• Facepunch Medical Thread V1 (I don't need a doctor it's not that bad)
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I have a huge ulcer on my lip. It appeared yesterday and was like most of the other boring ulcers you get - small and not painful. Then this one grew to take up half of my upper lip. I looked up thinks like cancer of the mouth, just incase, and it doesn't seem to appear like any of those. Its just swollen with a little few white spots on the underside. While I'm glad I don't have to go anywhere social for the next two/three weeks still (summer, woo), should I be worried? And furthermore is it in any way related to those two packs of mentos I ate yesterday, cause if it is mentos certainly doesn't plan to help me in social situations like in those adverts :smith:
[QUOTE=papaya;31742149]I have a huge ulcer on my lip. It appeared yesterday and was like most of the other boring ulcers you get - small and not painful. Then this one grew to take up half of my upper lip. I looked up thinks like cancer of the mouth, just incase, and it doesn't seem to appear like any of those. Its just swollen with a little few white spots on the underside. While I'm glad I don't have to go anywhere social for the next two/three weeks still (summer, woo), should I be worried? And furthermore is it in any way related to those two packs of mentos I ate yesterday, cause if it is mentos certainly doesn't plan to help me in social situations like in those adverts :smith:[/QUOTE] We can't tell without pictures :(
Every time I eat hot my nose starts dripping. Is there a reason why?
I have excess melanin building up just above my upper lip so it looks like I have a permanent chocolate milk moustache, what do I do I've heard citric acid acts as a natural bleach, and I always drank loads of orange juice, which I still do, and I've started eating lemons on the regular
I am not medical expert but I know when I have a fungal skin infection. It resembles hair and grows on my face. Mainly around the lips and jaw. What do? Should I amputate?
I've got a problem with insomnia. I sometimes can't sleep through the night in peace and sometimes I can't even sleep, and that really messes with my school work because I can't think straight. When I do get sleep, it's unrefreshing (tested during a holiday, kept to a strict bedtime) and I feel like shit. What do I do
[QUOTE=TheGronk;31760317]I am not medical expert but I know when I have a fungal skin infection. It resembles hair and grows on my face. Mainly around the lips and jaw. What do? Should I amputate?[/QUOTE] Yes. Luckily for you, they make small amputation devices for that; [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dMCVCOEiZoE/S1kH_AfOkMI/AAAAAAAAH5c/jeJkUle7SrQ/s400/razor.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Xybjj;31760418]I've got a problem with insomnia. I sometimes can't sleep through the night in peace and sometimes I can't even sleep, and that really messes with my school work because I can't think straight. When I do get sleep, it's unrefreshing (tested during a holiday, kept to a strict bedtime) and I feel like shit. What do I do[/QUOTE]Be like a doctor House
Please help, me X is sick and hurt, soon it might even be dead.
I cut up my feet pretty bad yesterday on oysters and barnicles while down at a local beach. When I got home I immediately irrigated, cleaned, disinfected (hydrogen peroxide), and dressed the four notably bad cuts (one on my left heel, three on my right sole and a fourth one on my big toe). This morning the cut on my left foot had healed a bit and wasn't an issue however the three on the other foot were still quite tender and slightly swollen so they received an extra cleaning and application of hydrogen peroxide (the bubbles sound awesome by the way) however my biggest concern is the cut on my toe. For it I had to cut off a small piece of loose skin which left a rather nasty gash. I'm being double sure that it does not get infected (I need that toe thank you) but how long would I expect to wait before it heals well enough to be safe to remove the bandages?
I would be sure to always have a bandage on until the wounds are completely closed. This will help them to heal faster (they won't be rubbing against the shoe) and prevent them from getting infected. Be sure to carfully, as to not rip them open again, change the bandages every few days or so and apply more disinfectant when you do.
[QUOTE=MIPS;31804929]I cut up my feet pretty bad yesterday on oysters and barnicles while down at a local beach. When I got home I immediately irrigated, cleaned, disinfected (hydrogen peroxide), and dressed the four notably bad cuts (one on my left heel, three on my right sole and a fourth one on my big toe). This morning the cut on my left foot had healed a bit and wasn't an issue however the three on the other foot were still quite tender and slightly swollen so they received an extra cleaning and application of hydrogen peroxide (the bubbles sound awesome by the way) however my biggest concern is the cut on my toe. For it I had to cut off a small piece of loose skin which left a rather nasty gash. I'm being double sure that it does not get infected (I need that toe thank you) but how long would I expect to wait before it heals well enough to be safe to remove the bandages?[/QUOTE] Sounds like you need to invest in a pair of sandals :v:
[QUOTE=Chris220;31822064]Sounds like you need to invest in a pair of sandals :v:[/QUOTE] They also have shoes that you can buy that are specially for beaches. They are made out of wet suit material and have rubber soles to give you grip and stop you from hurting your feet. Don't know if they have them in Canada though.
i have a skinny penis what am i suppose to do about this?
[QUOTE=Moose;31823273]i have a skinny penis what am i suppose to do about this?[/QUOTE] eat it
i tried but i cant do yoga
Uhg, I might actually have testicular cancer. I'm going to see the doctor about it soon. I don't think my mom is taking me seriously though because she still hasn't made an appoitment
[QUOTE=Hana-San;31823092]They also have shoes that you can buy that are specially for beaches. They are made out of wet suit material and have rubber soles to give you grip and stop you from hurting your feet. Don't know if they have them in Canada though.[/QUOTE] But they make you look nerdy.
[QUOTE=TheGronk;31760317]I am not medical expert but I know when I have a fungal skin infection. It resembles hair and grows on my face. Mainly around the lips and jaw. What do? Should I amputate?[/QUOTE] At the neck
[QUOTE=Stud Muffin;31823444]Uhg, I might actually have testicular cancer. I'm going to see the doctor about it soon. I don't think my mom is taking me seriously though because she still hasn't made an appoitment[/QUOTE] i hope youre not afraid of needles
[QUOTE=papaya;31742149]I have a huge ulcer on my lip. It appeared yesterday and was like most of the other boring ulcers you get - small and not painful. Then this one grew to take up half of my upper lip. I looked up thinks like cancer of the mouth, just incase, and it doesn't seem to appear like any of those. Its just swollen with a little few white spots on the underside. While I'm glad I don't have to go anywhere social for the next two/three weeks still (summer, woo), should I be worried? And furthermore is it in any way related to those two packs of mentos I ate yesterday, cause if it is mentos certainly doesn't plan to help me in social situations like in those adverts :smith:[/QUOTE] Probably a "larger than normal" Kanker Sore, Try switching toothpastes, i used to get them every time i turned around with Colgate and Crest, now i use Arm&hammer, and havent had a sore for a while, plus the baking soda in Arm&hammer can help fight breath
[QUOTE=RichyZ;31823546]i have a dick but no balls wat do[/QUOTE] You are a woman, remove your penis.
hey guys i have a slight cold, i have been sneezing and feeling under the weather for approximately 15 minutes. My symptoms include: running nose, slight cough, sneezing. I have already called the ambulance but i'm afraid it might not get here quick enough if i dont post within the next 5 minutes im dead
[QUOTE=Moose;31823588]i hope youre not afraid of needles[/QUOTE] It's funny because I am terrified of needles.
its okay they're only going to take 5 samples of your blood, of course sometimes they miss the vein so pray that they dont oh and if they give you chemotherapy for your ball cancer then it'll make your bones feel like they're on fire
I'm a doctor! For any and all diseases, ailments, illnesses, and whatnot, I perscribe a diagnosis and perscription from a Real doctor.
guys if i get diagnosed with aspergers and autism do i get a pension?
[QUOTE=Moose;31840790]guys if i get diagnosed with aspergers and autism do i get a pension?[/QUOTE] Would probably depend on the severity of it.
Isn't a pension for the elderly?
[QUOTE=Alcapwne;31858313]Isn't a pension for the elderly?[/QUOTE] He probably means disability benefits. And yes, you can get disability benefits for aspergers. But will you? I'm not sure. [editline]21st August 2011[/editline] I hope I didn't just assist a scammer.
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