• [Interactive Facepunch City]
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pls go die [editline]19th January 2011[/editline] And even if I am going to start again, it will be a clean start. The current story is full of bullshit.
Not our fault. Oh wait, it is.
It's time to go back in time and forget this shit, forever. How many years back? [img]http://u.cubeupload.com/Synelor/ifpc44.png[/img] (Coin is inserted)
Proper Music [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mi7oOFS05Q[/media]
Go to a time before you attained the alpha dergon horse dick, because that is the bad luck charm that's been causing this!
[QUOTE=Cyan;27524415]It's time to go back in time and forget this shit, forever. How many years back? [img_thumb]http://u.cubeupload.com/Synelor/ifpc44.png[/img_thumb] (Coin is inserted)[/QUOTE] As far back as the machine will let you go.
Back to when you arrived at Facepunch City.
Stick it in the mods poopers.
[QUOTE=lead_farmer;27524973]As far back as the machine will let you go.[/QUOTE] [img]http://u.cubeupload.com/Synelor/ifpc45.png[/img] [img]http://u.cubeupload.com/Synelor/ifpc46.png[/img] [img]http://u.cubeupload.com/Synelor/ifpc47.png[/img] [img]http://u.cubeupload.com/Synelor/ifpc48.png[/img] [img]http://u.cubeupload.com/Synelor/ifpc49.png[/img] [img]http://u.cubeupload.com/Synelor/ifpc50.png[/img]
Invent the internet. Also, language. Actually, no. Recreate Facepunch City as you see fit. A lawful just Utopian society of peaceful friendly folk, or a chaotic OIFY-like world.
[QUOTE=Dradious;27525720]Invent the internet. Also, language. Actually, no. Recreate Facepunch City as you see fit. A lawful just Utopian society of peaceful friendly folk, or a chaotic OIFY-like world.[/QUOTE] Sam doesn't exist yet. You need to wait 1 million years.
Prevent Garry from being born [editline]19th January 2011[/editline] Invent porn [editline]19th January 2011[/editline] What
[QUOTE=Cyan;27525764]Sam doesn't exist yet. You need to wait 1 million years.[/QUOTE] Sam doesn't need to do it. Make his paleolithic ancestor do it.
[QUOTE=Cyan;27525764]Sam doesn't exist yet. You need to wait 1 million years.[/QUOTE] Didn't he just travel there?
[QUOTE=Codename 47;27525890]Didn't he just travel there?[/QUOTE] I guess he didn't survive it.
[QUOTE=Cyan;27525927]I guess he didn't survive it.[/QUOTE] Then who is the protagonist?
[QUOTE=Dradious;27525841]Sam doesn't need to do it. Make his paleolithic ancestor do it.[/QUOTE] [img]http://u.cubeupload.com/Synelor/ifpc51.png[/img] [editline]19th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=lead_farmer;27526031]Then who is the protagonist?[/QUOTE] I don't know. Maybe his ancestor?
Hezzy should be the new main character.
There is no Mr.Gestapo.
[QUOTE=Cyan;27526034][img_thumb]http://u.cubeupload.com/Synelor/ifpc51.png[/img_thumb] [editline]19th January 2011[/editline] I don't know. Maybe his ancestor?[/QUOTE] This is our new hero. His name is Lurg.
[img]http://u.cubeupload.com/Synelor/ifpc52.png[/img]
Then Lurg stumbles upon a monolith like the one in 2001 a space odyssey, except this one is shaped like the facepunch logo. And thus our story begins.
[QUOTE=Inacio;27526277]OP got bored and is just fucking with us now Shame, it had a lot of potential[/QUOTE] go raep couragedoug
[QUOTE=Cyan;27526299]go raep couragedoug[/QUOTE] That's my line.
[QUOTE=Inacio;27526354]wrong shitposter[/QUOTE] That happened here, and that was what made me bored. [editline]19th January 2011[/editline] Survival is difficult in this cruel world, and many must surrender to it. Lurg was one of them. May you rest in pieces. [img]http://u.cubeupload.com/Synelor/115ifpc45.png[/img] [img]http://u.cubeupload.com/Synelor/148ifpc46.png[/img]
WHY DO YOU KILL EVERYONE YOU MAKE THIS IS CONFUSING /caps
I was gonna say, come across doug in RC and have an intelligible conversation over coffee, after which, he offers to help you break out from use of underground proxy tunnels. Go back to GD central, get involved with an underground revolution group, and maybe stop by a few "deep" intelligent thread complexes on your way slowly up the ladder to forum domination. Then I read that the world ended, sam was homofied, and we go back in time to freaking caveman. Do. Not. Want.
[QUOTE=Inacio;27526277]OP got bored and is just fucking with us now Shame, it had a lot of potential[/QUOTE] go back to the minecraft thread, lilcheese is worried how did sam turn into a caveman :v: [editline]19th January 2011[/editline] what the ep 1 end pic didnt load before :c
I like the idea of this thread, but it got ruined with too much butthurt. I'm thinking of making a rip-off. Possibly facepunchburg or facepunchopolis.
Mwahahaha, I am one of the elite ones whos suggestion got made! Bask in my glo- Oh nevermind... :gbsmith:
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