• I love my dad! :)
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And this kids, is why we don't give emotionally unstable children internet access!
[QUOTE=FacepunchDollar;19249715]Hey at least you have a fucking dad...[/QUOTE] it's better not to have a dad. when all he does is tell you that your shit, and makes you depressive. i'm grateful for my dad. but in OP's case, he'd probably be better of without the one he has.
I got thrown off at the end because of this sentance. [Quote][b]Keep that sponge wet[/b], and it will soon become moldy. [b]It will turn black, hard, feeling no pain nor love.[/b] This is what you have made me into.[/Quote]
[QUOTE=justin21c;19249291]man do i love my dad ^^ i just love listening to every minute of his lectures! I just can't wait for the next one. I crave for the acrid smell of his breath and the disconcerting touches to my sides. I love every minute of him in this townhouse; i cannot wait until he gets home from work. His frowns and stinging insults are what causes sunshine in my every day. He tells me i must pray for his sorry ass after he kicks the fucking bucket, and continue our goddamn family tradition. Like hell i will. Fuck him. He tells me i shouldn't smoke weed. I don't. I never have, and I never will. He does not believe me. He tells me i shouldn't hang around with friends who went to community colleges. Well, look here, you senile old man, they didn't go to N.O.V.A. because they smoked pot, and slacked around. No, you could not be more wrong. They CHOSE to go to a community college, because THEY COULD NOT PAY TUITION AT CORNELL. I have never seen such a goddamn ignorant man. No, not man, a dog. I like firearms. I am fond of them. I like playing around with airsoft replicas. He thinks i'll shoot up the school. Well, if you keep insulting me like that, and lecturing to me how i should become such-and-such, do such-and-such... just to correct your wrongs... maybe i will. I will never correct your wrongs. You chose to become an engineer. I will choose mine. I will become who i want to be. You lived your fucking life, now i will live mine. If i do become ill, and get a hold of a gun, i wont shoot up the school. I will put a bullet through your fucking temple old man. You fucking ultraconservative, nihilistic piece of shit. Go fuck yourself. I can't believe i was born from this old shit fucking my mother. I can't believe i am carrying his genes. He doesn't want me to spoil his family name. Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck him. And don't you EVER tell me it's for the better of my future, because i can tell you doesn't want me to spoil our goddamn family name. fuck him. Go ahead, put all the blame on me. Blame it all on me, for the situation we're in. Blame it on me. A sponge can only soak up a certain amount of hate... before it starts to leak on the people closest to you. Keep that sponge wet, and it will soon become moldy. It will turn black, hard, feeling no pain nor love. This is what you have made me into. I hope you're happy.[/QUOTE] Also, if you hate you dad so much I dare you to kill him and feel happy about it. Will make all that nagging go away as well.
OP needs to get a shrink.
My dad is 64 years old, has diabetes mellitus type 2 and COPD. He has smoked since he was 15 and used to drink a lot, he has also taken and traded cannabis a lot. he fled from his home when he was 15 an live on a boat for 10 years, going around the world. He meet a lot of girls and to his knowledge has 13 children in 9 different countries. He met my mom when she was 18 and he was 38. They separated when I was 4 years old. He has now quit smoking and drinking and half of his life revolves around finding cheep food.
My dad's okay.
[QUOTE=ilolled;19249810]My dad's okay.[/QUOTE] Yeah, same. I feel bad for people that have dads like this kind of. o.O It's part of being a child though.
cool story bro'
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES THERES NO WHERE TO RUN LIFE GOES ON IT'S JUST FADING AWAY IM SICK OF THIS LIFE I JUST WANNA SCREAM HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME op: [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_D4zhCZoiy-Q/SalWW0h76eI/AAAAAAAAALI/3W08Y7S17Zs/s400/girls-emo-haircut.jpg[/img]
What is this? I read a paragraph and then gave up, space it out a bit. :bang: Edit: DOUBLE SPACING DOES NOT FUCKING COUNT, IT MAKES IT HARDER TO READ.
[QUOTE=CivilProtection;19249886]*making fun of emotards*[/QUOTE] I recant my earlier post and now support this.
[QUOTE=justin21c;19249291]stuff[/QUOTE] Sucks to be you, my Dad is awesome.
I wish he was violently killed in a car accident.
I wish you were violently killed in a car accident.
Have a gaybow.
Tell your father this, not us, we have no interest in this. Learn how to properly type an article, or similar texts. This may be the internet, but this is a part of the internet that requires general knowledge of the fine English language and methods of writing.
I like my dad. He's a lot like me, and I'm my favorite person.
My dad lives 5 or 6 thousand km away in another city ): my mums an alchoholic bitch though, yells at me for 3 hours every night then when i litteraly lift her up and drop her outside my room she falls down the stairs and blames me when shes sober again.
... Why do you abuse linebreaks so?
What the hell is this shit, FP is not your blog.
Facepunch: we're extremely gullible, trolls will always be succesful here
i ate my dad :downs:
is this a poem or something
the fuck is this!~
Of course. I get banned for a "dumb post" and this guy doesn't? [editline]10:28AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Shaunus;19249373]Be glad you have a dad to give you those long lectures, you ungrateful prick. A lot of facepunchers' fathers are dead, or live in some far off place and refuse to pay child support and have severed all connection to their children. OOH BOO FUCKING HOO, MY FATHER GIVES ME LECTURES ON HOW TO NOT FUCK UP MY LIFE BECAUSE HE CLEARLY CARES FOR ME.[/QUOTE] Seriously? Just seriously? If someone's father beats them, insults them, doesn't listen to them, and yells at them about stuff only a psychopath who this guy most likely is not(or at least he most likely ISN'T gonna be if his father acts like this), then it's way better to not suffer and not have a dad then have one. He sure may care for him but that's no excuse for him to scream and yell and beat his son. What some parents think is toughening or teaching their kids is really abuse or creating a madman. [editline]10:30AM[/editline] [QUOTE=CivilProtection;19249886]*mockery of the emos*[/QUOTE] How exactly do you think emos are made?
What the fuck is this?
Haha OP is a little bitch
wanna meet that dad
I highly doubt your dad will go on this forum.
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