• Some kid stole my ipod
    114 replies, posted
Buy a ipad and beat him to death with it.
[QUOTE=Weirdo009;20650602]Im fucking eating man, that was a bit much.[/QUOTE] Don't forget the boxcutter to cut off his dick. Law Abiding Citizen. lol.
Found the mother fucker. [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=905008"]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=905008[/URL]
I want video now :(
Video now
Now video....you see what I did there?
[QUOTE=jesse194;20655370]plant drugs in his dorm and call the collage police. :P[/QUOTE] You spelled college wrong.
next time you see him yell fatality then rip his head off.
if you know who it is, fuck him up.
I thought I got my old Ipod stolen one time,I almost crapped myself,only to find it in my backpack's pencil holder. However, One time I got my Gameboy stolen with Mario in it,a year and a half later a kid who "witnessed" the kid taking it gave me an offer,one dollar,and he will get my SP back. Eventually,I paid him the dollar,he walked off and came back with my Gameboy with the game still in it. I was so excited until I sold it for 40 bucks :/
kick his ass
Lost Ipod? Become An Hero. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling, posting a meme. Extending your current ban." - Benji))[/highlight]
kill
Get a Zune. Nobody steals those.
[QUOTE=articpenguin;20658289]Get a Zune. Nobody steals those.[/QUOTE] No, mine was stolen.
Where the fuck is the video
I want video soon =)
[QUOTE=Wakka;20644378]You should set a trap. Plant an ipod in the middle of your dorm floor and lace it with a neurotoxin. When he reaches down to grab it, small spikes containing the toxin will puncture his skin and enter his blood stream. You will then discover him paralyzed. This is your moment OP. Find an old abandoned warehouse and begin torturing him by skill sawing his legs off. Then proceed to cut his fingers off with a bolt cutter. Oh, and record it all on your shitty webcam.[/QUOTE] [b]WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA [/b] /caps But yeah, That sounds like a good idea...
[IMG]http://s1.hubimg.com/u/450764_f260.jpg[/IMG] First thing I thought of.
too bad he stole your knife :3
Shit like this sucks. That's why I'd rent an apartment close to college, and not a dorm.
[QUOTE=TheIceman;20653079]Steal his, an eye for an eye. Or for the iPod matter, an i for an i.[/QUOTE] I bet you expected funnies. On-Topic, I would beat the shit out of him, if you act like a soft ass, you're giving people the space to steal from you, if people are afraid of you and know what you're going to do if they steal your iPod, they wont steal it. Thats why I never have to look for my stuff.
I really want a video you don't even know
wheres the video at my homeboy?
[QUOTE=Wakka;20644378]You should set a trap. Plant an ipod in the middle of your dorm floor and lace it with a neurotoxin. When he reaches down to grab it, small spikes containing the toxin will puncture his skin and enter his blood stream. You will then discover him paralyzed. This is your moment OP. Find an old abandoned warehouse and begin torturing him by skill sawing his legs off. Then proceed to cut his fingers off with a bolt cutter. Oh, and record it all on your shitty webcam.[/QUOTE] Or.. Just watch Law Abiding Citizen.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.