What Are You Thinking? v. The Many Adventures of Napman and Outfan
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[QUOTE=Pigbear;49504266]when i watch arousing things its to jack off not to appreciate art[/QUOTE]
that would imply that all pole dancing is meant to arouse
[QUOTE=ZnT00;49504270]i should pin this post on my wall[/QUOTE]
Ima get it tatooed on my balls
I wish I could be a pole so people would dance on me. :cry:
[QUOTE=Captain;49504280]I wish I could be a pole so people would dance on me. :cry:[/QUOTE]
does a lapdance not count as dancing on someone
[QUOTE=Captain;49504280]I wish I could be a pole so people would dance on me. :cry:[/QUOTE]
no cap that's called a lap dance and that's an entirely different category
[QUOTE=Captain;49504280]I wish I could be a pole so people would dance on me. :cry:[/QUOTE]
Ill dance on you but ima need 50 up front
[QUOTE=gaminji;49504230]they can also do infinitely more crunches than you can because holy SHIT pole dancing requires mad core strength[/QUOTE]
anyone can do more crunches than me
[sp]because my form sucks[/sp]
[QUOTE=Pigbear;49504282]does a lapdance not count as dancing on someone[/QUOTE]
You think I'm some kind of casual???
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49504288]are you saying you've been dumb enough to install one of those desktop strippers that is actually malware[/QUOTE]
no i watched a GTA video
[QUOTE=PILLS HERE!;49504289]anyone can do more crunches than me
[sp]because my form sucks[/sp][/QUOTE]
i can do 30 crunches before i get to the point where i literally cannot move anymore :pudge:
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49504288]are you saying you've been dumb enough to install one of those desktop strippers that is actually malware[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;CiVtoO65BRY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiVtoO65BRY[/video]
?
[QUOTE=Pigbear;49504242]the only strip club i've seen was on a computer monitor[/QUOTE]
I mean I'd go for the experience [I]*cough*[/I] but I can't drive, and the program I'm still in prevents me from driving (still don't know why).
[QUOTE=gaminji;49504294]i can do 30 crunches before i get to the point where i literally cannot move anymore :pudge:[/QUOTE]
I need to stop being a lazy shit and get on that. I don't remember how many of those, push ups, or sit ups I can do.
I was, when I was going to the gym, doing like 40-45 pullups.
[QUOTE=KOS-MOS;49504298][video=youtube;e909tKYB0GA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e909tKYB0GA[/video][/QUOTE]
me
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49504301]:quotes:[/QUOTE]
your right it was actually me playing GTA V
ya got me
[QUOTE=Nookyava;49504303]40-45 pullups.[/QUOTE]
do you want to know how many good-form, full height pullups I can do?
[sp]0.5.[/sp]
Why can't you guys let me live my dream of being a pole? :disappoint:
[QUOTE=Captain;49504312]Why can't you guys let me live my dream of being a pole? :disappoint:[/QUOTE]
ALAKAZAM
boom u r now a pole
prepare to be snapped in half by overweight people attempting to poledance
[QUOTE=Pigbear;49504305]your right it was actually me playing GTA V
ya got me[/QUOTE]
Have you seen boobs irl
[QUOTE=gaminji;49504313]ALAKAZAM
boom u r now a pole
prepare to be snapped in half by overweight people attempting to poledance[/QUOTE]
You call that hell, I call it heaven! :vs:
poles are pretty phallic and are not allowed on this wholesome christian website
[QUOTE=Captain;49504319]You call that hell, I call it heaven! :vs:[/QUOTE]
rip captain the pole.
[QUOTE=Zombie_2371;49504315]Have you seen boobs irl[/QUOTE]
no lol
[QUOTE=Captain;49504319]You call that hell, I call it heaven! :vs:[/QUOTE]
:ohno:
[QUOTE=gaminji;49504294]i can do 30 crunches before i get to the point where i literally cannot move anymore :pudge:[/QUOTE]
gam pls
[QUOTE=Captain;49504319]You call that hell, I call it heaven! :vs:[/QUOTE]
I mean if you wanna get snapped in half.. I know a guy
[QUOTE=MoopsiePook;49504320]poles are pretty phallic and are not allowed on this wholesome christian website[/QUOTE]
too fucking bad
what are you, insecure about your sexuality?
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i can stare at poles all day and not pop a boner, beat that