• Facepunch Medical Thread V1 (I don't need a doctor it's not that bad)
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[QUOTE=fear me;35300907]It's more of a regular uncomfortable hurt.[/QUOTE] It can be any number of things. With eye swelling, pain is a give away. Just ice it down, if it persists and/or gets more painful, call your doctor.
Lately I've noticed that my nose has been bleeding constantly. Not like nosebleeds, but whenever I blow my nose, it's full of fresh blood (It's allergy season). I had surgery to shave down my septum and turbinids in December, and I saw my ENT a few weeks ago, who said everything was clear and looked great. So, Dr. Facepunch, what is going on?
Is your nose dry? Even if you don't get an instant nose bleed, having a chronically dry nose can cause small amounts of blood to escape and dry on the inside of your nasal canal, leaving it to appear when you do need to remove excess mucus. If that is the case, you can just buy an over the counter nasal spray to try and keep the inside of your nose moisturized. This is just a guess, since this sometimes happens to me when I catch the flu.
[QUOTE=Smas;35302211]Is your nose dry? Even if you don't get an instant nose bleed, having a chronically dry nose can cause small amounts of blood to escape and dry on the inside of your nasal canal, leaving it to appear when you do need to remove excess mucus. If that is the case, you can just buy an over the counter nasal spray to try and keep the inside of your nose moisturized. This is just a guess, since this sometimes happens to me when I catch the flu.[/QUOTE] The issue is that it's not a small amount of blood, and it's not a nose bleed. I will blow my nose and big globs of fresh, bright red blood will end up on the tissue. and my nose isn't very dry at all.
My balls have been hurting for a few weeks...
Did you fall on them recently? [editline]26th March 2012[/editline] If you're a chick it's all good, that's supposed to happen.
[QUOTE=fluke42;35302900]The issue is that it's not a small amount of blood, and it's not a nose bleed. I will blow my nose and big globs of fresh, bright red blood will end up on the tissue. and my nose isn't very dry at all.[/QUOTE] I had this issue when I was younger, it's most likely because your nasal passage is severely dry. He is right.
Dunno if I have IBS or something, but - Whenever I take a shit, it's really hard and large, making it painful to pass. I drink plenty of water and eat fiber and fruits and vegetables, etc. I don't know what to do. Sometimes they hurt so bad I'm afraid to take a shit. I have one of these right now.
[QUOTE=meatballfish;35307289]Dunno if I have IBS or something, but - Whenever I take a shit, it's really hard and large, making it painful to pass. I drink plenty of water and eat fiber and fruits and vegetables, etc. I don't know what to do. Sometimes they hurt so bad I'm afraid to take a shit. I have one of these right now.[/QUOTE] Maybe you're not moving enough. You should walk a straight 30 minutes at least. Should ease the things up - well at least if you're sitting around all day.
[QUOTE=Governor Goblin;35306094]I had this issue when I was younger, it's most likely because your nasal passage is severely dry. He is right.[/QUOTE] I just said my nose isn't dry. It's allergy season, my nose is as wet as can be.
[QUOTE=fluke42;35307748]I just said my nose isn't dry. It's allergy season, my nose is as wet as can be.[/QUOTE] You sure about that? All that mucus has to come from somewhere, and if your nose is running like a faucet, it can really suck the moisture out of your nostrils, so to speak. It may help to just drink some more water, and to perhaps use a saline solution spray to rehydrate.
[QUOTE=KILLTHIS;35307561]Maybe you're not moving enough. You should walk a straight 30 minutes at least. Should ease the things up - well at least if you're sitting around all day.[/QUOTE] Maybe. I'll try that. Still trying to build up the courage to deal with this one.
[QUOTE=meatballfish;35308267]Maybe. I'll try that. Still trying to build up the courage to deal with this one.[/QUOTE] Yeah, you should give it a shot. Light sports usually helps me when things... well, "stop".
[QUOTE=fluke42;35307748]I just said my nose isn't dry. It's allergy season, my nose is as wet as can be.[/QUOTE] Runny nose doesn't moisten the membranes. I used to get those during winter where my nose was runny as anything, but my interior nasal passage was dry as hell.
Help me doctor, my right hand is slowly turning yellow and I'm not sure why. Seems to be more noticable on my knuckles, I have washed my hands with some special cleaning cream stuff to see if that helps. It still seems to be turning yellow, almost brown in colour at this stage. I tried a google search but it was too ambiguous so I resort to just watching it change colour as that seems to be the only apparent problem any advice?
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[QUOTE=Chopstick;35318774]Help me doctor, my right hand is slowly turning yellow and I'm not sure why. Seems to be more noticable on my knuckles, I have washed my hands with some special cleaning cream stuff to see if that helps. It still seems to be turning yellow, almost brown in colour at this stage. I tried a google search but it was too ambiguous so I resort to just watching it change colour as that seems to be the only apparent problem any advice?[/QUOTE] [editline]27th March 2012[/editline] You should really visit a doctor.
[QUOTE=Chopstick;35318774]Help me doctor, my right hand is slowly turning yellow and I'm not sure why. Seems to be more noticable on my knuckles, I have washed my hands with some special cleaning cream stuff to see if that helps. It still seems to be turning yellow, almost brown in colour at this stage. I tried a google search but it was too ambiguous so I resort to just watching it change colour as that seems to be the only apparent problem any advice?[/QUOTE] Do you smoke?
Yellow skin is the sign of Jaundice.
i thought eyeballs were usually the first to show signs of jaundice though? and it seems a bit odd it's only in one of his limbs
[QUOTE=Autumn;35320778]i thought eyeballs were usually the first to show signs of jaundice though? and it seems a bit odd it's only in one of his limbs[/QUOTE] yeah, that's why I'm not jumping to any conclusions. Other than that, I really don't know what could be causing it.
Going to bed, I'll get the hand checked soon doubt it's anything to worry about though - As for smoking no I don't, my eyes aren't yellow and I've got a trusty penknife to remove my hand if it's gangrene.
Im fucking fruits. First i started with something that i dont even know it's name. My friend gave it to me, and i putted it on my desk because it smells good, and it is decorative. But somehow after some time (1-2 days) it seemed so SEXY to me, and i drilled a hole in it with pen, than with scissors i made it's hole much more bigger and fucked it. After this I started fucking fruits.(oranges, grapefruits, tomatoes and etc.) I want to ask that, can i get any virus or some shit like this from fruits?
[QUOTE=MxOAgentJohnson;35279702]This is super legit, whenever i listen to Gorillaz, my right nipple starts to twitch inside and really hurt. No joke, it's only Gorillaz, they are my favourite group and listening to the music hurts me. Oh god what do, it's been happening for years.[/QUOTE] I've done a bit of research and found... Absolutely nothing. I have never heard of and cannot find evidence of any reason you would feel pain (except possibly in your ears) while listening to music. So either you're bullshitting me or you have the worlds worst superpower: the ability to detect when bands aren't real with your nipples.
His nipples just have a taste in music?
[QUOTE=ScoutKing;35336506]His nipples just have a taste in music?[/QUOTE] I didn't say Gorrillaz is a bad "band," I just said they weren't real.
I just sneezed.
[QUOTE=Ast_risk;35339681]I just sneezed.[/QUOTE] Start writing your will.
Going in for retinal reattachment surgery tomorrow to restore vision in my left eye. Facepunchers, if you ever suddenly notice a new blind spot or weird stuff in your vision, go see an opthalmologist right away. My optometrist said it was probably nothing to worry about and he was dead wrong, and the extra time spent doing nothing has negatively impacted my long-term prognosis.
talking of eyes, you might remember me asking if i should go for an eye test? well i did, and i do need glasses :( not for 24/7 but for reading, computing and distance stuff like driving i will. kinda sucks 'cause i was hoping i'd take after my dad and not need them til i was 40+ but still, gotta be greatful, at least i made it this far without needing them!
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