[QUOTE=strayebyrd;28929568]I think I did a pretty good April fools today, in that I made someone waste £7 of their money and have no intention of paying them back[/QUOTE]
Best one I've heard so far was one of my friends yesterday pretending she'd been hit by a car and was in hospital. Only me and another one or two others were in on it, not even her boyfriend :v: I still posted on her wall though :v:
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She decided to tell people at like 1am after she started getting worried phonecalls and shit ahahaha. Horrible but it was really funny while it lasted.
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It's even better because there actually was a guy who got hit by a car that same night so it was easily believable.
I woke up an hour ago but had no desire to get out of bed til now.
It's COLD in here.
It's warm as hell here, thats why I'm inside getting fat and shit.
I lost 5 lbs doing absolutely nothing.
I'm going to die if I lose any more.
That's why I have my old trusty electric heater for when it is cold.
The glorious thing in the video below.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lWgf_PRrns[/media]
[QUOTE=Pascall;28929897]I lost 5 lbs doing absolutely nothing.
I'm going to die if I lose any more.[/QUOTE]
No fair. I gain weight like THAT.
I'm fucked I need to not eat food.
[QUOTE=Pascall;28929897]I lost 5 lbs doing absolutely nothing.
I'm going to die if I lose any more.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, no, fuck you and your good metabolism.
I have such a shitty one.
Fatty.
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Great page king.
I've lost about 20 pounds in the past 2 months by just working out and I hardly changed my diet. Get off your asses you lazy bastards.
My weight does not change
I do exercise too. I just jelly of people with good metabolism.
A good metabolism won't make you exactly fit, just thin. People who use metabolism as an excuse to not exercise are dumb and will stay weak. Even going for a walk or jog is better than say "I don't need to work out since my metabolism is good", that's just lazy.
Plus a good metabolism doesn't last forever.
I need to work out and get fit.
people need to try the DMXercise
Never heard of that.
it's just excercise while listening to an all DMX playlist. It gets me pumped as shit
[QUOTE=strayebyrd;28930176]people need to try the DMXercise[/QUOTE]
What is that?
[QUOTE=strayebyrd;28930192]it's just excercise while listening to an all DMX playlist. It gets me pumped as shit[/QUOTE]
Oh.
[QUOTE=Makol;28930160]A good metabolism won't make you exactly fit, just thin. People who use metabolism as an excuse to not exercise are dumb and will stay weak. Even going for a walk or jog is better than say "I don't need to work out since my metabolism is good", that's just lazy.
Plus a good metabolism doesn't last forever.[/QUOTE]
Like I said, I exercise, but I'm naturally lazy, so if I had a good metabolism I'd be playing drums or something I enjoy which doesn't require exercise.
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/"][/URL] [URL="http://youtube.com/watch?v=bHRr1oe7-w4"][media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=bHRr1oe7-w4[/URL][/media]
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seriously these songs pump me up so well
I almost never eat during the day, sometimes one piece of bread or a cookie.
[QUOTE=Pascall;28929897]I lost 5 lbs doing absolutely nothing.
I'm going to die if I lose any more.[/QUOTE]
it is a tapeworm
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;28928145]I don't get free periods yet.
Get them next year though[/QUOTE]
My year at school was the last year to get study periods, cause my year literally took the piss outta study periods and we abused them so much we usually had 1 class a day and 5 study periods. They hassled us to find classes and shit and shooed us out of the study room and we would literally spend hours running rings around the teachers just to get back into the study room and lounge around.
Yeah so we ruined study periods.
Such is life in Bellshill.
[QUOTE=Pascall;28929897]I lost 5 lbs doing absolutely nothing.
I'm going to die if I lose any more.[/QUOTE]
Actually, recent studies are showing that there might be a link between losing weight and being cold. It has to with white fat being converted into brown fat or something like that.
That might also explain why I've lost 4kg this winter doing absolutely no exercising, since I've been wearing a summer jacket and nothing over my head even if it was -20C outside.
I've had them since Year 10, I'm in Year 12 now.
Spares in school this is.
Just tried creating my own little guitar piece now for the first time, and it's addictive as shit. I just need to figure out a good bridge for this ending riff and then throw in some short solo and I might record it and upload it to show how shitty I'm at guitar. :v:
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The problem is that I don't know how I'm going to record it. There is an output on my amp that can go directly into the mic port on my computer, but if I use that it would only go through the pre-amp and ignore all the later sections making it sound very shit.
Do P90X, I hear that shit kicks your ass hard if you do it right.
Also yeah, having a good metabolism is not good all the time. Honestly, if I lose any more weight, I'll most likely get REALLY REALLY sick. I was anorexic when I was little because I wouldn't eat for one reason or another. So uh.. me losing weight right now would be bad.
Not that I don't eat. I eat like a fat person now.
I need to eat less, and lose weight
P90X requires A LOT of dedication and a total diet change to get it done right, too much effort if one can lose 20+ pounds just by working out and not changing their diet. Like me :v:
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