[QUOTE=Pascall;29045063]get me a job at that bar
I'll dance on tables for cash monies[/QUOTE]
Um according to what you've told me you don't dance.
:colbert:
It's a different kind of dance.
Dancing on tables is what strippers do.
It goes kind of like this
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us9ASpkOaLo[/media]
[QUOTE=PwnNoobsFtw;29045205]It goes kind of like this
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us9ASpkOaLo[/media][/QUOTE]
I thought it was more like this
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/batman-dance.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Jack_Thompson;29045049]they have a bathroom, don't they?
[editline]7th April 2011[/editline]
i bet you were batin in the bathroom
[editline]7th April 2011[/editline]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTNpaaPHENE[/media]
replace all instances of the word mirror in this song with the word batin[/QUOTE]
iPod Touch with net access means portable porn...
;)
[QUOTE=Nonikai;29045321]iPod Touch with net access means portable porn...
;)[/QUOTE]
batin in the bathroom
to mlp
The door is locked
just you and me.
Can I take you to a stall
that's got clean stables
You can watch yourself
while you are bating
batin in the bathroom
I just can't stop it
[QUOTE=Nonikai;29045321]iPod Touch with net access means portable porn...
;)[/QUOTE]
Creepy mofo.
Scheme for today..
[img]http://gyazo.com/2375f1eb2b74af60877e41c25f5ec451.png[/img]
:byodood:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhci-MG4DNE[/media]
I love this song.
DON'T GIVE IN BRO!
[QUOTE=Clovis;29049281]Going camping with alcoholic stoners for my buddy's birthday. I may aswell revisit drugs thjs one occasion.[/QUOTE]
Well, that's not what you were like before :3:
Have a good day and be very careful.
:smug:
i'm going to the dentist in a few hours. :smith:
then i'm going to my dad for the weekend. :unsmith:
and later i'm going to go watch a movie with some friends. :buddy:
Marijuana killed my dad and raped my mother.
In an internet cafe preparing for my rib tattoo, and I can tell this place is shit because the bathrooms smell more pleasant than the shop front, fucking dark times man, real fucking dark.
40 minutes to zero time, LET'S FUCKING DO THIS! :black101:
[QUOTE=Aries;29049537]Marijuana killed my dad and raped my mother.[/QUOTE]
No that was that creepy guy down the road.
marijuana is the creepy guy down the road
I've lived in way too many streets for that to be a generalisation.
Anyone else like the Dead Kennedys here?
Gotta stomach ache, either from the croissant or the damn spicy pasta :argh:
Awesome weekend coming up, I'm sure of this.
tell me more tell me more
[QUOTE=Camp er Joe;29049751]tell me more tell me more[/QUOTE]
It's ~classified information~
:colbert:
We bros, nothing is classified.
Okay so I'm gonna be the weekend alone with my darling :3:
[QUOTE=Calkkuna;29049797]Okay so I'm gonna be the weekend alone with my darling :3:[/QUOTE]
Bring a handycam :smug:
[QUOTE=Knorre;29049816]Bring a handycam :smug:[/QUOTE]
:colbert:
Went shopping with my girlfriend. I actually had a lot of fun.
[editline]8th April 2011[/editline]
[url]http://flockdraw.com/flockdraw-tinychat.swf?room=fpmusicsection&tinychat=yes[/url]
If you don't bring a handycam I will :smug:
[QUOTE=Camp er Joe;29049901]If you don't bring a handycam I will :smug:[/QUOTE]
Have fun trying to find here
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