• If you could, would you banish urinals?
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what the fuck is a female
[QUOTE=Pie108;32617379]It's great to save some fresh water rather than just pissing into it. Sure, we just filter it back out, but using less water is more economical and helps to allocate water to other more important places.[/QUOTE] At uni, we even have these amazing magical waterless non-flushing urinals. Incredibly, they're even cleaner than most other urinals I've seen.
[QUOTE=TH89;32617363]BROTHERS[/QUOTE] Oh good, it's not just me. Also, I prefer stalls. Something about getting my dong out around middle aged strangers feels wrong.
[QUOTE=Led Zeppelin;32617159]When you're nice and buzzed urinals are great. Lean up on the wall and let loose.[/QUOTE]Pretty much the only time when I use urinals is when drunk in public.
I have no problem with urinals.
They can be annoying at time, but all in all there fast and easy.
I don't mind using them, but I much prefer it when drunk.
[QUOTE=Face Melter;32615184]Dude urinals are the best, you can just walk up and pee and don't have to worry about there being a huge pile of shit waiting to greet you.[/QUOTE] Well...
[video=youtube;HygJxakaL4Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HygJxakaL4Y[/video] Shy-cock. Can't use urinals.
[QUOTE=thelurker1234;32617509]Someone's embarrassed about their siiiize. I don't mind them at all.[/QUOTE] You don't have to be embarrassed about the size of your penis to dislike urinals. Some guys just dislike pissing in front of people they don't know, or in general. [editline]5th October 2011[/editline] So I hear, anyhow.
if you wanna get that last bit out and avoid it getting in your pants, get your hand press in just above your dick, doesn't always work completely but it helps. shy bladder can be averted by just going in a stall (not like you're going to take very long anyway)
[QUOTE=blubafoon;32626409] shy bladder can be averted by just going in a stall (not like you're going to take very long anyway)[/QUOTE] As a female, I can say that this isn't always the case. I can't piss in a public restroom when there's someone else in there; I have to wait until they leave. [editline]5th October 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=UberMunchkin;32626441] I don't like going in cubicles as they are always clogged up with shit.[/QUOTE] Do guys in general have really gross public bathrooms? I know my boyfriend never uses public toilets because he says they're always shockingly filthy, but I've rarely encountered a female restroom with, say, piss on the floor (or shit in a cubicle) unless it's a really dodgy establishment/area (and that's ~1%).
[QUOTE=devotchkade;32626475]As a female, I can say that this isn't always the case. I can't piss in a public restroom when there's someone else in there; I have to wait until they leave. [editline]5th October 2011[/editline] Do guys in general have really gross public bathrooms? I know my boyfriend never uses public toilets because he says they're always shockingly filthy, but I've rarely encountered a female restroom with, say, piss on the floor (or shit in a cubicle) unless it's a really dodgy establishment/area (and that's ~1%).[/QUOTE] In High School, they're extremely disgusting. College they're a step up. Public Restrooms vary depending on how classy the place is (Gas Stattion = hell to Starbucks = Pampered). Private Establishments like corporate buildings tend to have good restrooms as well. Restrooms aren't as bad as we make them out after high school.
You know those urinals that have nothing separating them from one another so your pretty much just "hanging in the open"? Ban those.
I don't mind them. Then again usually there's stall sides to them on each side and if there isn't I nope my way into a toilet stall
[QUOTE=BenJammin';32615357]I hate when there's a lot of people waiting to use the urinals and I am using one, but for some reason I can't piss. Like I feel like I have to pee bad, but it won't come out. So I look like a total asshat who didn't even pee in the urinal while there are like 6 guys waiting. Sometimes happens right after a movie or after a sports game at a stadium.[/QUOTE] I have this same fucking problem. Ughh. Don't know why, but I just can't go when there's a group of people standing around me waiting for me to finish.
Ban public restrooms completely. Shit's gross.
[QUOTE=The Maestro;32643036]Ban public restrooms completely. Shit's gross.[/QUOTE] some are usable, but the ones at my old highschool... piss all over the place sometimes, a giant turd just unflushed even sometimes, the wipes are tiny squares that push much more than they soak, and when they do it just tears and goes through its hell
If it's busy and there's no side bar things to them then I won't use them. And fuck those metal ones, where it's pretty much a tray. I might as well piss on the guy's feet.
forget urinals man, they're awkward as shit to use the only occasion where i ever wished i used one was back in grade 5. i went into a stall to take a piss, but right when i was about to finish, the guy in the stall next to me was all like, "hey man, can you pass me some toilet paper?" i wasn't about to be an asshole, so i just went, "okay," and handed him a wad from under the divider. i flushed the toilet, and was about to leave, but then i heard the kid say to me once again, "hey man, more toilet paper?" this went on for about 30 mins. i think i nearly emptied out the roll - and i really can't imagine all of that tp going down in one flush.
Festival pissers are the fucking best. [IMG]http://i55.tinypic.com/24zlhug.jpg[/IMG] Ive had some many drunken conversations with people pissing in front of me. You could head butt them your that close.
[QUOTE=Peppermint;32614917]Personally I hate the things, for some reason I just can't use them. I just look like the guy who likes to get his penis out in public toilets. I really don't know where everybody else stands on this?[/QUOTE] Most people don't LIKE it, it's just something we (have to) do. [editline]5th October 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Mon;32643553]forget urinals man, they're awkward as shit to use the only occasion where i ever wished i used one was back in grade 5. i went into a stall to take a piss, but right when i was about to finish, the guy in the stall next to me was all like, "hey man, can you pass me some toilet paper?" i wasn't about to be an asshole, so i just went, "okay," and handed him a wad from under the divider. i flushed the toilet, and was about to leave, but then i heard the kid say to me once again, "hey man, more toilet paper?" this went on for about 30 mins. i think i nearly emptied out the roll - and i really can't imagine all of that tp going down in one flush.[/QUOTE] Why would you stay and give a guy toilet paper for 30 fucking minutes?
[QUOTE=The Maestro;32643036]Ban public restrooms completely. Shit's gross.[/QUOTE] So I'll just take a dump in some random guy's toilet when I'm on vacation then?
[QUOTE=GodKing;32644181]Why would you stay and give a guy toilet paper for 30 fucking minutes?[/QUOTE] because i was like TEN man
This isn't a debate thread, I hope it's closed.
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