How to get family to shut the fuck up about my hair?
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[QUOTE=KingKombat;20840160]So basically in December I decided to finally let my hair grow out and stop spiking it up (like the mexicans around my area). For the first few months my mom's complaining was understandable, but now it's just ridiculous.[/QUOTE]
I can feel your pain dude.
My dad always whines like a little kid since i let my hair grow, so i simply moved out to my mom's [she does'nt care about it, just tells me to tie it back.].
Tell your mom that it's YOUR hair, not HER'S, and counter everything she says about it being "socially unacceptable" or whatever crapshit she says. Logically hit her where it hurts in a flaming argument, rant about it until finally YOU win and she shuts the fuck up. Never give up despite what she threatens you with.
Oh and deck your sister in if you like, that kind of thing will go punished, but it's usually forgotten about a few days later, and a bonus: she'll shut the flying fuck up.
Anyway thats how i go about dealing with that sort of bullshit.
[QUOTE=franz;21024798]Extreme ego alert.[/QUOTE]
Hi franz
you are that kind of person I love so much!!!
you are like my... BFF!!!!
[QUOTE=Dyson6;21024867]Don't grow LONG hair. The only people who would honestly say they like it are other people with long hair.(excluding girls)[/QUOTE]
You're enormously wrong
[QUOTE=lolnubs;21025128]I can feel your pain dude.
My dad always whines like a little kid since i let my hair grow, so i simply moved out to my mom's [she does'nt care about it, just tells me to tie it back.].
Tell your mom that it's YOUR hair, not HER'S, and counter everything she says about it being "socially unacceptable" or whatever crapshit she says. Logically hit her where it hurts in a flaming argument, rant about it until finally YOU win and she shuts the fuck up. Never give up despite what she threatens you with.
Oh and deck your sister in if you like, that kind of thing will go punished, but it's usually forgotten about a few days later, and a bonus: she'll shut the flying fuck up.
Anyway thats how i go about dealing with that sort of bullshit.[/QUOTE]
american families, i have no idea how parents become the bitch of their own child.
if you did that to an Asian parent, you wouldn't able to touch your computer
Wow OP, you don't have long hair at all. Mine is like 3-4 inches longer than that.
[QUOTE=Mr.Ordbert;21025154]Hi franz
you are that kind of person I love so much!!!
you are like my... BFF!!!![/QUOTE]
omg you make me so angry!!!!!
[QUOTE=Zeke129;21025195]You're enormously wrong[/QUOTE]
I've never heard a girl say she liked long hair on guys but I've heard more times than I can count how unattractive it is.
My grandfather offered me 100$ to cut my hair, plus barber expenses. (My hair nearly reaches my tailbone.)
My hair looks like the hair of my avatar
Just get it cut and stop whining. It's just fucking HAIR
[QUOTE=KingKombat;20840363]Right now it's of course not long, but I want it to get long, eventually covering half my face (yeah yeah emo hurrr)[/QUOTE]
Have fun getting laughed at.
[QUOTE=solid_jake;21025569]My hair looks like the hair of my avatar[/QUOTE]
Some greasy jew?
Shave it off and stick it to your family's face
[QUOTE=Dyson6;21025538]I've never heard a girl say she liked long hair on guys but I've heard more times than I can count how unattractive it is.[/QUOTE]
I just tell those chicks that a giant vagina is also unattractive but that I'm willing to look past it
[QUOTE=KingKombat;20840310]This was taken just around 3 or 4 weeks ago. It's now a bit longer and it goes down to my eyebrow, but the comments haven't changed so far.
inb4 camgirl-esque photo
[img]http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs491.snc3/26838_1376127284998_1286326020_31051735_510289_n.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Do they want you to be bald?
To me, my hair is medium-long:
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/DSC000274.JPG[/img]
My hair is longer than my mom and dad's combined. No joke.
get bald
[QUOTE=Yumyumbubblegum;20840355]your hair isn't long[/QUOTE]
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I get the occasional whine at too, I just ignore it, I'll do whatever the fuck I want with my hair.
[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;20840463]Manly haircuts are for faggots, everyone I knew back in highschool that had them were jock assholes/douchebags who'd run around in the locker room and whip eachother's asses with towels.[/QUOTE] where were you schooled
[QUOTE=Colin-Throbbert;21035192]where were you schooled[/QUOTE]
:q:
Wth man, it looks fine, keep it.
[QUOTE=Faren;21027703]What the fuck is wrong with your family? Do they want you to be bald?
To me, my hair is medium-long:
[img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/DSC000274.JPG[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Your hair barely counts as medium
My hair gets pretty long...as you can see.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;21027318]I just tell those chicks that a giant vagina is also unattractive but that I'm willing to look past it[/QUOTE]
Alright well hey, if you like men then I won't judge.
I get two haircuts in a year, around the end of each half my parents start to make disingenuous assertions.
[QUOTE=igamiwarr;21039112]I get two haircuts in a year, around the end of each half my parents start to make [b]disingenuous assertions.[/b][/QUOTE]
Are you Jewish?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
But really
:wtc:
My hair reaches to the middle of my back. Because I am awesome.
Anyway, to get them to shut up, shave them all bald in the night. It never fails.
[QUOTE=KingKombat;20840160]So basically in December I decided to finally let my hair grow out and stop spiking it up (like the mexicans around my area). For the first few months my mom's complaining was understandable, but now it's just ridiculous.
Let me start off with the back info. My mom thinks she knows everything and has the temper of a worker bee. My sister looks ok, but she's never really done anything with hr hair, plus she has glasses and and entire plateful of acne, plus acne scars that marked where her breakouts were, but I digress.
Now it's March and my hair's alot longer than before, and it's starting to finally take shape. Right now it's short compared to the actual hair I want, but still, I can comb it just fine.
Let me give you some examples of the bullshit my family spews (not my dad, he doesn't care.)
"It looks like your eyebrows are growing with it" (What the fuck? I've yet to find this feature)
"You should just comb it straight back" (Oh my fucking jesus no. I hate it. it's so out of place)
"(numerous times about combing it UP again)" (NO. No, fucking NO.)
"Watch when girls start to say things" (Keep in mind just today I've had a friend who was a girl who wanted to hang out with me)
"I bet your friends don't like it" (THEY DON'T FUCKING GIVE TWO SHITS BY THE WAY)
They are the ONLY people who have said ANYTHING bad about it. One of my best friends told me how much they said it FITS ME, and they liked it.
No girls have sad ANYTHING, except my second cousin who said she ACTUALLY LIKED IT (according to my mom she was just being nice).
In fact, according to them:
- Everyone hates it
- Everyone who says they like it is just being nice
- I'm a fucking idiot for changing it at all. I've has the spiked hair since 5th grade by the way, until December 2009.
- I don't comb my hair (even though I do it every morning)
You can't even begin to imagine how [b]irritatingly, and ungodly annoying[/b] this fucking shit is. My sister won't shut her FUCKING MOUTH and won't stop making god-awfully unfunny jokes about my hair.
What do I do to shut them up? I really need help. I've had several occasions where I wanted to DECK my sister and my mom in their mouth.
FUCK i am going to break my keyboard. Just remembering all the insults those two have thrown at me makes me want to punch...SOMETHING. ANYTHING.[/QUOTE]
My hair's halfway down my back
Tell your family to fuck off.
yeah if they have a problem with that length tell them to blow it out their ass i go to a police academy and your hair is within regulation they can just die
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