You are going to commit suicide, but have to do it in the most extravagant way possible. What do you
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Overdose on opiates, take a gram of shrooms, a tab of lsd, a blunt to myself, and if I don't die quick enough, a handgun. Thats if I'm not too fucked up on everything
[QUOTE=werrek;48117764]Overdose on opiates, take a gram of shrooms, a tab of lsd, a blunt to myself, and if I don't die quick enough, a handgun. Thats if I'm not too fucked up on everything[/QUOTE]That may be actually the worst possible way to die.
Tie myself to a chair and watch Paul Blart on repeat
no russian
if thats too unoriginal
strap confederate flags to my car
play johnny rebel
dress up in a kkk uniform
ride down a black neighborhood
Burning on a pile of art relics.
Hire a few meth heads to chain the doors shut and smear nuggets all over the windows while I run into a highly
populated Mcdonalds with industrial strength insecticide canisters strapped to my body controlled by a dead mans trigger.
If anything should go wrong their is also a Ronald blowup doll strapped to my back with C4
Skydiving without a parachute into a downtown place filled with lots people. Bonus points if crashing through a glass roof.
Glue a fuckton of motherboards together, put the highest performance GPUs/CPUs that I can find on them, Remove all heatsinks/fans, turn on and lay back on it.
Oh and have someone pour a couple hundred lego sets (unboxed) on giant motherboard matress before hand. The lego sets alone probably cost a few billion (seriously holy fuck they are expensive).
Also: If the near immediate fire from the GPUs/CPUs doesn't kill me, the pain of laying back on that many legos will.
Explosive seppuku
Take a sword and cover it in thermite, impale myself with it, then before I die light the thermite on fire so a large firey explosion rips through me
Bully Putin.
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