• What Are You Thinking? v. The Many Adventures of Napman and Outfan
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[QUOTE=Zombie_2371;49504176]I am actually a great pole dancer[citation needed] [/QUOTE] you can't just say that without proving it
[QUOTE=KOS-MOS;49504198]:saxout:[/QUOTE] :trumpet:
[QUOTE=Zombie_2371;49504176]I am actually a great pole dancer [editline]10th January 2016[/editline] Muh automerge[/QUOTE] how does a fish pole dance
[QUOTE=Pigbear;49504210]you can't just say that without proving it[/QUOTE] Are you my girlfriend No No proof needed
so when is the first session where zombie teaches us how to pole dance?
[QUOTE=Skwee;49504218]how does a fish pole dance[/QUOTE] Its all in the fins.
girls who can pole dance can also beat me in arm wrestling
[QUOTE=PILLS HERE!;49504227]girls who can pole dance can also beat me in arm wrestling[/QUOTE] they can also do infinitely more crunches than you can because holy SHIT pole dancing requires mad core strength
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49504217]you're not even legal to go to a gay strip club how would you know[/QUOTE] good thing the internet doesn't actually have age restrictions on what you can view not that i'd actually watch some guy poledancing but
Pretty satisfactory Golden Globes. Maybe not as good as it could have been but the stuff I liked mostly won. Woo
The only strip club I've seen out here is a pole barn next to a bar made from another pole barn. And they're in the middle of nowhere.
[QUOTE=Pigbear;49504233]good thing the internet doesn't actually have age restrictions on what you can view not that i'd actually watch some guy poledancing but[/QUOTE] pole dancing that isn't focused on being sexy is entertaining to watch, regardless of the dancer's gender shit like that is difficult to find in my experience tho
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49504239]The only strip club I've seen out here is a pole barn next to a bar made from another pole barn. And they're in the middle of nowhere.[/QUOTE] the only strip club i've seen was on a computer monitor
[QUOTE=Pigbear;49504233]good thing the internet doesn't actually have age restrictions on what you can view not that i'd actually watch some guy poledancing but[/QUOTE] The internet does have an age limit but you're just a horny lying basterd
[QUOTE=xBackfire;49504235]Pretty satisfactory Golden Globes. Maybe not as good as it could have been but the stuff I liked mostly won. Woo[/QUOTE] the martian won for comedy(or so i heard) wtf
oh god worst top of the page post
[QUOTE=Pigbear;49504233]good thing the internet doesn't actually have age restrictions on what you can view not that i'd actually watch some guy poledancing but[/QUOTE] What's wrong with watching guys poledance???
[QUOTE=Captain;49504250]What's wrong with watching guys poledance???[/QUOTE] i'm straight thats what
WAYT: We all want to be pole dancers.
[QUOTE=Pigbear;49504251]i'm straight thats what[/QUOTE] No excuse!
[QUOTE=KOS-MOS;49504254]WAYT: We all want to be pole dancers.[/QUOTE] not me im good thanks for asking i think ill pass
[QUOTE=ZnT00;49504245]the martian won for comedy(or so i heard) wtf[/QUOTE] They submit to the category they feel applies to them (so in other words they chose Comedy because it was vaguely funny and it could more easily win awards due to weaker category.) That said, however, The Martian is a much funnier movie than a lot of comedies I have seen, so, it has as much claim to that title as anything.
[QUOTE=Pigbear;49504251]i'm straight thats what[/QUOTE] Can you not appreciate the art and technique or are you only focused on getting off
[QUOTE=Captain;49504255]No excuse![/QUOTE] i don't like looking at dudes poledancing
[QUOTE=Pigbear;49504251]i'm straight thats what[/QUOTE] So? It's still entertaining as all hell.
[QUOTE=Pigbear;49504251]i'm straight thats what[/QUOTE] we can get into all manner of arguments about being secure in your sexuality and whatnot but as long as you're not popping a boner from that shit then i think you're straight bud
[QUOTE=Zombie_2371;49504261]Can you not appreciate the art ajd technique or are you only focused on getting off[/QUOTE] when i watch arousing things its to jack off not to appreciate art
[QUOTE=ZnT00;49504259]not me im good thanks for asking i think ill pass[/QUOTE] If I pole dance with you, will you do it? That way we can be both hot, open our own club, and rake in the money.
[QUOTE=KOS-MOS;49504254]WAYT: We all want to be pole dancers.[/QUOTE] Dancing is my passion.
[QUOTE=Pigbear;49504266]when i watch arousing things its to jack off not to appreciate art[/QUOTE] i should pin this post on my wall
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