How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
[sp]Depends how hard you throw them.[/sp] :smug:
what's better than swinging a baby around by a rope?
[sp]stopping it with a shovel.[/sp]
[QUOTE=tommo400;25008159]What's the difference between a dead baby and viagra?
[sp]I don't need viagra to make me hard[/sp][/QUOTE]
Alternate version:
How are a viagra pill and a baby alike?
[sp]I get hard whenever I swallow one.[/sp]
What's red and climbing up a leg?
[sp]Home-sick abortion[/sp]
What's red and screams?
[sp]Stripped baby in salt[/sp]
What's funnier than a dead baby?
[sp]Dead baby in a clown costume[/sp]