• Pokemon is Now Satanic
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God damn Christianity...
Pokemon was satanic since the game and cards came out. Been living under a rock or something?
[QUOTE=fear me;19719593]God damn Christianity...[/QUOTE] it's a troll site you dummies
It's a troll, dammit. It's far too blatant to be real.
Is this person serious?
[QUOTE=fear me;19719593]God damn Christianity...[/QUOTE] im just saying cuz i noticed weird shit in disneys movies n shit lol i maybe christian buuut i like this [IMG]http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/6303/skullpentagramblack.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=IMA SHAARK;19720151]Is this person serious?[/QUOTE] there should be a "read the post directly above yours, dummy" rating
[QUOTE=Splode a Pinga;19719782]It's a troll, dammit. It's far too blatant to be real.[/QUOTE] Shouldn't everyone realize this when she says that Metapod is the best pokemon you can get. That should tip everyone who knows anything about pokemon off that she's not being serious.
[QUOTE=cmanatlan;19720602]Shouldn't everyone realize this when she says that Metapod is the best pokemon you can get. That should tip everyone who knows anything about pokemon off that she's not being serious.[/QUOTE] Or she has no idea what she's talking about?
[QUOTE=Zayfox;19720663]Or she has no idea what she's talking about?[/QUOTE] No... The fact that her definition of metapod is the polar opposite of what it really is obviously points to troll. I mean if she picked a random pokemon and said he was the best one, I'd get it. But metapod is arguably the worst pokemon besides magikarp and kakuna. Don't talk about evolution either, I'm talking about just that one pokemon.
[QUOTE=cmanatlan;19720693]No... The fact that her definition of metapod is the polar opposite of what it really is obviously points to troll.[/QUOTE] Good point. Have an agree.
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[QUOTE=cmanatlan;19720697]I mean if she picked a random pokemon and said he was the best one, I'd get it. But metapod is arguably the worst pokemon besides magikarp and kakuna. Don't talk about evolution either, I'm talking about just that one pokemon. [editline]01:34AM[/editline] Doh! Ninja.[/QUOTE] Ninja'd by your own post? What?
It was just supposed to be automerged to my other post. [editline]01:37AM[/editline] Fixed.
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I fucking hate troll sites because some misinformed christian parent is going to see it and be like HOLY SHIT THEY'RE RIGHT NO MORE POKEMON FOR YOU SON and their kid is going to grow up to be a serial killer. [editline]03:46AM[/editline] also some of the lies on that site are outright disproven just by being said, such as this bullshit: [quote]The most important side-effects of masturbation include: -For males: Smaller Penis size Lower sperm count Hearing problems Crooked penis Mental problems God hates you and you will never find a good woman -For females: Increased body hair Painful period Mental problems God will send you to hell and everybody will know that you are a filthy slut[/quote]
[QUOTE=GhostSonic;19718589]Don't we have 2 other threads on this?[/QUOTE] In total probably over 50 threads.
I want to get on her "God's hitlist".
[QUOTE=ashxu;19720739][img]http://imgkk.com/i/0UxOd5.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Hahaha- OH SHIT!
[QUOTE]If a child can be taught that “Caterpie” can evolve into a “Metapod”, then she might also be tempted to believe that Ape-like beings can evolve into Homo sapiens.[/QUOTE] Caterpillars taking on a pod like shape? This is madness. Next thing you know kids will believing those same caterpillars will sprout wings and fly away. In fact I doubt the comparison between Caterpillars/Pods and Apes/Humans could be any more accurate. Satanic to say the least. [QUOTE]Metapod: is one of the rarest and most powerful Pokemons.[/QUOTE] Troll for sure. Harden Metapod! they will flee after seeing their futile attacks glance off your impenetrable shell, you have no need to attack. Muhahahaha more, more I say, HARDEN!
[QUOTE=Jabberwock09;19720777]Caterpillars taking on a pod like shape? This is madness. Next thing you know kids will believing those same caterpillars will sprout wings and fly away. In fact I doubt the comparison between Caterpillars/Pods and Apes/Humans could be any more accurate. Satanic to say the least. [/QUOTE] That's not evolution.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;19720804]That's not evolution.[/QUOTE] You are absolutely right, it's actually sarcasm.
[QUOTE=Jabberwock09;19720777]Troll for sure. Harden Metapod! they will flee after seeing their futile attacks glance off your impenetrable shell, you have no need to attack. Muhahahaha more, more I say, HARDEN![/QUOTE] Then use String Shot!
[url]http://shelleytherepublican.com/category/education/technical/linux[/url] omg lol
[QUOTE=Doomish;19720746]I fucking hate troll sites because some misinformed christian parent is going to see it and be like HOLY SHIT THEY'RE RIGHT NO MORE POKEMON FOR YOU SON and their kid is going to grow up to be a serial killer. [editline]03:46AM[/editline] also some of the lies on that site are outright disproven just by being said, such as this bullshit:[/QUOTE] :worry: I have hearing problems. 85% deaf
talk about idiocy.... i mean some of it makes sense but being always right they are dumb for that.
Late.
[quote]i remember one day i had brought home a bunch of comic books that a friend had loaned to me. Our pastor saw me reading a copy of “spiderman”, and that’s when he explained to me that these “super-heroes” are graven images. “the real super-hero”, he explained “is jesus christ. What super-power could be greater than dying on the cross to save us from our sins.”. My pastor was right, these “super-heroes” were nothing more than perverts.[/quote] what the fuck?
[QUOTE=Ice05;19721299]what the fuck?[/QUOTE] Very good troll site... It Picks on EVERY thing [editline]03:45AM[/editline] [url]http://shelleytherepublican.com/2010/01/19/mlk-were-republican-and-didnt-kill-pre-borns.aspx[/url]
Doesn't matter how blatant a troll site makes itself out to be, some group of morons on Facepunch, big or small, will take it for face value. I'm starting to think some of you actually need the sarcmark to function on a day to day basis.
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