• Facepunch Medical Thread V1 (I don't need a doctor it's not that bad)
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Why does my fucking right foot feel like someone is tickling ut ALL THE TIME? its not rls because its ONLY the foot. If i hold my leg still for too long i have like, a ticklegasm and my foot shakes. My mom was born with a fucked up rightleg if it matters, and nothing makes the tickle go away.
I have a bruised Sternum from snowboarding... The internet says I should see a doctor about an x-ray, but it seems like a waste of time for them. What does FP think?
[QUOTE=blackt12;31672249]I have a bruised Sternum from snowboarding... The internet says I should see a doctor about an x-ray, but it seems like a waste of time for them. What does FP think?[/QUOTE]You should probably get it checked out. Im pretty sure they wont charge you unless they do something to it, but i could be way off. If you ignore it, it might get more serious. Also, doctor FP, I feel like i have pneumonia all over again. I have been on this couch for atleast 12 hours, and every time i move, i feel sick and just want to throw up. I was like this when i had pneumonia. Could it be from me not eating healthy?
[QUOTE=Pascall;31661379]Eat these: [img]http://www.pleasegodno.com/uploads/fiberonegranolabars.jpg[/img] They work.[/QUOTE] Also look up some cereal called all bran that shit will clean you out in hours literally you ever feel like your system needs a clean have 2 bowls of that a day for a week you will be shitting like a pro/ farting like an animal also.
This is probably nothing but I feel there might be a chance of something being wrong with me. I feel tired all the time. I usually sleep around 10-12 hours due to it being summer. This might be associated with it: I eat nothing but junk all day, mostly chips. Thing is, I eat this shit when I'm not hungry. I do not know why. I feel like crap because I'm eating junk and not eating much all day besides dinner. What is this shit?
I'm having a problem with my menstrual cycle. I used to be really regular but now I'm almost two weeks late. Even when I do bleed, it's very light - barely even there and only for a couple of days. I'm not sexually active. I don't know what could have caused it. I did start running five miles a day recently, but I still have a healthy amount of fat on my body, so I don't see how that could have caused it. What could be wrong?
[QUOTE=Shoupie;31679801]I'm having a problem with my menstrual cycle. I used to be really regular but now I'm almost two weeks late. Even when I do bleed, it's very light - barely even there and only for a couple of days. I'm not sexually active. I don't know what could have caused it. I did start running five miles a day recently, but I still have a healthy amount of fat on my body, so I don't see how that could have caused it. What could be wrong?[/QUOTE] If there's no possibility that you're pregnant, then it's normal. Cycles don't level out until you hit your peak, which for women is mid to late twenties. From the time when you start to the time you level out, your cycle can have some weird ass mood swings. The running may also be helping. Exercising helps lighten cycles and make it easier for you to endure them so yeah. But overall, if you're not pregnant, be thankful. It seems like more of a blessing than a curse in your case.
[QUOTE=Pascall;31679843]If there's no possibility that you're pregnant, then it's normal. Cycles don't level out until you hit your peak, which for women is mid to late twenties. From the time when you start to the time you level out, your cycle can have some weird ass mood swings. The running may also be helping. Exercising helps lighten cycles and make it easier for you to endure them so yeah. But overall, if you're not pregnant, be thankful. It seems like more of a blessing than a curse in your case.[/QUOTE] I'm only 17, so that could be it. Good to know. Thanks!
[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;31674180]This is probably nothing but I feel there might be a chance of something being wrong with me. I feel tired all the time. I usually sleep around 10-12 hours due to it being summer. This might be associated with it: I eat nothing but junk all day, mostly chips. Thing is, I eat this shit when I'm not hungry. I do not know why. I feel like crap because I'm eating junk and not eating much all day besides dinner. What is this shit?[/QUOTE] How old are you? Sounds like teenage behaviour. An unhealthy diet can lead to many vitamin deficiencies which often make you fell terrible. Try broadening your diet. If you do want some food during the day, not because your hungry try celery, it takes more energy to digest it than what it gives you so it's healthier to eat that.
Yesterday I lost a finger to a blender and now i'm getting surgery today. my hand is all bandaged up. I have to type with one hand it sucks.
I fart when I lay down. What do? [editline]12th August 2011[/editline] A lot.
[QUOTE=TheGronk;31685189]I fart when I lay down. What do? [editline]12th August 2011[/editline] A lot.[/QUOTE] Stand up for the rest of your life.
[QUOTE=Hana-San;31684582]How old are you? Sounds like teenage behaviour. An unhealthy diet can lead to many vitamin deficiencies which often make you fell terrible. Try broadening your diet. If you do want some food during the day, not because your hungry try celery, it takes more energy to digest it than what it gives you so it's healthier to eat that.[/QUOTE] I'm 17. I dunno why I eat so much shit during the day but I want it to stop. If my metabolism wasn't so fast I'd be a fatass by now.
[QUOTE=BradB;31433471]Eating hot (temperature) food sometimes makes my nose run. Is this nose cancer? How can I make it not happen?[/QUOTE] Same if my food is spicy.
[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;31688083]I'm 17. I dunno why I eat so much shit during the day but I want it to stop. If my metabolism wasn't so fast I'd be a fatass by now.[/QUOTE] You say that like you aren't in control of your own body. If you don't want to eat shit, then don't. Heck, I find that most "diet" food is really good, like in the UK there are these 70 calorie crisps that are promoted for diet+women but they are like the best bag of crisps I have ever had.
I felt rumbling in my chest, am I going to have a heart attack?
[QUOTE=Cactusman;31684797]Yesterday I lost a finger to a blender and now i'm getting surgery today. my hand is all bandaged up. I have to type with one hand it sucks.[/QUOTE]... how the fuck do you lose a finger to a blender. I can't even get my hand that far in there. And why were you reaching into a blender that's plugged in?
[QUOTE=MightyMax;31704653]... how the fuck do you lose a finger to a blender. I can't even get my hand that far in there. And why were you reaching into a blender that's plugged in?[/QUOTE]It's the Internet. Some people are just that stupid. :v:
I think I have some form of anxiety because when I'm sitting down I find myself tapping my right foot fast on the ground and I'm very paranoid all the time about burglars and I'm scared that a burglar or ghost is going to kill me.
[QUOTE=Erasus;31688817]Same if my food is spicy.[/QUOTE] This happens to most people when they eat something to spicy. [QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;31709661]I think I have some form of anxiety because when I'm sitting down I find myself tapping my right foot fast on the ground and I'm very paranoid all the time about burglars and I'm scared that a burglar or ghost is going to kill me.[/QUOTE] I don't see how tapping your foot makes you think that you have anxiety. I do this all the time. except I do it while I'm driving, and I have to lift my foot for driveways or roads tat are on the road I'm on. And put it down for the rest of the time. And then I count letters in words. But not just normally. Facepunch is 12, f=1 a=2 c=1 e=2 p=2 u=2 n=1 c=1 and h=1. But they if you go in capitals it's only 11. And it you go in a different way of writing, where your p's don't connect and don't form 2 areas than it's 11 again. It drives me insane but I can't stop.
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;31709661]I think I have some form of anxiety because when I'm sitting down I find myself tapping my right foot fast on the ground and I'm very paranoid all the time about burglars and I'm scared that a burglar or ghost is going to kill me.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure the leg thing is just restless leg syndrome.
I have a runny nose tell it to me straight, facepunch, will I live
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;31711410]I have a runny nose tell it to me straight, facepunch, will I live[/QUOTE] I'm... so sorry.
iʻve been sick for nearly a week now, and itʻs the same scratchy sore throat with some congestion. i cough up some green/yellow mucus but itʻs a very small amount if I do. It also hurts my throat when I cough. Iʻm going to assume a cold but this is really irritating because iʻve seen no real improvement and itʻs only getting worse. Iʻve been hydrating and eating soup at nearly every meal, also been taking vitamins. Also been sleeping whenever I can. any other suggestions? [editline]13th August 2011[/editline] also, back part of my left eyeball is sore. I wear contacts but I clean them daily, and iʻve been wearing them at a minimal
I had an ear infection a while ago, an inner one, and it hurt like absolute hell. I can now feel the same sort of feeling as before, only it's not hurting very much yet. Anyone know any magical miracle cures for ear infections?
[QUOTE=Sleepy Head;31717649]iʻve been sick for nearly a week now, and itʻs the same scratchy sore throat with some congestion. i cough up some green/yellow mucus but itʻs a very small amount if I do. It also hurts my throat when I cough. Iʻm going to assume a cold but this is really irritating because iʻve seen no real improvement and itʻs only getting worse. Iʻve been hydrating and eating soup at nearly every meal, also been taking vitamins. Also been sleeping whenever I can. any other suggestions? [editline]13th August 2011[/editline] also, back part of my left eyeball is sore. I wear contacts but I clean them daily, and iʻve been wearing them at a minimal[/QUOTE] Possibly a summer flu, the green/yellow mucus means you have a nasal infection, take vitamin D if you haven't already and if doesn't go away in a couple days see a doctor.
I've been burping a lot recently. Like, every thirty minutes or every hour I'm burping. I doubt this is a problem but it might be brought on by my acid reflux.
SO for the last 6 months i've been trying to gain weight, I made small gains, I gained 10 pounds in half a year, but I feel like i'm gaining to slowly. I feel tired often, and usually have a hard time sleeping. Combined with having trouble to gain weight, the slight fatigue, and the insomnia, I show signs of possibly having a hyperactive thyroid. So the question is begged, should I get my thyroid checked, or just keep at what I am doing, and try to sleep better?
[QUOTE=ScoutKing;31727134]SO for the last 6 months i've been trying to gain weight, I made small gains, I gained 10 pounds in half a year, but I feel like i'm gaining to slowly. I feel tired often, and usually have a hard time sleeping. Combined with having trouble to gain weight, the slight fatigue, and the insomnia, I show signs of possibly having a hyperactive thyroid. So the question is begged, should I get my thyroid checked, or just keep at what I am doing, and try to sleep better?[/QUOTE] You should get it checked just in case. It's always better to be aware of these kinds of things as early as possible so you can adjust your lifestyle accordingly. It's worth the time taken out of the day to visit the doctor, whether you find yourself dealing with a hyperactive thyroid or you find that you're healthy as ever. And be sure that even when you're trying to gain weight, exercise. Build muscle weight instead of fat. And watch your diet. Lack of exercise and improper diet could be leading to weird sleeping habits and fatigue.
[QUOTE=Pascall;31730330]You should get it checked just in case. It's always better to be aware of these kinds of things as early as possible so you can adjust your lifestyle accordingly. It's worth the time taken out of the day to visit the doctor, whether you find yourself dealing with a hyperactive thyroid or you find that you're healthy as ever. And be sure that even when you're trying to gain weight, exercise. Build muscle weight instead of fat. And watch your diet. Lack of exercise and improper diet could be leading to weird sleeping habits and fatigue.[/QUOTE] I am exercising, the 10 pounds or so that i've gained in the last 6 months was mostly muscle. A very, small amount though. Ill keep exercising and changing my routine, and lifting heavier. If i don't add on another few pounds in a month or two ill check the thyroid out. But my brother, and the rest of my family is this way too, so it could just be genetics.
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