[QUOTE=TH89;20644446]It's not my fault white people always drop their ipods and run in fear from me[/QUOTE]
I would too if I saw floating teeth at night. ^.^
You're in for it now bucko :clint:
[QUOTE=Zayfox;20644407][b]Leave your vibrator[/b] on the floor and take out the first person who confronts you about it.[/QUOTE]
You know he has a vibrator?
:lol:
[QUOTE=Continuum;20644411]use your car keys as bait.[/QUOTE]
No don't.
he'll steal that too.
[b]Just get your friend(if you have one)to watch it on skype, and when you see him....
Tackle the bitch![/b]
[b]EDIT:[/b]
How was that dumb?
I'm telling you, get some LEGO transformers to kick his arse when he tries to steal them in iPod form.
steal ALL of his Ipods, serves him right, a smack in the face wouldn't go to bad either >:)
Tell the police/nearest authority figure.
[QUOTE=TH89;20644318]Go get it back pussy[/QUOTE]
I believe this is the proper course of action.
But get some evidence before you go to the kid. That way he can't bullshit his way outta things.
Steal his pencils.
([url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=846315[/url])
Or just beat him up.
If you really want them back, call the cops! (pussy way)
Do this:
[quote]
| Shotgun Shell Impact Grenade |
-=-=-=-=-=-
-MATERIALS-
-=-=-=-=-=-
Name Source
---- ------
Potassium Chlorate/Nitrobenzene Article #9 Issue #1
Mini-Compound Detonater Artilce #4 Issue #1
12 Gauge Shotgun Shell Gunstore
Wood Dowel or Steel Bar 11/16' in Diameter Hardware Stores
and any length beyon 1/2'
Hacksaw
Drill with 1/4' bit
Pieces of Cloth 12' x 1/2'
Epoxy Resin
Electrical Tape
Steel Ball Bearing 3/8' in Diameter
-=-=-=-=-=-
-PROCEDURE-
-=-=-=-=-=-
1) Cut open or open up the front end of a 12 gauge shotgun shell, and
empty out the entire contents saving only the casing.
2) To ensure the mini detonater is centered use the hacksaw to cut a 1/2'
length of 11/16' steel bar or wooden dowel. Now drill a 1/4' diameter
hole in the center of the 1/2' long wood or metal cylinder.
3) After the guide has been prepared then glue it in place on the primer
inside the shotgun shell casing. *NOTE* do not get any glue on the
primer itself. Now place the minicompound detonater open side down in
the cylinder and glue it into place. Now fill the remaining space in
the shotshell with Potassium Chlorate ***CAREFULLY***. Now close off
the end with tape, and when ready to use simply pour in the
nitrobenzen activator.
4) After this is accomplished tape a 3/8' steel ball bearing over the
primer on the outside of the shell over the primer. Now tape the
cloth streamers around the upside of the shell casing to ensure
stability in flight and also helping it to land on the downside or
primer side.
5) Now tape nails around the shell with notches filed 1/4' apart all
along them.
[/quote]
He'll never see it coming.
grab a kitchen knife, go up to him and go "You call that a knife? This is a knife motherfucker" (while pulling out the kitchen knife).
if he doesn't give you your stuff back then proceed to repeatedly stab him.
[QUOTE=mak364;20646191]grab a kitchen knife, go up to him and go "You call that a knife? This is a knife motherfucker" (while pulling out the kitchen knife).
if he doesn't give you your stuff back then proceed to repeatedly stab him.[/QUOTE]
Dont do this
[QUOTE=mak364;20646191]grab a kitchen knife, go up to him and go "You call that a knife? This is a knife motherfucker" (while pulling out the kitchen knife).
if he doesn't give you your stuff back then proceed to repeatedly stab him.[/QUOTE]
He'll probably just steal that knife too.
Steal a police officer's iPod, and put it in his room. Then tell the police that you saw him stealing it
[url]http://www.homecamera.com/[/url]
It has motion detection with adjustable sensitivity and threshold. It can take pictures or record 10 second videos, and you can log in on their website anytime and take a photo/video on your cam remotely (and have them send it on your phone/email if you want)
Just kill him and wear his face as your new Ipod skin
Buy a tiger.
[QUOTE=zeroti2;20644372]Not all of us are hardcore Nerdcore DJ's. Cut the guy some slack.
In all seriousness, report the shit stolen, confront the kid, and if it turns out not to be worth it, lock your door and consider the stuff gone.[/QUOTE]
You're a loser.
I'd smash his fucking face in.
Testicles are always the bitch move, but always an option.
I remember when someone stole my iPod.
[img]http://robertdall.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/firstgeneration-ipod.jpg[/img]
It was pretty easy to find as a first gen iPod really sticks out in a crowd and attracts a suprisingly large amount of attention.
No one touches my Ipod, not even my own mother.
[QUOTE=Continuum;20644364]anyone say [I]Falcon[/I]?[/QUOTE]
No.
buy a airsoft gun thing and blast his fucking door open like a asrsehat FBI.
[QUOTE=mak364;20646191]grab a kitchen knife, go up to him and go "You call that a knife? This is a knife motherfucker" (while pulling out the kitchen knife).
if he doesn't give you your stuff back then proceed to repeatedly stab him.[/QUOTE]
You seem to have forgotten about the part that says he'll be the prison queen.
Buy a cheapo Ipod nano, record yourself dressed up like a furry, and leave it in your room.
He'll never steal anything from you, or enter your dorm for that matter, again.
Have any of you actually gone up to him and confront him about it? It sounds like a dorm floor full of pussies who don't have the balls to talk to a petty thief.
oke... here we go:
[i]1. go to [url]www.teamviewer.com[/url]
2. download host software
3. LOCK your ID and make a password so it does not create a new one when restart Teamviewer
4. create a TeamViewer account
5. when created: click on Add new contact
6. fill in your information and the ID and pass and make sure you select "remember me"[/i]
now just go to another room with internet. open up your browser and go to the teamviewer site. log in. now you can controll your PC. just select: Webcam. and poof your webcam is on and you can watch it.
can be done on a:
iPhone 2G 3G 3GS
iPod Touch 3G 2G
[i]when you are gonna use it for the iTouch.
1. go to the app store.
2. download Teamviewer FREE (just a few ad's in the menu thats all)
3. then go on and fill in your PC detail's. select ""remember me"
And done![/i]
and any internet browser on a PC
:eng101:
PM me or post here if you got problem's
go get it back. hitting or fighting maybe optional....but suggested for WIN
Steal his life
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