• [interactive] Zombie Survival
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look behind you, freak out, and beat the shit out of it while screaming "OH GOD DAMN GET OFF ME YOU BUM RAPING ZOMBIE BASTARD"
Say "ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?"
In instinct, you punch the person behind you, looking at him, you realize he was harmless.
Fuck off bump
say "Can I see your balls too?"
Offer them an orgy with a dead female zombie.
Keep making suggestions Binkow, I will probably eventually use one, this goes out to others who make crazy, funny suggestions, but still means some gotta make seriously ones too.
perform a ball check of your own on who i'll let you specify
if not my first one then say "Like you have them"
Fine, on a serious note: Ask why they are worried about being bitten (you don't know 'bout zombies yet).
-snip- nevermind, heh
Ask them to join your team, then give the guy the wood and chain combo if he agrees
Fuck off bump
Try to avoid catching swine flu by licking an autistic kid... XKCD Reference. but seriously. Screw these guys, walk into the vast un-known, you got a gun what could go wrong ¬_¬
looking for more suggestions
Follow em [editline]12:03AM[/editline] Or find a vehicle
Go offer to be point man, since you have a gun.
Say "so let me get this straight... we are going into a city full of thousands of zombies with only a handgun with 2 extra mags? That makes perfect sense"
Follow them to the city, but make sure you get your fair share of gunz.
you have no reason to believe these people, they could kill you in your sleep and steal your 25 dollars- remain suspicious at all times.
Chill for an hour Then go to the city
Eat your gun, then get one of them to punch you in the stomach so the trigger pulls. Then run out into the street as a distraction to the zombies.
[QUOTE=AnEvilGuy;17859767]Say "so let me get this straight... we are going into a city full of thousands of zombies with only a handgun with 2 extra mags? That makes perfect sense"[/QUOTE] This please...
Fuck off bump
wake up spasm and hit everything within 5 feet
wake up and yell "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD" Then shoot at where you got attacked
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beat the shit outta that guy take his stuff and leave him to die while you proceed with the other guy or continue to the city, being wary of that guy coming back
Nah, needs to be nicer
glare at him then continue to city, pistol out and ready to shoot so many holes into your attacker the Swiss will be jealous
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