• Facepunch Medical Thread V1 (I don't need a doctor it's not that bad)
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I'm 15.
Ate a disgusting piece of bread in Rome. When waiting in a queue at the airport, I started twitching and sweating. I became nauseas and very disorientated. Drank some water, twitched more for a minute and then stopped. Half an hour later the piece of bread came out. Any idea if I was dehydrated or if that was some kind of food poisoning?
[QUOTE=PortalGod;35063391]I'm 15.[/QUOTE] Age is not a problem. EDIT: I have a huge nose and I use it to seduce my many girlfriends with it. Could I get an STD in my nose?
[QUOTE=joost1120;35063534]Ate a disgusting piece of bread in Rome. When waiting in a queue at the airport, I started twitching and sweating. I became nauseas and very disorientated. Drank some water, twitched more for a minute and then stopped. Half an hour later the piece of bread came out. Any idea if I was dehydrated or if that was some kind of food poisoning?[/QUOTE]The piece of bread came out where?
[QUOTE=Allstone;35064074]The piece of bread came out where?[/QUOTE] Yeah, that's kind of important. Also, what state did it come out in?
[QUOTE=Allstone;35064074]The piece of bread came out where?[/QUOTE] his ear.
a problem of mine is that i've had this weird feeling in my chest for about 6+ years and it has never, ever gone away i would describe it as a "pressure feeling" when it is more irritated, but i don't know how to exactly describe it if it's hardly noticeable (e.g. when i'm quite relaxed or such) then it feels like a hardly-noticeable sitting-feeling on my chest does anyone know what this might be also, after cowper's fluid came out of my penis for the first time, my little general has always had this weird feeling to it as well
Do you mean a tightness in your chest?
[QUOTE=GyroburnerV2;35068156]Do you mean a tightness in your chest?[/QUOTE] yea, i guess i would call it that, but it isn't dangerous from what i can tell
[QUOTE=Allstone;35064074]The piece of bread came out where?[/QUOTE] I threw up twice. It was the only thing that came out, along with a shitload of water.
[QUOTE=joost1120;35076205]I threw up twice. It was the only thing that came out, along with a shitload of water.[/QUOTE] How could you throw up a piece of bread twice? Did you put it back in after the first puke?
Obviously I ate a disgusting piece of bread twice. Is that a bad attempt at being funny or are you just not a doctor at all?
Back when I flipped my ~250lb dirtbike over on me and rolled down a hill into a tree, I felt like shit. I ruptured that little sac of stuff in my kneecap, bruised a few ribs, and got a hella bad fever within the hour. I rode back to the trailer, drank a couple vitamin water's (was really thirsty), and took a nap in the sun. I woke up a half hour later and puked orange vitamin water all over. Best puke ever. Point of the story is, puking up solid chunks are fucking nasty. Puking water is the most comfortable puke ever.
[QUOTE=MisterSjeiks;35039257]I've noticed my knees are a bit sloping. How come? [editline]7th March 2012[/editline] I also noticed I walk like a stereotypical gangster and alot of people have pointed it out, but i'm not doing it on purpose. What could be causing that? [editline]7th March 2012[/editline] Oh and yeah, dick's still numb.[/QUOTE] Help?
go see a doctor, i don't think there's really any better advice anyone here could give you.
I think I have some minor food poisoning. I am nauseas and have diarrhoea. I am trying not to get dehydrated. How dangerous is it, and should I go see a doctor?
[QUOTE=joost1120;35091688]I think I have some minor food poisoning. I am nauseas and have diarrhoea. I am trying not to get dehydrated. How dangerous is it, and should I go see a doctor?[/QUOTE] I've had more diarrheas than I can count and haven't went to the hospital because of dehydration so far, just make sure you drink a decent amount of water (about 8 cups a day is the correct amount, I think). The food poisoning depends on what it was that you ate though.
you'll be fine drink plenty of liquids, but don't *too* much otherwise you're likely to throw it up it's also sometimes good to mix it up with a bit of fruit juice or squash, i probably wouldn't recommend soda/pop though just take it easy and you should be fine in ~12 hours (or before!)
So I cut all of my fingers open by catching a tomato slicer by the blades. [img]http://www.webstaurantstore.com/nemco-566001-3-16-easy-tomato-slicer-ii/nemco-566001-3-16-easy-tomato-slicer-ii.jpg[/img] Pic related, thats the machine. Hands have 2" of bandages on them... thinking about going to get stitches
i am cringing so badly
Oh fuck [editline]11th March 2012[/editline] How are you typing then?
[QUOTE=areolop;35093705]So I cut all of my fingers open by catching a tomato slicer by the blades. [img]http://www.webstaurantstore.com/nemco-566001-3-16-easy-tomato-slicer-ii/nemco-566001-3-16-easy-tomato-slicer-ii.jpg[/img] Pic related, thats the machine. Hands have 2" of bandages on them... thinking about going to get stitches[/QUOTE] Damn, I use use one of those [b]exactly[/b] like it at work. I am always afraid my fingers are in the way, so I hesitate when slamming the little bastard through, then the tomato gets stuck halfway through.
[QUOTE=Autumn;35092135]you'll be fine drink plenty of liquids, but don't *too* much otherwise you're likely to throw it up it's also sometimes good to mix it up with a bit of fruit juice or squash, i probably wouldn't recommend soda/pop though just take it easy and you should be fine in ~12 hours (or before!)[/QUOTE] Exactly why shouldn't I drink coke? Because I drank about 3 liters of just coke the last 2 days...
[QUOTE='[EG] Pepper;35093843']Oh fuck [editline]11th March 2012[/editline] How are you typing then?[/QUOTE] the old man way, poke poke poke poke
[QUOTE=joost1120;35093879]Exactly why shouldn't I drink coke? Because I drank about 3 liters of just coke the last 2 days...[/QUOTE] there's nothing "exact" about it, i just always find when i feel sick that fizzy drinks don't help me, they tend to make me feel worse also i don't think drinking 3 litres of coke in 2 days is very good for you... are you overweight?
[QUOTE=joost1120;35093879]Exactly why shouldn't I drink coke?[/QUOTE] Because you're supposed to snort it, silly.
[QUOTE=Autumn;35093917]there's nothing "exact" about it, i just always find when i feel sick that fizzy drinks don't help me, they tend to make me feel worse also i don't think drinking 3 litres of coke in 2 days is very good for you... are you overweight?[/QUOTE] I weigh 55 kg and am 1.72m tall. Not really overweight. Also, I normally only drink stuff like lemonade with nearly no sugar and stuff.
fair enough then, i guess personally i still don't think drinking that amount of fizzy drink is healthy, but if it's not making you put on weight then maybe it's not so bad
[QUOTE=Autumn;35094194]fair enough then, i guess personally i still don't think drinking that amount of fizzy drink is healthy, but if it's not making you put on weight then maybe it's not so bad[/QUOTE] my family goes through a 24-pack every other day. All of us are tall, and a tad underweight. Damn this addiction.
[QUOTE=joost1120;35094130]I weigh 55 kg and am 1.72m tall. Not really overweight. Also, I normally only drink stuff like lemonade with nearly no sugar and stuff.[/QUOTE] You need to put on weight. I know because I'm 174cm and 56 kilos, and am underweight myself. I don't drink fizzy drinks, though, can't stand the way they make me feel lightheaded.
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