything but slight external pain. I might've just gotten the flu that same day.
guys, fast way to get rid of a fever? I've had it for three days, going to do the doctor in a few hours. just wondering what everyone else does to get rid of it?
[QUOTE=Lolkork;34841812]I had my first experience with (What I think is) mania a couple of days ago. It all started of with me having an emotional breakdown (I get those once in a while because I'm suppressing a depression) and then I just started laughing uncontrollably, I felt that my pulse increased a lot and I was extremely warm. And after a while I got this extreme burst of energy in my body, everything felt possible to do. And I also wanted to do everything! And the next day all of this was gone. (I'm sorry if this text is a bit incoherent, but I'm rather tired currently) How should I handle this? Should I be worried?[/QUOTE] You don't meet the criteria for either of the Bipolar disorders yet but in a nutshell that's a mood disorder. How long was the depressive episode for?
[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;34974855]When I get out of the shower (this has been happening for a year or so now) I get these tiny red bumps and occasionally a rash-like thing on my upper chest area. It goes away after 10 minutes or so, and they itch a little bit. Anybody know what this is or have experience with it ?[/QUOTE] I get this too, it's just because your skin is sensitive and gets slightly irritated by some soaps/shower gel. I've had it for years, never really bothered me much because it doesn't last long at all.
[QUOTE=a wet towel;34981618]I get this too, it's just because your skin is sensitive and gets slightly irritated by some soaps/shower gel. I've had it for years, never really bothered me much because it doesn't last long at all.[/QUOTE] Thanks, yeah, it's not that bothersome, just wondering what it was. Come to think of it it only happens when I use old spice gel.
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