• [Interactive Facepunch City]
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Lure gold members into posting in your thread.
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;27445945]Lure gold members into posting in your thread.[/QUOTE] Than make them into your own personal prison gang with promises of mod status in your new FP order..
Have a massive planned riot. I don't want to get boxes and shit for saying this, but Call Of Duty: Black Ops, the Valkuta (how the fuck do you spell it?) escape.
Buy flamethrower from KF megathread, collect hats from tf2 hat thread and then burn down furry sub-fourm.
[QUOTE=Awegner;27447341]Buy flamethrower from KF megathread, collect hats from tf2 hat thread and then burn down furry sub-fourm.[/QUOTE] He already blew up the furry subform. Oh wait, that was the dragon megathread, I always get them confused
You have awaken. Intense light blinds you, and you raise your hand to cover your face. Your whole body feels like it's burning, and- Let's just cut the shit. [img]http://u.cubeupload.com/Synelor/ifpc28.png[/img] [img]http://u.cubeupload.com/Synelor/ifpc29.png[/img] You are fucked up, what do. You can barely move yourself.
moan in pain seems like you cant get up
[img]http://u.cubeupload.com/Synelor/ifpc30.png[/img]
Call Gestapo a faggot in your blind rage, but then immediately -snip-
you turn your head and see lordofthefat getting his daily torturing
Ask someone why you are fucked up
Check what you still have on your person. Attempt to bribe one of the moderators with dosh to get a lighter sentence. If that doesn't work, wait until your wounds are healed then go out into the prison yard and get into a fight to establish your authority.
[QUOTE=theseltsamone;27457560]Call Gestapo a faggot in your blind rage, but then immediately -snip-[/QUOTE] do this
You notice that you are in some kind of a room. You are the only one in there. [img]http://u.cubeupload.com/Synelor/ifpc31.png[/img] Oh yoikes. [img]http://u.cubeupload.com/Synelor/ifpc32.png[/img] *disregard pain* Run outside. [img]http://u.cubeupload.com/Synelor/ifpc33.png[/img] [img]http://u.cubeupload.com/Synelor/ifpc34.png[/img] [b]But![/b] On that very moment, Sam Tilgan didn't know what he was going to reveal. This very moment shall bend the very existence itself. No human should have seen that, but Sam, he had unleashed something terrible, which will now change the face of the universe forever. [img]http://u.cubeupload.com/Synelor/ifpc35.png[/img] Nothing will be the same again. [img]http://u.cubeupload.com/Synelor/ifpc36.png[/img] Ever. [img]http://u.cubeupload.com/Synelor/ifpc37.png[/img] Time has been broken, and the line between real world, and illusion, has been shattered. [img]http://u.cubeupload.com/Synelor/ifpc38.png[/img]
HE SAW COURAGE DOG(or a female on the internet)
Inception. Go deeper.
[QUOTE=Matrix374;27458699]HE SAW COURAGE DOG(or a female on the internet)[/QUOTE] he saw a female
He saw Ryu-Gi.
Let's just speed this shit up. No-one cares what happened during those five years. [img]http://u.cubeupload.com/Synelor/ifpc39.png[/img] [img]http://u.cubeupload.com/Synelor/ifpc40.png[/img] [img]http://u.cubeupload.com/Synelor/ifpc41.png[/img] [img]http://u.cubeupload.com/Synelor/ifpc42.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Cyan;27459988]No-one cares what happened during those five years.[/QUOTE] I do
[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;27460289]I do[/QUOTE] Sam managed to kill all moderators and admins, except Garry, and finally capturing Facepunch City. Why not Garry? Because he escaped. Now he's responsible for the destruction of Earth, and now Sam must avenge all his lost friends. Also avenge all those people who he killed. Sam isn't an ordinary human anymore, you see. He has the same powers as Mr.Gestapo had.
[QUOTE=Cyan;27460382]Sam managed to kill all moderators and admins, except Garry, and finally capturing Facepunch City. Why not Garry? Because he escaped. Now he's responsible for the destruction of Earth, and now Sam must avenge all his lost friends. Also avenge all those people who he killed. Sam isn't an ordinary human anymore, you see. He has the same powers as Mr.Gestapo had.[/QUOTE] You should write fiction. [QUOTE=Cyan;27460460]Not interested.[/QUOTE] Neither am I because reading stories is boring.
[QUOTE=Franke_R!?;27460421]You should write fiction.[/QUOTE] Not interested.
I read the first page, then left it a few days, then skip straight to this page and what the fuuuuuuuck
[QUOTE=evlbzltyr;27460480]I read the first page, then left it a few days, then skip straight to this page and what the fuuuuuuuck[/QUOTE] I agree, it went forward a little fast. A little too fast. I was excited for him to explore more of the city.
Use Gestapo's banhammer to unban it's most powerful inhabitants and have them fight for you.
[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;27460596]I agree, it went forward a little fast. A little too fast. I was excited for him to explore more of the city.[/QUOTE] Yeah, he should snip those pictures and rewrite the story. That sucked. But cool pictures.
Having nothing to live for anymore, and yet too late to save anything, the only option is revenge. Deep, raging fury in his cursed heart, corrupted blood running through his veins, yet he has a heart of a human. He will finish what he started. He will head to the Citadel. There is no other option. Garry must be struck down for what he has done. [img]http://u.cubeupload.com/Synelor/ifpc43.png[/img]
What did garry do? I missed something
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;27463141]What did garry do? I missed something[/QUOTE] I skipped 5 years.
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