• Who the fuck are you and what are you doing here?
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I'm Josh. I'm fifteen, live in florida, currently unemployed, and most people tend to think I'm older than I really am due to me being more mature and educated than most people(wow, this sounds very conceited. Not intentional :/). I smoke cigarettes, smoke bud quite often, and drink when available. I also consider myself a psychonaut, and am going to do acid soon; I have already done decent amounts of DXM(in all plateaus), DPH(350mg-1g), and I've done shrooms twice(1g and 2g, wanting to do an eigth). I have also tried many other drugs, such as Spice, Oxycodone, Soma, Xanax, Crack Cocaine (a few times, a while ago), etc. I am a very mellow person but tend to be slightly standoff-ish; I value my friends and haven't fucked a single one over to date. I listen to all types of music, but I'm partial to techno, dubstep, and underground rap. Nice to meet you guys.
Hi, i'm luke, i've been sober for 0 minutes. I have no job, cuz jobs are for suckas. used lots of durgz, I stick to the green mostly nowadays. My past is a dark place. [editline]02:46AM[/editline] california bay area represent.
Bitch I'm a freshman aint got no job but I sure fucking want one, who wouldn't want spare cash lying around
[QUOTE=Bradmastah;24745020]Bitch I'm a freshman aint got no job but I sure fucking want one, who wouldn't want spare cash lying around[/QUOTE] freshman represent i'm luke, and i enjoy drugs my dream in life is to be a musician.
Thank god I'm not the only young-un here. :blush: [editline]12:05AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Sesshomaru-;24744316]I'm Josh. I'm fifteen, live in florida, currently unemployed, and most people tend to think I'm older than I really am due to me being more mature and educated than most people(wow, this sounds very conceited. Not intentional :/).[/QUOTE] I totally feel you bro :respek:
I am Chimengo Rubarosia, President of Asia
also, the reason I live in a cybercafe is because my parents kicked me out of the house when I told them I felt attraction for other girls too. Just in case people wonder what I meant by that.
Your parents kicked you out because you're a bisexual? Where the fuck are you from, Israel?
Osaka :monar:
How do you live in a cafe
There is significant homeless problem in Japan. Some net cafes have capitalized on this by allowing people to stay the night if they pay for the hours, and if staying for long term they can pay for entire month. Much cheaper than even shitty hotel. Some even have amenities such as showers, clothes washing and such. So basically I sleep and spend much of my day in a cubicle a bit bigger than back seat of a car.
enlist in the armed forces. it's one of the few ways to get out of your predicament if your parents don't take you back. But for christs sakes don't tell them you're bisexual
Yeah I'm not a huge fan of institutionalized mass murder.
[QUOTE=BLOODGA$M;24754516]Yeah I'm not a huge fan of institutionalized mass murder.[/QUOTE] Lol I would've kicked you out of my house too. If it meant a chance at a decent life and free college, then it would be stupid not to go for it. You get contracted when you enlist and you can pick contracts depending on how well you scored on an ASVAB. There are tons of things you can do without ever seeing a battlefield. My cousin is an MP. He never leaves the base. But by all means, continue living in your cubicle. How about prostitution? Seems like a viable career for someone who won't take an easy way out of her predicament. Armed forces are so much more than just mindless fighting. It's ignorant to go around saying bullshit like that, without really looking into it. What if it's your only way out?
Yeah...I'm not sure it works quite like that here. Especially considering we don't really have much of a military, just a detachment of Americans hanging around in case corea decides to act up or something.
[QUOTE=BLOODGA$M;24755930]Yeah...I'm not sure it works quite like that here. Especially considering we don't really have much of a military, just a detachment of Americans hanging around in case corea decides to act up or something.[/QUOTE] I was under the assumption that you're an American. There's a healthy population of Japanese-Americans who live in Japan with dual citizenship and of course the many who are stationed on military bases. I have no idea how Japan's armed forces work
Damn is my english that good?
I'm Kyle v3, a newly improved stoner probe that was "secretly" designed by the KGB to see if there's any military potential to stoners.
[QUOTE=Kyle v3;24758823]I'm Kyle v3, a newly improved stoner probe that was "secretly" designed by the KGB to see if there's any military potential to stoners.[/QUOTE] Kyle, why did the KGB send a 3rd probe, since the first 2 so obviously failed?
Trial and error is a staple of Soviet engineering.
[QUOTE=Imaledgev2;24759087]Kyle, why did the KGB send a 3rd probe, since the first 2 so obviously failed?[/QUOTE] They didn't fail, they just got too slow...
[QUOTE=Kyle v3;24759249]They didn't fail, they just got too slow...[/QUOTE] And that isn't failure in the eyes of the Soviet?
[QUOTE=Imaledgev2;24759468]And that isn't failure in the eyes of the Soviet?[/QUOTE] A probe smoking weed everyday for 5 years before showing early signs of delayed responces is a milestone, my superiors felt he needed rest, so they pulled him out for "rehabilitation" in the Gulag.
Oh I love me some Soviet engineering, especially USSR, here's their '[URL="http://xmb.stuffucanuse.com/xmb/image.php?&aid=2605&behemoth-tank.jpg"]land battleship[/URL].' Stalin was told it would be too long to turn, and he said, 'no matter, we'll drive it straight to Berlin!' Also, the fail stories because I think it's hilarious: [QUOTE] Operational History The first prototype was completed in December 1941 and was rushed into the defense of Moscow. In its first action during a dense winter fog, the rear turret accidentally fired into the center turret. The resulting explosion completely destroyed the vehicle. The second prototype was completed in January 1942, and was sent to the Leningrad front. This one had indicators installed to show whe another turret was in the line of fire. In its initial attack on the Germans, the tank broke in half when crossing a ravine. A spark ignited the leaking flamethrower fuel and the resulting explosion completely destroyed the vehicle. The third prototype, shown here, had a reinforced hull and was also sent to the Leningrad front in early 1942. It did manage to shoot down three German aircraft. In its first ground engagement, the KV-VI was firing on German positions when coincidentally all of the guns fired from the 3 O'Clock position a the same time. The tremendous recoil tipped the tank into a ditch and the severe jostling set off the 152mm ammunition, which completely destroyed the vehicle. [/QUOTE] I don't care how off topic I am. :colbert:
That is fucking epic
[QUOTE=BLOODGA$M;24758234]Damn is my english that good?[/QUOTE] It's perfect
Motorized Dog Sled > Land Battleship
who the fuck am i? who da fuckk are YOU muthafucker
Make a bong out of it.
make a bong out of a question regarding assumed identity? wadda fuck dude u high u can't make a bong out a question son
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