• What you did while drunk.
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That is fucked up
My friends parents were down the shore for the night so he decided to have a few people over [10-15]. Me trying to be a big shot, I bring 2 liters of vodka, one for me and the other for everyone else. I smoke 2 dutches at like 11 and I feel pretty good. At 12 I start drinking. Deciding I want to feel it faster, I mix 50/50 in a red cup of cherry vodka and lemonade. I have to say, it tasted pretty damn good. So i finished that, and said hey ill make another. Now, I don't have the best perception of time when I start to get drunk so I didn't realize how fast I was drinking. Fast forward to 1 am, im piss drunk and still drinking. The bottle is half gone by this point. So, I keep going and making the 50/50 mix for myself. Everyone knew I was hammered, probably due to me crawling up the steps to make myself a drink because I could hardly stand. This is where it starts to get fuzzy. I sit back down on the couch and watch the game of beer pong going on. I forget what happened next, but then I go to lay down on the couch. Though it was more of a half kneeling on the floor and my torso on part of the couch that wasn't occupied. That's when I black out. Now, fast forward to 7 am. I wake up in the same position I was in when I blacked out, to my friend waking me up to leave because the kids mom is on her way home, I check my bottle and it is completely empty, I drank the whole liter. I have a killer fucking hangover and I just feel like death. They then procede to tell me how fucked up I was last night and how I threw up everywhere. I didn't believe them. They then said to look at my shorts and shoes, I did, they were covered in vomit. They then tell me this is what went down: After I passed out, I started throwing up in my sleep. So, my best friend[who has a broken ankle in a brace at the time] picks me up from behind under my arms and starts dragging me across the family room to outside, me throwing up the entire time[there were small spots all over the carpet]. Then he drops me in the door way and kicks me out of the door [literally, I don't know how with the messed up ankle]. I then proceed to crawl to the grass and pass out in the middle of the back yard. I have a brief 5 second memory during this whole ordeal of throwing up in the grass, but that was still pretty fuzzy. I apparently slept out there for a few hours, and then came back inside and passed right back out where I was. Then I wake up and they tell me this story. I went back to my friends house and slept till 5pm that day. Never again will I drink that much cheap vodka in that short amount of time.
[QUOTE=Septimas;31640688] In that competition, kenny stuck a bike pump up his asshole, and pumped it, [/QUOTE] Oh gawd, where is this going? [editline]9th August 2011[/editline] That whole post is full of hilarious one liners like. "We wrestled a lot so I saw it often." Do you guys wrestle with your cocks out?
[QUOTE=Tinovac;31640881]Oh gawd, where is this going? [editline]9th August 2011[/editline] That whole post is full of hilarious one liners like. "We wrestled a lot so I saw it often." Do you guys wrestle with your cocks out?[/QUOTE] no, as in, i did the wrestling team, and you wear a one piece, so i constantly saw his dick bulge. [editline]9th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=ElGrego;31640765]That is fucked up[/QUOTE] whhhaaat can i sayyy, WEE HAVE A GOOOOOOD TIMEEE
one time me and my friends kevin and riley got really shitfaced, like, 12 shots of jack shitfaced so we were up in my room and my friend kevin was passed out on the floor right and suddenly i got the fantastic idea of trying to take a shit on his face so i pulled my pants down and squatted over him and tried my fucking hardest to take a shit i ended up just farting really loudly, so he woke up and started freaking out and he tried to beat me up but he couldnt cause you know we were wasted it was more like two handicapped monkeys slapping each other around i never did get to shit on his face :frown: [editline]10th August 2011[/editline] lmao its funny cause i tried to shit on his face when we were shitfaced :v:
[QUOTE=Rediscover;31641103]one time me and my friends kevin and riley got really shitfaced, like, 12 shots of jack shitfaced so we were up in my room and my friend kevin was passed out on the floor right and suddenly i got the fantastic idea of trying to take a shit on his face so i pulled my pants down and squatted over him and tried my fucking hardest to take a shit i ended up just farting really loudly, so he woke up and started freaking out and he tried to beat me up but he couldnt cause you know we were wasted it was more like two handicapped monkeys slapping each other around i never did get to shit on his face :frown: [editline]10th August 2011[/editline] lmao its funny cause i tried to shit on his face when we were shitfaced :v:[/QUOTE] and peopel say IM fucked up
A few months ago me, my cousin, my cousin's friend, and a friend of my cousin's friend got drunk while driving around. The friend of my cousin's friend was the driver, and he was crazy but in a good way. He was the only one who wasn't drunk, but he had a hyper high. We ended up driving into some park and drove on a sidewalk through the park going 40 MPH :v:
I got so drunk I laid in myu bed and melted into my sheets one time!!!
I hate it coming in from a buzzing night out and I get in bed and everything fucking spins for hours and I can't sleep.
[QUOTE=Rediscover;31641103]one time me and my friends kevin and riley got really shitfaced, like, 12 shots of jack shitfaced so we were up in my room and my friend kevin was passed out on the floor right and suddenly i got the fantastic idea of trying to take a shit on his face so i pulled my pants down and squatted over him and tried my fucking hardest to take a shit i ended up just farting really loudly, so he woke up and started freaking out and he tried to beat me up but he couldnt cause you know we were wasted it was more like two handicapped monkeys slapping each other around i never did get to shit on his face :frown: [editline]10th August 2011[/editline] lmao its funny cause i tried to shit on his face when we were shitfaced :v:[/QUOTE] Holy fuck if someone tried that on me no matter what they were on I would fuck them up when I became sober, that kinda stuff is inexcusable in my books.
[QUOTE=Rediscover;31641103]one time me and my friends kevin and riley got really shitfaced, like, 12 shots of jack shitfaced so we were up in my room and my friend kevin was passed out on the floor right and suddenly i got the fantastic idea of trying to take a shit on his face so i pulled my pants down and squatted over him and tried my fucking hardest to take a shit i ended up just farting really loudly, so he woke up and started freaking out and he tried to beat me up but he couldnt cause you know we were wasted it was more like two handicapped monkeys slapping each other around i never did get to shit on his face :frown: [editline]10th August 2011[/editline] lmao its funny cause i tried to shit on his face when we were shitfaced :v:[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-whoptc.gif[/img]
I got so drunk that I managed to still be at the hotel when there was cops everywhere, took 8-9 shots of spiced rum on a empty stomach and because of that I got superbly drunk to the point where I had to buy a bottle of water to make it go down so I could rave otherwise I would of been flopping shit everywhere. at first I was going to take orange juice shots until i realized that juice ferments in your stomach doubling the alcohol so main story was drank some water it took my drunkness down but was still drunk, Raved, passed the fuck out in the hotel lobby
So if you drink alcohol with fruit juice you get even more drunk?
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;31644727]So if you drink alcohol with fruit juice you get even more drunk?[/QUOTE] yup [editline]10th August 2011[/editline] so those 8-9 shots would of been like 16-18 sort of speak
lol no because by that logic drinking juice would make you drunk.
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;31644771]lol no because by that logic drinking juice would make you drunk.[/QUOTE] you have to mix juice with alcohol bro
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[QUOTE=Stormcharger;31644786]INFO THAT BACKS ME UP [url]http://quezi.com/14067[/url] [editline]10th August 2011[/editline] I did not mean those caps[/QUOTE] no no I'm talking taking shots with orange juice not just drinking oj
Yea its still does nothing man you are mislead, I drink a lot of vodka and i get less drunk when I drink it with orange juice because you dilute it. Seriously man you would see bums drinking orange juice with alcohol all the time if this was true.
baileys is the best.
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;31644858]Yea its still does nothing man you are mislead, I drink a lot of vodka and i get less drunk when I drink it with orange juice because you dilute it. Seriously man you would see bums drinking orange juice with alcohol all the time if this was true.[/QUOTE] fuck if I know all i know is it ferments and that's bout it. [editline]10th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Cypher_09;31644875]baileys is the best.[/QUOTE]] mmm baileysssssssss
Na man vodka mudshakes are so nice, its just like drinking a chocolate milkshake. Chicks get the best drinks its not fair haha
Baileys is great, just not to get drunk off. [editline]10th August 2011[/editline] Also, *alert the pussy police* Appletini's are pretty good.
I really don't like the taste of any other alcoholic drink that I've tasted. :frown: I have a huge bottle of Southern Comfort in my room that I don't touch 'cause it's just horrible to taste. I don't like spirits, beer is alright but makes you put a shit load of weight on, alcopops make me feel sick and shots are alright but taste yeeugh. There's nothing better than sitting down with a glass of Bailey's though. Put ice in or a shot of coffee. :smile: I'm trying to think of a drink now uh. What else is there? That you don't need to mix with fizzy drinks, preferably a still drink made with fruit juice that tastes nice. Like exotic fruits.
Tequila sunrise might be perfect for you. [editline]10th August 2011[/editline] I'm an Irish carbomb man/boy myself. [editline]10th August 2011[/editline] Actually, you might like it too. you put a third of an ounce of baileys a third of an ounce of Kahlua and a third of an ounce of Jameson's Irish whiskey into a shot glass and drop it into a Guiness extra stout.
I wish you could have alcohol pills, it would be awesome.
[QUOTE=Tinovac;31645031]Tequila sunrise might be perfect for you. [editline]10th August 2011[/editline] I'm an Irish carbomb man/boy myself. [editline]10th August 2011[/editline] Actually, you might like it too. you put a third of an ounce of baileys a third of an ounce of Kahlua and a third of an ounce of Jameson's Irish whiskey into a shot glass and drop it into a Guiness extra stout.[/QUOTE] I've had Tequila where you lick the salt and drink the lemon :v: What's that called? Tequila slammer?
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;31645356]I've had Tequila where you lick the salt and drink the lemon :v: What's that called? Tequila slammer?[/QUOTE] Haha i love that, if you want to be real hardcore you snort the salt and drip the lemon in your eye :v:
well i had the lemon in eye part before not salt snorting tho lol
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;31645393]Haha i love that, if you want to be real hardcore you snort the salt and drip the lemon in your eye :v:[/QUOTE] What I do is: Smash the glass (full of tequila) in my face. I pour the salt into the wounds. Shove the lemon up my ass.
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