• Dead baby jokes
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? [sp]Depends how hard you throw them.[/sp] :smug:
what's better than swinging a baby around by a rope? [sp]stopping it with a shovel.[/sp]
[QUOTE=tommo400;25008159]What's the difference between a dead baby and viagra? [sp]I don't need viagra to make me hard[/sp][/QUOTE] Alternate version: How are a viagra pill and a baby alike? [sp]I get hard whenever I swallow one.[/sp]
What's red and climbing up a leg? [sp]Home-sick abortion[/sp] What's red and screams? [sp]Stripped baby in salt[/sp] What's funnier than a dead baby? [sp]Dead baby in a clown costume[/sp]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRj-S8Aklcw[/media]
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? [sp]I don't have sex with a sandwich before I eat it.[/sp]
What's 18 inches long, has a big purple head, and makes mothers cry all night? Crib death.
How do you get sixteen babies into a guacamole bowl? [sp]Blender.[/sp] How do you get them out? [sp]Tortilla chips.[/sp]
This thread makes me cry inside.
[QUOTE=Namo;25027141]What's 18 inches long, has a big purple head, and makes mothers cry all night? Crib death.[/QUOTE] Oh god, it hurts.
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