• Something you should know before ________
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Drive careful, you only live once. Something you should know before you eat.
You'll be punishing the toilet in an hour or so. Destiny! Something you should know before turning on the TV
Where the remote is so you can switch shit channels Something you should know before bungee jumping
How to attach the bungee rope Something you should know before cooking meth
Respect the chemistry Something you should know before shitting.
pull door remove pants enter toilet shit Something you should know before attempting to catch a fish.
If you drop the bass fish it's considered a bass drop. Something you should know before you get in a car accident
That it is an incredible life experience that will only make you stronger, and you should embrace it. Something you should know before.. going to the interwebs?
It's full of accidental pornography, profanity, gore, malicious viruses, and easily pissable communities. Something you should know before I rape you
To get some lube Something you should know before getting a girlfriend
that all women are evil and are out to steal your stuff and soul. Something you should know before visiting Italy
Learn the language or you'll be fucked here. In other words,there is rarely someone who speaks english. (In my cases) Something you should know before writing an exam.
Bring a pen. Seriously, never forget the pen. Something you should know before playing waterpolo
How to swim. Something you should know before having sex with an automobile?
That dragons were there before you. Something you should know before Mr. Oldman drops that candy bar in your bag.
light brown = go on town dark brown = put that bar down something I should know before attempting to play wonderwall at a frat party
How many fat guys are there? Something I should know before heading into a camp
You should know you can't escape Hitler's concentration camps! Something you should know before torturing your enemies
don't let them live Something you should know before becoming an hero
[QUOTE=ThatSprite;42650751]don't let them live Something you should know before becoming an hero[/QUOTE] Don't get writer's block or you may be cancelled. Something I should know about Norway
It's fuckin' cold. Something you should know about New York before going there
They're a bunch of yanks and avoid direct eye contact with the locals. Something you should know before your turn on Jeopardy!.
That the answer is given to you. I rememeber not understanding that program when I was like 6 year old and could barely talk english. Before you get into a relationship
You'll regret it. Something you should know before going to sleep
He is watching you. Always. Something you should know about the darker corners of the internet...
How to adjust brightness. Something you should know before watching Doctor Who.
How to turn off your TV/Computer Something you should know before starting your car?
Take any obstructive things out of your tailpipe. Something you should know before you eat that mystery meat
Soylent green is [sp]delicious[/sp] Something you should know before you choose your pill
Make sure it isn't an abortion pill. Something you should know before writing a book?
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