• Do not Sneeze While Peeing: My Story
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I have this every day, but i don't burn my pee hole lol.
At least you didn't blow your asshole out.
[QUOTE=Dumba$$;18916398]I was peeing, i sneezed, i shat a little bit.[/QUOTE] Hey there.
Greaaaattt thanks for sharing your story. and Im sorry it hurts.
Maybe if your pee hole is permanently expanded... It could be a + wit the ladies.. "hey baby, I gonna drop a load on you, a extra load because i sneezed when I peed.
[QUOTE=redBadger;18916008]Either way, I would have to let go of my penis.[/QUOTE] What? No you wouldn't, just turn your head and sneeze.
[QUOTE=DaKakis;18915872]i once pushed to hard and shitted on the floor :frown:[/QUOTE] When I was a kid and first sat on the toilet I fell with my ass down the bowl, was pretty funny.
I once shat so hard the shit couldn't flush, I had to go and push it with the toilet stick-cleaner (I don't know the name) every 5 minutes for 30 minutes, It went away eventually.
Penis hole is called the urinary meatus.
[QUOTE=Ginteru;18917066]I once shat so hard the shit couldn't flush, I had to go and push it with the toilet stick-cleaner (I don't know the name) every 5 minutes for 30 minutes, It went away eventually.[/QUOTE] jesus christ.
[QUOTE=Ginteru;18917066]I once shat so hard the shit couldn't flush, I had to go and push it with the toilet stick-cleaner (I don't know the name) every 5 minutes for 30 minutes, It went away eventually.[/QUOTE] Hahaha, I hate when toilet paper gets stuck in the toilet, you always pray when the water goes up.
Owned... haha
[QUOTE=Gyper;18916513]Relevant. [img]http://i.imgur.com/3Bhm6.png[/img][/QUOTE] I agree with this. Also, this just gave me the need to pee, brb. NEXT TIME, PEE LIKE A WOMAN! *shouts*
[QUOTE=Ginteru;18917066]I once shat so hard the shit couldn't flush, I had to go and push it with the toilet stick-cleaner (I don't know the name) every 5 minutes for 30 minutes, It went away eventually.[/QUOTE] My brother does that every other week.
I've done this before, didn't hurt as much but still left a huge mess. It's great fun.
gross
[QUOTE=redBadger;18915793]Okay, so one time about a week ago, I had to leak, so I went to the bathroom and pulled the zipper down and put my penis over the toilet. As I pushed to get the urine out, I felt a tingling sensation in my nose. I knew it was a sneeze, and forgetting I was peeing, I sneezed. I accidently let go of my penis and my urine shot out like a cannon. Because I let go of my penis, the urine went all over the toilet and the wall behind it, and not in the intended toilet bowl. Also, my penis tip burned because the urine shot out so damn hard and opened my penis hole (I don't know what it's called) opened up beyond it's normal capabilities. That's my story.[/QUOTE] Here's an advice from me. Do not sneeze just after you have immediately woken and stood up and are facing the wall less than 1 feet away. I'm sure you can tell why. [quote=redBadger;18915793]opened my penis hole (I don't know what it's called)[/quote] It's called the urethra.
I was expecting something more epic like it would have made you pee on your face or something.
kids don't piss while seizing or your fucking dick will explode with piss all over the place.
That is a nice story
Oh wow.
Why is the icon "Wii"? Oh! :doh:
:geno: Ok..
This is one of the more gross things I've read all day :ohdear:
it's worse laughing, believe me.
[QUOTE=GreenDolphin;18918705] It's called the Uthera.[/QUOTE] WRONG urethra
I just got the post icon. :v:
[QUOTE=redBadger;18915793]Okay, so one time about a week ago, I had to leak, so I went to the bathroom and pulled the zipper down and put my penis over the toilet. As I pushed to get the urine out, I felt a tingling sensation in my nose. I knew it was a sneeze, and forgetting I was peeing, I sneezed. I accidently let go of my penis and my urine shot out like a cannon. Because I let go of my penis, the urine went all over the toilet and the wall behind it, and not in the intended toilet bowl. Also, my penis tip burned because the urine shot out so damn hard and opened my penis hole (I don't know what it's called) opened up beyond it's normal capabilities. That's my story.[/QUOTE] Start peeing into the bathtub for safety? :v: I know when i sneeze i don't lose control like that.
Logged in as taker65432 Home > Facepunch > General Discussion Do not Sneeze While Peeing: My Story Inbox Controls Ticker Event Log Search MorePage 1 of 2 1 2 > Subscribe Post #1 5 Hours Ago Last edited by redBadger; 5 Hours Ago at 12:55PM.. redBadger November 2008 1,782 Posts Okay, so one time about a week ago, I had to leak, so I went to the bathroom and pulled the zipper down and put my penis over the toilet. As I pushed to get the urine out, I felt a tingling sensation in my nose. I knew it was a sneeze, and forgetting I was peeing, I sneezed. I accidently let go of my penis and my urine shot out like a cannon. Because I let go of my penis, the urine went all over the toilet and the wall behind it, and not in the intended toilet bowl. Also, my penis tip burned because the urine shot out so damn hard and opened my penis hole (I don't know what it's called) opened up beyond it's normal capabilities. That's my story. Reply x 104 x 7 x 3 x 3 x 2 x 2 x 1 Rated! Post #2 5 Hours Ago Olsfaer February 2008 418 Posts tasty.. is the hole back to normal? Reply Optimistic x 22 Funny x 2 Dumb x 1 Agree x 1 Post #3 5 Hours Ago Appolox December 2008 1,516 Posts So your penis now looks like a fire hose? Reply Funny x 41 Rated! Post #4 5 Hours Ago a-cookie May 2009 701 Posts Well lets hope it doesnt happen again and i shall refrain from sneezing Reply Optimistic x 1 Post #5 5 Hours Ago chaz13 August 2005 678 Posts I was hoping for something a bit more epic. Reply Agree x 42 Disagree x 3 Post #6 5 Hours Ago ZpankR September 2006 663 Posts Cool story, bro. It's worse if it happens when you're shitting. Believe me. Reply Funny x 34 Agree x 5 Dumb x 1 Post #7 5 Hours Ago K00n! February 2009 278 Posts thats fucking disgusting Reply Dumb x 3 Disagree x 2 Agree x 1 Post #8 5 Hours Ago NotMeh July 2008 2,829 Posts What does this have to do with the Wii? Reply x 7 x 5 x 3 x 2 x 2 Post #9 5 Hours Ago breakyourfac October 2006 506 Posts Urethra, also thread video. View YouTUBE video [url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=EmODpYPP5nY[/url] Reply Funny x 12 Agree x 2 Post #10 5 Hours Ago DaKakis June 2009 538 Posts i once pushed to hard and shitted on the floor Reply Funny x 36 Bad Spelling x 1 Polite/Nice/Friendly x 1 Bad Reading x 1 Post #11 5 Hours Ago Str4t0s May 2005 1,218 Posts Ouch. Edited: NotMeh posted: What does this have to do with the Wii? Wee = Wii Reply Funny x 17 Agree x 3 Post #12 5 Hours Ago MasterFen006 Gold Member December 2007 2,755 Posts At least it makes it easier to pee now eh? Reply Optimistic x 8 Post #13 5 Hours Ago cheeseman52 June 2007 1,448 Posts I had it when this happens to me also. Reply Post #14 5 Hours Ago Cheeseist May 2008 1,257 Posts NotMeh posted: What does this have to do with the Wii? He had to Wii-Wii Reply Late x 3 Dumb x 3 Funny x 2 Post #15 5 Hours Ago markg06 Gold Member September 2006 11,865 Posts Why didn't you just sneeze into your shoulder. Reply Dumb x 2 Bad Reading x 1 Post #16 5 Hours Ago Epidemick June 2009 864 Posts chaz13 posted: I was hoping for something a bit more epic. ye i wanted 9001 epic lulz xD Reply Dumb x 10 Agree x 2 Informative x 1 Post #17 5 Hours Ago Last edited by Kids4Sale; 5 Hours Ago at 01:07PM.. Kids4Sale October 2007 253 Posts Urethra got it or you don't when it comes to peeing and sneezing. Reply Funny x 3 Useful x 1 Post #18 5 Hours Ago jlj1 May 2008 756 Posts Well now I know. Reply Post #19 5 Hours Ago redBadger November 2008 1,782 Posts markg06 posted: Why didn't you just sneeze into your shoulder. Either way, I would have to let go of my penis. Reply Post #20 5 Hours Ago Flitchaye February 2006 383 Posts except for me i hate it when i sneeze and i fart at the same time in a crowded place FUCK Reply Funny x 10 Agree x 2 Post #21 5 Hours Ago Last edited by oO0Virus0Oo; 5 Hours Ago at 01:00PM.. oO0Virus0Oo April 2009 97 Posts Creepy story. This should make a good horror movie: "The pee hole man" Edited: I feel sorry for you. :C We will sure not sneeze while peeing now, unless we are dumb. O: [editline]06:36PM[/editline] Logged in as taker65432 Home > Facepunch > General Discussion Do not Sneeze While Peeing: My Story Inbox Controls Ticker Event Log Search MorePage 1 of 2 1 2 > Subscribe Post #1 5 Hours Ago Last edited by redBadger; 5 Hours Ago at 12:55PM.. redBadger November 2008 1,782 Posts Okay, so one time about a week ago, I had to leak, so I went to the bathroom and pulled the zipper down and put my penis over the toilet. As I pushed to get the urine out, I felt a tingling sensation in my nose. I knew it was a sneeze, and forgetting I was peeing, I sneezed. I accidently let go of my penis and my urine shot out like a cannon. Because I let go of my penis, the urine went all over the toilet and the wall behind it, and not in the intended toilet bowl. Also, my penis tip burned because the urine shot out so damn hard and opened my penis hole (I don't know what it's called) opened up beyond it's normal capabilities. That's my story. Reply x 104 x 7 x 3 x 3 x 2 x 2 x 1 Rated! Post #2 5 Hours Ago Olsfaer February 2008 418 Posts tasty.. is the hole back to normal? Reply Optimistic x 22 Funny x 2 Dumb x 1 Agree x 1 Post #3 5 Hours Ago Appolox December 2008 1,516 Posts So your penis now looks like a fire hose? Reply Funny x 41 Rated! Post #4 5 Hours Ago a-cookie May 2009 701 Posts Well lets hope it doesnt happen again and i shall refrain from sneezing Reply Optimistic x 1 Post #5 5 Hours Ago chaz13 August 2005 678 Posts I was hoping for something a bit more epic. Reply Agree x 42 Disagree x 3 Post #6 5 Hours Ago ZpankR September 2006 663 Posts Cool story, bro. It's worse if it happens when you're shitting. Believe me. Reply Funny x 34 Agree x 5 Dumb x 1 Post #7 5 Hours Ago K00n! February 2009 278 Posts thats fucking disgusting Reply Dumb x 3 Disagree x 2 Agree x 1 Post #8 5 Hours Ago NotMeh July 2008 2,829 Posts What does this have to do with the Wii? Reply x 7 x 5 x 3 x 2 x 2 Post #9 5 Hours Ago breakyourfac October 2006 506 Posts Urethra, also thread video. View YouTUBE video [url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=EmODpYPP5nY[/url] Reply Funny x 12 Agree x 2 Post #10 5 Hours Ago DaKakis June 2009 538 Posts i once pushed to hard and shitted on the floor Reply Funny x 36 Bad Spelling x 1 Polite/Nice/Friendly x 1 Bad Reading x 1 Post #11 5 Hours Ago Str4t0s May 2005 1,218 Posts Ouch. Edited: NotMeh posted: What does this have to do with the Wii? Wee = Wii Reply Funny x 17 Agree x 3 Post #12 5 Hours Ago MasterFen006 Gold Member December 2007 2,755 Posts At least it makes it easier to pee now eh? Reply Optimistic x 8 Post #13 5 Hours Ago cheeseman52 June 2007 1,448 Posts I had it when this happens to me also. Reply Post #14 5 Hours Ago Cheeseist May 2008 1,257 Posts NotMeh posted: What does this have to do with the Wii? He had to Wii-Wii Reply Late x 3 Dumb x 3 Funny x 2 Post #15 5 Hours Ago markg06 Gold Member September 2006 11,865 Posts Why didn't you just sneeze into your shoulder. Reply Dumb x 2 Bad Reading x 1 Post #16 5 Hours Ago Epidemick June 2009 864 Posts chaz13 posted: I was hoping for something a bit more epic. ye i wanted 9001 epic lulz xD Reply Dumb x 10 Agree x 2 Informative x 1 Post #17 5 Hours Ago Last edited by Kids4Sale; 5 Hours Ago at 01:07PM.. Kids4Sale October 2007 253 Posts Urethra got it or you don't when it comes to peeing and sneezing. Reply Funny x 3 Useful x 1 Post #18 5 Hours Ago jlj1 May 2008 756 Posts Well now I know. Reply Post #19 5 Hours Ago redBadger November 2008 1,782 Posts markg06 posted: Why didn't you just sneeze into your shoulder. Either way, I would have to let go of my penis. Reply Post #20 5 Hours Ago Flitchaye February 2006 383 Posts except for me i hate it when i sneeze and i fart at the same time in a crowded place FUCK Reply Funny x 10 Agree x 2 Post #21 5 Hours Ago Last edited by oO0Virus0Oo; 5 Hours Ago at 01:00PM.. oO0Virus0Oo April 2009 97 Posts Creepy story. This should make a good horror movie: "The pee hole man" Edited: I feel sorry for you. :C We will sure not sneeze while peeing now, unless we are dumb. O: Logged in as taker65432 Home > Facepunch > General Discussion Do not Sneeze While Peeing: My Story Inbox Controls Ticker Event Log Search MorePage 1 of 2 1 2 > Subscribe Post #1 5 Hours Ago Last edited by redBadger; 5 Hours Ago at 12:55PM.. redBadger November 2008 1,782 Posts Okay, so one time about a week ago, I had to leak, so I went to the bathroom and pulled the zipper down and put my penis over the toilet. As I pushed to get the urine out, I felt a tingling sensation in my nose. I knew it was a sneeze, and forgetting I was peeing, I sneezed. I accidently let go of my penis and my urine shot out like a cannon. Because I let go of my penis, the urine went all over the toilet and the wall behind it, and not in the intended toilet bowl. Also, my penis tip burned because the urine shot out so damn hard and opened my penis hole (I don't know what it's called) opened up beyond it's normal capabilities. That's my story. Reply x 104 x 7 x 3 x 3 x 2 x 2 x 1 Rated! Post #2 5 Hours Ago Olsfaer February 2008 418 Posts tasty.. is the hole back to normal? Reply Optimistic x 22 Funny x 2 Dumb x 1 Agree x 1 Post #3 5 Hours Ago Appolox December 2008 1,516 Posts So your penis now looks like a fire hose? Reply Funny x 41 Rated! Post #4 5 Hours Ago a-cookie May 2009 701 Posts Well lets hope it doesnt happen again and i shall refrain from sneezing Reply Optimistic x 1 Post #5 5 Hours Ago chaz13 August 2005 678 Posts I was hoping for something a bit more epic. Reply Agree x 42 Disagree x 3 Post #6 5 Hours Ago ZpankR September 2006 663 Posts Cool story, bro. It's worse if it happens when you're shitting. Believe me. Reply Funny x 34 Agree x 5 Dumb x 1 Post #7 5 Hours Ago K00n! February 2009 278 Posts thats fucking disgusting Reply Dumb x 3 Disagree x 2 Agree x 1 Post #8 5 Hours Ago NotMeh July 2008 2,829 Posts What does this have to do with the Wii? Reply x 7 x 5 x 3 x 2 x 2 Post #9 5 Hours Ago breakyourfac October 2006 506 Posts Urethra, also thread video. View YouTUBE video [url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=EmODpYPP5nY[/url] Reply Funny x 12 Agree x 2 Post #10 5 Hours Ago DaKakis June 2009 538 Posts i once pushed to hard and shitted on the floor Reply Funny x 36 Bad Spelling x 1 Polite/Nice/Friendly x 1 Bad Reading x 1 Post #11 5 Hours Ago Str4t0s May 2005 1,218 Posts Ouch. Edited: NotMeh posted: What does this have to do with the Wii? Wee = Wii Reply Funny x 17 Agree x 3 Post #12 5 Hours Ago MasterFen006 Gold Member December 2007 2,755 Posts At least it makes it easier to pee now eh? Reply Optimistic x 8 Post #13 5 Hours Ago cheeseman52 June 2007 1,448 Posts I had it when this happens to me also. Reply Post #14 5 Hours Ago Cheeseist May 2008 1,257 Posts NotMeh posted: What does this have to do with the Wii? He had to Wii-Wii Reply Late x 3 Dumb x 3 Funny x 2 Post #15 5 Hours Ago markg06 Gold Member September 2006 11,865 Posts Why didn't you just sneeze into your shoulder. Reply Dumb x 2 Bad Reading x 1 Post #16 5 Hours Ago Epidemick June 2009 864 Posts chaz13 posted: I was hoping for something a bit more epic. ye i wanted 9001 epic lulz xD Reply Dumb x 10 Agree x 2 Informative x 1 Post #17 5 Hours Ago Last edited by Kids4Sale; 5 Hours Ago at 01:07PM.. Kids4Sale October 2007 253 Posts Urethra got it or you don't when it comes to peeing and sneezing. Reply Funny x 3 Useful x 1 Post #18 5 Hours Ago jlj1 May 2008 756 Posts Well now I know. Reply Post #19 5 Hours Ago redBadger November 2008 1,782 Posts markg06 posted: Why didn't you just sneeze into your shoulder. Either way, I would have to let go of my penis. Reply Post #20 5 Hours Ago Flitchaye February 2006 383 Posts except for me i hate it when i sneeze and i fart at the same time in a crowded place FUCK Reply Funny x 10 Agree x 2 Post #21 5 Hours Ago Last edited by oO0Virus0Oo; 5 Hours Ago at 01:00PM.. oO0Virus0Oo April 2009 97 Posts Creepy story. This should make a good horror movie: "The pee hole man" Edited: I feel sorry for you. :C We will sure not sneeze while peeing now, unless we are dumb. O: Logged in as taker65432 Home > Facepunch > General Discussion Do not Sneeze While Peeing: My Story Inbox Controls Ticker Event Log Search MorePage 1 of 2 1 2 > Subscribe Post #1 5 Hours Ago Last edited by redBadger; 5 Hours Ago at 12:55PM.. redBadger November 2008 1,782 Posts Okay, so one time about a week ago, I had to leak, so I went to the bathroom and pulled the zipper down and put my penis over the toilet. As I pushed to get the urine out, I felt a tingling sensation in my nose. I knew it was a sneeze, and forgetting I was peeing, I sneezed. I accidently let go of my penis and my urine shot out like a cannon. Because I let go of my penis, the urine went all over the toilet and the wall behind it, and not in the intended toilet bowl. Also, my penis tip burned because the urine shot out so damn hard and opened my penis hole (I don't know what it's called) opened up beyond it's normal capabilities. That's my story. Reply x 104 x 7 x 3 x 3 x 2 x 2 x 1 Rated! Post #2 5 Hours Ago Olsfaer February 2008 418 Posts tasty.. is the hole back to normal? Reply Optimistic x 22 Funny x 2 Dumb x 1 Agree x 1 Post #3 5 Hours Ago Appolox December 2008 1,516 Posts So your penis now looks like a fire hose? Reply Funny x 41 Rated! Post #4 5 Hours Ago a-cookie May 2009 701 Posts Well lets hope it doesnt happen again and i shall refrain from sneezing Reply Optimistic x 1 Post #5 5 Hours Ago chaz13 August 2005 678 Posts I was hoping for something a bit more epic. Reply Agree x 42 Disagree x 3 Post #6 5 Hours Ago ZpankR September 2006 663 Posts Cool story, bro. It's worse if it happens when you're shitting. Believe me. Reply Funny x 34 Agree x 5 Dumb x 1 Post #7 5 Hours Ago K00n! February 2009 278 Posts thats fucking disgusting Reply Dumb x 3 Disagree x 2 Agree x 1 Post #8 5 Hours Ago NotMeh July 2008 2,829 Posts What does this have to do with the Wii? Reply x 7 x 5 x 3 x 2 x 2 Post #9 5 Hours Ago breakyourfac October 2006 506 Posts Urethra, also thread video. View YouTUBE video [url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=EmODpYPP5nY[/url] Reply Funny x 12 Agree x 2 Post #10 5 Hours Ago DaKakis June 2009 538 Posts i once pushed to hard and shitted on the floor Reply Funny x 36 Bad Spelling x 1 Polite/Nice/Friendly x 1 Bad Reading x 1 Post #11 5 Hours Ago Str4t0s May 2005 1,218 Posts Ouch. Edited: NotMeh posted: What does this have to do with the Wii? Wee = Wii Reply Funny x 17 Agree x 3 Post #12 5 Hours Ago MasterFen006 Gold Member December 2007 2,755 Posts At least it makes it easier to pee now eh? Reply Optimistic x 8 Post #13 5 Hours Ago cheeseman52 June 2007 1,448 Posts I had it when this happens to me also. Reply Post #14 5 Hours Ago Cheeseist May 2008 1,257 Posts NotMeh posted: What does this have to do with the Wii? He had to Wii-Wii Reply Late x 3 Dumb x 3 Funny x 2 Post #15 5 Hours Ago markg06 Gold Member September 2006 11,865 Posts Why didn't you just sneeze into your shoulder. Reply Dumb x 2 Bad Reading x 1 Post #16 5 Hours Ago Epidemick June 2009 864 Posts chaz13 posted: I was hoping for something a bit more epic. ye i wanted 9001 epic lulz xD Reply Dumb x 10 Agree x 2 Informative x 1 Post #17 5 Hours Ago Last edited by Kids4Sale; 5 Hours Ago at 01:07PM.. Kids4Sale October 2007 253 Posts Urethra got it or you don't when it comes to peeing and sneezing. Reply Funny x 3 Useful x 1 Post #18 5 Hours Ago jlj1 May 2008 756 Posts Well now I know. Reply Post #19 5 Hours Ago redBadger November 2008 1,782 Posts markg06 posted: Why didn't you just sneeze into your shoulder. Either way, I would have to let go of my penis. Reply Post #20 5 Hours Ago Flitchaye February 2006 383 Posts except for me i hate it when i sneeze and i fart at the same time in a crowded place FUCK Reply Funny x 10 Agree x 2 Post #21 5 Hours Ago Last edited by oO0Virus0Oo; 5 Hours Ago at 01:00PM.. oO0Virus0Oo April 2009 97 Posts Creepy story. This should make a good horror movie: "The pee hole man" Edited: I feel sorry for you. :C We will sure not sneeze while peeing now, unless we are dumb. O: Logged in as taker65432 Home > Facepunch > General Discussion Do not Sneeze While Peeing: My Story Inbox Controls Ticker Event Log Search MorePage 1 of 2 1 2 > Subscribe Post #1 5 Hours Ago Last edited by redBadger; 5 Hours Ago at 12:55PM.. redBadger November 2008 1,782 Posts Okay, so one time about a week ago, I had to leak, so I went to the bathroom and pulled the zipper down and put my penis over the toilet. As I pushed to get the urine out, I felt a tingling sensation in my nose. I knew it was a sneeze, and forgetting I was peeing, I sneezed. I accidently let go of my penis and my urine shot out like a cannon. Because I let go of my penis, the urine went all over the toilet and the wall behind it, and not in the intended toilet bowl. Also, my penis tip burned because the urine shot out so damn hard and opened my penis hole (I don't know what it's called) opened up beyond it's normal capabilities. That's my story. Reply x 104 x 7 x 3 x 3 x 2 x 2 x 1 Rated! Post #2 5 Hours Ago Olsfaer February 2008 418 Posts tasty.. is the hole back to normal? Reply Optimistic x 22 Funny x 2 Dumb x 1 Agree x 1 Post #3 5 Hours Ago Appolox December 2008 1,516 Posts So your penis now looks like a fire hose? Reply Funny x 41 Rated! Post #4 5 Hours Ago a-cookie May 2009 701 Posts Well lets hope it doesnt happen again and i shall refrain from sneezing Reply Optimistic x 1 Post #5 5 Hours Ago chaz13 August 2005 678 Posts I was hoping for something a bit more epic. Reply Agree x 42 Disagree x 3 Post #6 5 Hours Ago ZpankR September 2006 663 Posts Cool story, bro. It's worse if it happens when you're shitting. Believe me. Reply Funny x 34 Agree x 5 Dumb x 1 Post #7 5 Hours Ago K00n! February 2009 278 Posts thats fucking disgusting Reply Dumb x 3 Disagree x 2 Agree x 1 Post #8 5 Hours Ago NotMeh July 2008 2,829 Posts What does this have to do with the Wii? Reply x 7 x 5 x 3 x 2 x 2 Post #9 5 Hours Ago breakyourfac October 2006 506 Posts Urethra, also thread video. View YouTUBE video [url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=EmODpYPP5nY[/url] Reply Funny x 12 Agree x 2 Post #10 5 Hours Ago DaKakis June 2009 538 Posts i once pushed to hard and shitted on the floor Reply Funny x 36 Bad Spelling x 1 Polite/Nice/Friendly x 1 Bad Reading x 1 Post #11 5 Hours Ago Str4t0s May 2005 1,218 Posts Ouch. Edited: NotMeh posted: What does this have to do with the Wii? Wee = Wii Reply Funny x 17 Agree x 3 Post #12 5 Hours Ago MasterFen006 Gold Member December 2007 2,755 Posts At least it makes it easier to pee now eh? Reply Optimistic x 8 Post #13 5 Hours Ago cheeseman52 June 2007 1,448 Posts I had it when this happens to me also. Reply Post #14 5 Hours Ago Cheeseist May 2008 1,257 Posts NotMeh posted: What does this have to do with the Wii? He had to Wii-Wii Reply Late x 3 Dumb x 3 Funny x 2 Post #15 5 Hours Ago markg06 Gold Member September 2006 11,865 Posts Why didn't you just sneeze into your shoulder. Reply Dumb x 2 Bad Reading x 1 Post #16 5 Hours Ago Epidemick June 2009 864 Posts chaz13 posted: I was hoping for something a bit more epic. ye i wanted 9001 epic lulz xD Reply Dumb x 10 Agree x 2 Informative x 1 Post #17 5 Hours Ago Last edited by Kids4Sale; 5 Hours Ago at 01:07PM.. Kids4Sale October 2007 253 Posts Urethra got it or you don't when it comes to peeing and sneezing. Reply Funny x 3 Useful x 1 Post #18 5 Hours Ago jlj1 May 2008 756 Posts Well now I know. Reply Post #19 5 Hours Ago redBadger November 2008 1,782 Posts markg06 posted: Why didn't you just sneeze into your shoulder. Either way, I would have to let go of my penis. Reply Post #20 5 Hours Ago Flitchaye February 2006 383 Posts except for me i hate it when i sneeze and i fart at the same time in a crowded place FUCK Reply Funny x 10 Agree x 2 Post #21 5 Hours Ago Last edited by oO0Virus0Oo; 5 Hours Ago at 01:00PM.. oO0Virus0Oo April 2009 97 Posts Creepy story. This should make a good horror movie: "The pee hole man" Edited: I feel sorry for you. :C We will sure not sneeze while peeing now, unless we are dumb. O: Logged in as taker65432 Home > Facepunch > General Discussion Do not Sneeze While Peeing: My Story Inbox Controls Ticker Event Log Search MorePage 1 of 2 1 2 > Subscribe Post #1 5 Hours Ago Last edited by redBadger; 5 Hours Ago at 12:55PM.. redBadger November 2008 1,782 Posts Okay, so one time about a week ago, I had to leak, so I went to the bathroom and pulled the zipper down and put my penis over the toilet. As I pushed to get the urine out, I felt a tingling sensation in my nose. I knew it was a sneeze, and forgetting I was peeing, I sneezed. I accidently let go of my penis and my urine shot out like a cannon. Because I let go of my penis, the urine went all over the toilet and the wall behind it, and not in the intended toilet bowl. Also, my penis tip burned because the urine shot out so damn hard and opened my penis hole (I don't know what it's called) opened up beyond it's normal capabilities. That's my story. Reply x 104 x 7 x 3 x 3 x 2 x 2 x 1 Rated! Post #2 5 Hours Ago Olsfaer February 2008 418 Posts tasty.. is the hole back to normal? Reply Optimistic x 22 Funny x 2 Dumb x 1 Agree x 1 Post #3 5 Hours Ago Appolox December 2008 1,516 Posts So your penis now looks like a fire hose? Reply Funny x 41 Rated! Post #4 5 Hours Ago a-cookie May 2009 701 Posts Well lets hope it doesnt happen again and i shall refrain from sneezing Reply Optimistic x 1 Post #5 5 Hours Ago chaz13 August 2005 678 Posts I was hoping for something a bit more epic. Reply Agree x 42 Disagree x 3 Post #6 5 Hours Ago ZpankR September 2006 663 Posts Cool story, bro. It's worse if it happens when you're shitting. Believe me. Reply Funny x 34 Agree x 5 Dumb x 1 Post #7 5 Hours Ago K00n! February 2009 278 Posts thats fucking disgusting Reply Dumb x 3 Disagree x 2 Agree x 1 Post #8 5 Hours Ago NotMeh July 2008 2,829 Posts What does this have to do with the Wii? Reply x 7 x 5 x 3 x 2 x 2 Post #9 5 Hours Ago breakyourfac October 2006 506 Posts Urethra, also thread video. View YouTUBE video [url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=EmODpYPP5nY[/url] Reply Funny x 12 Agree x 2 Post #10 5 Hours Ago DaKakis June 2009 538 Posts i once pushed to hard and shitted on the floor Reply Funny x 36 Bad Spelling x 1 Polite/Nice/Friendly x 1 Bad Reading x 1 Post #11 5 Hours Ago Str4t0s May 2005 1,218 Posts Ouch. Edited: NotMeh posted: What does this have to do with the Wii? Wee = Wii Reply Funny x 17 Agree x 3 Post #12 5 Hours Ago MasterFen006 Gold Member December 2007 2,755 Posts At least it makes it easier to pee now eh? Reply Optimistic x 8 Post #13 5 Hours Ago cheeseman52 June 2007 1,448 Posts I had it when this happens to me also. Reply Post #14 5 Hours Ago Cheeseist May 2008 1,257 Posts NotMeh posted: What does this have to do with the Wii? He had to Wii-Wii Reply Late x 3 Dumb x 3 Funny x 2 Post #15 5 Hours Ago markg06 Gold Member September 2006 11,865 Posts Why didn't you just sneeze into your shoulder. Reply Dumb x 2 Bad Reading x 1 Post #16 5 Hours Ago Epidemick June 2009 864 Posts chaz13 posted: I was hoping for something a bit more epic. ye i wanted 9001 epic lulz xD Reply Dumb x 10 Agree x 2 Informative x 1 Post #17 5 Hours Ago Last edited by Kids4Sale; 5 Hours Ago at 01:07PM.. Kids4Sale October 2007 253 Posts Urethra got it or you don't when it comes to peeing and sneezing. Reply Funny x 3 Useful x 1 Post #18 5 Hours Ago jlj1 May 2008 756 Posts Well now I know. Reply Post #19 5 Hours Ago redBadger November 2008 1,782 Posts markg06 posted: Why didn't you just sneeze into your shoulder. Either way, I would have to let go of my penis. Reply Post #20 5 Hours Ago Flitchaye February 2006 383 Posts except for me i hate it when i sneeze and i fart at the same time in a crowded place FUCK Reply Funny x 10 Agree x 2 Post #21 5 Hours Ago Last edited by oO0Virus0Oo; 5 Hours Ago at 01:00PM.. oO0Virus0Oo April 2009 97 Posts Creepy story. This should make a good horror movie: "The pee hole man" Edited: I feel sorry for you. :C We will sure not sneeze while peeing now, unless we are dumb. O:
[QUOTE=misterv;18921562]it's worse laughing, believe me.[/QUOTE] It's worse shitting and sneezing.
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