How to get family to shut the fuck up about my hair?
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Long hair is for greasy faggots. Any long hair guy on FP looks like a no friend loser. Prove me wrong.
[QUOTE=Aman V;20841528]Long hair is for greasy faggots. Any long hair guy on FP looks like a no friend loser. Prove me wrong.[/QUOTE]
I prove you right
[QUOTE=Aman V;20841528]Long hair is for greasy faggots. Any long hair guy on FP looks like a no friend loser. Prove me wrong.[/QUOTE]
i have 6 friends, one of which has hair up to his shoulder, the other a bit longer but really curly.
tell ther if she doesn't shut up about it you'll strangle her in her sleep with your oh so long hair.
[QUOTE=KingKombat;20841566]i have 6 friends, one of which has hair up to his shoulder, the other a bit longer but really curly.[/QUOTE]
I have ~50 friends. I have long hair, my frieinds don't mind, it makes me unique.
~uNiQuE~
Good lord OP my beard was longer than your hair.
Here's a picture I just took. [b]I've already established that I meant it was longer than before, but still not really long at all[/b]
[IMG_thumb]http://i41.tinypic.com/245eaur.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
Too lazy to rotate it.
Your sister sounds nasty.
Your hair isn't long, you kind of look like a member of the Beatles though.
Most girls, where I am from anyway like guys with a bit longer hair, I think it looks good.
[QUOTE=Mr.2007;20841805]iPhone 2g lol[/QUOTE]
It's a hand-me-down from my tech teacher.
My hair was medium length and I cut it short, now im swimmin' in hawt laydees :smug:
tell them that their hair style sucks and everybody hates it.
[QUOTE=KingKombat;20841867]It's a hand-me-down from my tech teacher.[/QUOTE]
He your boyfriend?
Tell you parents to shut the fuck up because it's your hair.
[QUOTE=Aman V;20842140]He your boyfriend?[/QUOTE]
:colbert:
Confront them about it.
Or bitch at their hair even if it's good hair or not.
[QUOTE=Aman V;20841528]Long hair is for greasy faggots. Any long hair guy on FP looks like a no friend loser. Prove me wrong.[/QUOTE]
Facepunch is the deciding variable in this equation
I have long hair as well.
I don't comb them either.
I only get occasional bitching because I don't comb them.
[QUOTE=solid_jake;20843346]I have long hair as well.
I don't comb them either.
I only get occasional bitching because I don't comb them.[/QUOTE]
[i]them[/i]
Just give it time OP. My hair is probably ten times as long as yours, and after a couple of months (of keeping it at the same length) people stopped caring.
Oh, and if you want it really long, be prepared to look completely awkward for a few months before it settles.
D-Doug?...
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[QUOTE=Mr.2007;20841805]iPhone 2g lol[/QUOTE]
So because it's a 2g means he has to buy a new one?
"Hurr hurr hes not up to date on technology."
[QUOTE=that1dude24;20843860]
Oh, and if you want it really long, be prepared to look completely awkward for a few months before it settles.[/QUOTE]
Few months? I put up with nearly a year of that shit. It's slightly past my shoulders now and still tends to form a giant triangle from my shoulders to the top of my head if I don't look after it.
My hair is that length. I don't like it. Probably gonna get a haircut in the next week or so.
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Oddly enough, my hair never ever goes passed this length. It just seems to stop growing once it gets this long. My fingernails also have a set length that they'll grow before apparently stopping.
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Toenails too.
[QUOTE=radioactive;20840600]Yeah
barbarians are so manly they destroy things and shit like that
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Yeah, that's kinda natural in males.[/QUOTE]
Kill yourself.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;20844753]
Oddly enough, my hair never ever goes passed this length. It just seems to stop growing once it gets this long. My fingernails also have a set length that they'll grow before apparently stopping.
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Toenails too.[/QUOTE]
That's more or less physically impossible.
My family is the exact same way, my mom would give us like, military cuts, and now my hair is almost shoulder length and she will always, always, always make an excuse to blame my hair, for example, I'm in Florida, so when I get racially profiled and searched 3 times after I went through the bag scan and metal detector thing, by 3 of the oldest white rednecks I've ever seen in my life, shes like "You have to understand, its not because you look Middle Eastern, your hair is scary, it makes people not trust you."
Than like, I want to fix computers right, shes like "nobody with long hair fixes computers you won't get customers like that."
Also, forget about finding a job, because [i]no one[/i] will hire someone with that kind of crazy life style, I mean, when the fuck did someone with long hair learn how to work? They're all crazy pot smokers!
It'll get worse with age, prepare for bitching or just chop it broseph.
Okay OP this is what you should do.
Confront them and say that you've understood their reasonings for them wanting you to cut your hair. Say that you will cut your hair.
Then get a knife and scalp yourself.
While screaming in bloody terror say, "YOU DID THIS TO ME YOU CUNTS!"
It's okay if they start crying.
Tell them to stop their snide insinuations.
[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_UfO_k1WDY[/MEDIA]
Did you say that you want to break your keyboard?
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