• Going to London next week
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How easy would it be for an American to find some bitch to fuck? Sounds funny I know.
[QUOTE=Bledrix;20557380]How easy would it be for an American to find some bitch to fuck? Sounds funny I know.[/QUOTE] I'll bring one. Be witty and good lookin' and you'll be fucking her in a matter of seconds.
Come to east london, around the ilford area and see how "good" london really is... Take a snack in our local chicken shops! Get stabbed! Meet a real life chav! Step in authentic dog shit! Yes, my area sucks ass.
Except she's not a bitch. Sorry bro. automerge.. :argh:
I wanna go to London!
[QUOTE=mastersrp;20557577]I'll bring one. Be witty and good lookin' and you'll be fucking her in a matter of seconds.[/QUOTE]Just wondering if they are easier than american women....
In Birmingham we got normal water. No need for Calgon here. :smug: I Personally don't like London, I find it a bit over hyped and a bit intimidating. people aren't as friendly as the Midlands/North as well, they are just all too busy.
[QUOTE=Mort and Charon;20558878]In Birmingham we got normal water. No need for Calgon here. :smug: I Personally don't like London, I find it a bit over hyped and a bit intimidating. people aren't as friendly as the Midlands/North as well, they are just all too busy.[/QUOTE] Too bad you all talk funny there.
I've been to London twice. The first time was with school. We used the underground to get around, and I'd notice people giving us funny looks as we were talking every now and again. I later realised that it was whenever any of us said "couldn't", because being from South Yorkshire, our accent results in us shortening it to "cun't". Obviously, they thought we were just flippantly chucking "cunt" into the middle of sentences. Had a good laugh about that after realising it.
You guys make London sound like a not so nice place to visit.
Covent Garden is a must, it's one of my favourite places in London. Also, check out Camden and Brick Lane too :D
Don't go to East London. People die.
[QUOTE=radioactive;20558933]Too bad you all talk funny there.[/QUOTE] Lucky I don't have a Brummie accent. It really does make you sound dumb. But to the OP: Natural History and Imperial War Museums are a must see. Don't forget to stare at a guard at Buckingham Palace, and see the changing of the Guard. Go see a musical. Pay £40 for parking at Harrods. Walk down Oxford street and marvel at the lack of any decent shops for teenagers.
go to fortnum and mason and spend money. then selfridges. then drool at the suits on savile row.
[QUOTE=radioactive;20555238]Yeah, the water in London is shit.[/QUOTE] They put something in it, to make ya forget! I don't even remember how I got here!
Go to Hackney and shout "I'll bang you pussies!". Hilarity will follow.
damn i want to get out of the united states and go visit somewhere like london as i've heard it's something cool to explore. have fun.
[QUOTE=dirty harry;20559019]I've been to London twice. The first time was with school. We used the underground to get around, and I'd notice people giving us funny looks as we were talking every now and again. I later realised that it was whenever any of us said "couldn't", because being from South Yorkshire, our accent results in us shortening it to "cun't". Obviously, they thought we were just flippantly chucking "cunt" into the middle of sentences. Had a good laugh about that after realising it.[/QUOTE] Despite living in London for 13 years I still have my South Yorkshire accent, I basically say "cud'nt" which almost sounds like "cunt".
[QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;20554594]I don't especially like London. In the city centre, you're never served by anyone in a shop or restaurant who's actually British, it irritates me.[/QUOTE] This. "THEY TERRK ERRR JERRRBS!!!" [Img]http://www.itusozluk.com/img.php/fb6fff4200578cf7110c7db70cc1377626755/they+took+our+jobs[/Img]
Enjoy french / german / polish culture on your stay in London
Gonna be in central around 3pm ish monday in the South Bank area, anyone who wants to go grab a coffee say so
Go to Buckingham palace! Oh and if you ever catch a bus there, you have about five seconds to get off before the door closes.
[QUOTE=Hezzy;20573058]Enjoy french / german / polish culture on your stay in London[/QUOTE] Southall. 'nuff said. Enjoy your Little India.
[QUOTE=Hezzy;20573058]Enjoy french / german / polish culture on your stay in London[/QUOTE] And then if you want to experience the fabulous culture of the middle east take a train up to Bradford
Bottled water costs £50 in some places, no joke. Euros have pretty much the same monetary value as pounds so no need to do conversions in your head when buying shit. But things are waay expensive in london anyway. Mind the gap. Drive on the left. Don't go down the East End, or provoke a chav unless you are suicidal. The Thames is filthy, as are the Tube stations. It's difficult to walk for more than 300 yards without encountering something of historical significance. London is an ancient city. Do not taunt the Palace guards. They bite. Bring an umbrella.
Dont get stabbed money, Thats all there pussy ass 16 years old do there merk niggas hahaha Pussies,
[QUOTE=Sheezo0o;20616305]Dont get stabbed money, Thats all there pussy ass 16 years old do there merk niggas hahaha Pussies,[/QUOTE] Uh, anyone care to translate this? I'm confused.
[QUOTE=Arsonist;20554654][img]http://theexpiredmeter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/fishchips.jpg[/img] All you need to know[/QUOTE] don't forget the curry sauce
Prepare to be ridiculed my friend.
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