Triangulating Strider_07 location. Location located Washington DC. Full strategic arsenal deployed. Terminating. *50 minutes later*. Subject terminated, shouting down.
This was a triumph.
For the good of all of us, EXCEPT THE ONES WHO ARE DEAD
REWIND
/allcaps
This was a triumph.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake
Start over.
Wait shit
And when you're dying I'll be still alive
You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.Aperture ScienceWe do what we mustbecause we can.For the good of all of us.Except the ones who are dead.But there's no sense crying over every mistake.Youjustkeepon trying till you run out of cake.And the Science gets done.And you make a neat gun.For thepeoplewho are still alive.I'm not even angry.I'm being so sincere right now.Even thoughyou broke my heart.And killed me.And tore me to pieces.And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!Now these points of data make a beautiful line.And we're out of beta.We're releasing on time.So I'm GLaD. I got burned.Think of all the things we learnedfor the people who are still alive.Go ahead and leave me.I think I prefer to stay inside.Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.Maybe Black MesaTHAT WAS A JOKE.HAHA. FAT CHANCE.Anyway, this cake is great.It's so delicious and moist.Look at me stilltalkingwhenthere'sScience to do.When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.I'veexperiments to run.There is research to be done.On the people who are still alive.And believe me I am still alive.I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.While you're dying I'll be still alive.And when you're dead I will be still alive.
gold ain't got nothin' on this, it's all in one line but FP spaces it.
[QUOTE=Saza;23152786]It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
gold ain't got nothin' on this[/QUOTE]
You late.
[quote=saza;23152786]it's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture science
we do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because i was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So i'm glad. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think i prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe black mesa
that was a joke.
Haha. Fat chance.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's science to do.
When i look out there, it makes me glad i'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me i am still alive.
I'm doing science and i'm still alive.
I feel fantastic and i'm still alive.
While you're dying i'll be still alive.
And when you're dead i will be still alive.
Gold ain't got nothin' on this[/quote]
HAXXX
/caps
You know
I was thinking that if I were a gold member, I would let them get to the last two lines and THEN post. that would be funny as hell.
[QUOTE=General Omega;23152831]You know
I was thinking that if I were a gold member, I would let them get to the last two lines and THEN post. that would be funny as hell.[/QUOTE]
If you would do that I would probably tear my PC to shreds :P
This was a triumph
[QUOTE=General Omega;23152831]You know
I was thinking that if I were a gold member, I would let them get to the last two lines and THEN post. that would be funny as hell.[/QUOTE]
That's what I've been wanting to do.
But the other golds keep messing it up. :frown:
This is a triumph.
I'm making a note here
Huge success
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction!
Aperture science.
We do what we must, because we can.
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