I have this every day, but i don't burn my pee hole lol.
At least you didn't blow your asshole out.
[QUOTE=Dumba$$;18916398]I was peeing, i sneezed, i shat a little bit.[/QUOTE]
Hey there.
Greaaaattt thanks for sharing your story. and Im sorry it hurts.
Maybe if your pee hole is permanently expanded... It could be a + wit the ladies..
"hey baby, I gonna drop a load on you, a extra load because i sneezed when I peed.
[QUOTE=redBadger;18916008]Either way, I would have to let go of my penis.[/QUOTE]
What? No you wouldn't, just turn your head and sneeze.
[QUOTE=DaKakis;18915872]i once pushed to hard and shitted on the floor :frown:[/QUOTE]
When I was a kid and first sat on the toilet I fell with my ass down the bowl, was pretty funny.
I once shat so hard the shit couldn't flush,
I had to go and push it with the toilet stick-cleaner (I don't know the name) every 5 minutes for 30 minutes,
It went away eventually.
Penis hole is called the urinary meatus.
[QUOTE=Ginteru;18917066]I once shat so hard the shit couldn't flush,
I had to go and push it with the toilet stick-cleaner (I don't know the name) every 5 minutes for 30 minutes,
It went away eventually.[/QUOTE]
jesus christ.
[QUOTE=Ginteru;18917066]I once shat so hard the shit couldn't flush,
I had to go and push it with the toilet stick-cleaner (I don't know the name) every 5 minutes for 30 minutes,
It went away eventually.[/QUOTE]
Hahaha, I hate when toilet paper gets stuck in the toilet, you always pray when the water goes up.
Owned... haha
[QUOTE=Gyper;18916513]Relevant.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/3Bhm6.png[/img][/QUOTE]
I agree with this.
Also, this just gave me the need to pee, brb.
NEXT TIME, PEE LIKE A WOMAN! *shouts*
[QUOTE=Ginteru;18917066]I once shat so hard the shit couldn't flush,
I had to go and push it with the toilet stick-cleaner (I don't know the name) every 5 minutes for 30 minutes,
It went away eventually.[/QUOTE]
My brother does that every other week.
I've done this before, didn't hurt as much but still left a huge mess.
It's great fun.
gross
[QUOTE=redBadger;18915793]Okay, so one time about a week ago, I had to leak, so I went to the bathroom and pulled the zipper down and put my penis over the toilet.
As I pushed to get the urine out, I felt a tingling sensation in my nose. I knew it was a sneeze, and forgetting I was peeing, I sneezed.
I accidently let go of my penis and my urine shot out like a cannon. Because I let go of my penis, the urine went all over the toilet and the wall behind it, and not in the intended toilet bowl. Also, my penis tip burned because the urine shot out so damn hard and opened my penis hole (I don't know what it's called) opened up beyond it's normal capabilities.
That's my story.[/QUOTE]
Here's an advice from me. Do not sneeze just after you have immediately woken and stood up and are facing the wall less than 1 feet away. I'm sure you can tell why.
[quote=redBadger;18915793]opened my penis hole (I don't know what it's called)[/quote]
It's called the urethra.
I was expecting something more epic like it would have made you pee on your face or something.
kids don't piss while seizing or your fucking dick will explode with piss all over the place.
That is a nice story
Oh wow.
Why is the icon "Wii"?
Oh! :doh:
:geno: Ok..
This is one of the more gross things I've read all day :ohdear:
it's worse laughing, believe me.
[QUOTE=GreenDolphin;18918705]
It's called the Uthera.[/QUOTE]
WRONG
urethra
I just got the post icon.
:v:
[QUOTE=redBadger;18915793]Okay, so one time about a week ago, I had to leak, so I went to the bathroom and pulled the zipper down and put my penis over the toilet.
As I pushed to get the urine out, I felt a tingling sensation in my nose. I knew it was a sneeze, and forgetting I was peeing, I sneezed.
I accidently let go of my penis and my urine shot out like a cannon. Because I let go of my penis, the urine went all over the toilet and the wall behind it, and not in the intended toilet bowl. Also, my penis tip burned because the urine shot out so damn hard and opened my penis hole (I don't know what it's called) opened up beyond it's normal capabilities.
That's my story.[/QUOTE]
Start peeing into the bathtub for safety? :v:
I know when i sneeze i don't lose control like that.
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redBadger
November 2008
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Okay, so one time about a week ago, I had to leak, so I went to the bathroom and pulled the zipper down and put my penis over the toilet.
As I pushed to get the urine out, I felt a tingling sensation in my nose. I knew it was a sneeze, and forgetting I was peeing, I sneezed.
I accidently let go of my penis and my urine shot out like a cannon. Because I let go of my penis, the urine went all over the toilet and the wall behind it, and not in the intended toilet bowl. Also, my penis tip burned because the urine shot out so damn hard and opened my penis hole (I don't know what it's called) opened up beyond it's normal capabilities.
That's my story.
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Olsfaer
February 2008
418 Posts
tasty..
is the hole back to normal?
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Appolox
December 2008
1,516 Posts
So your penis now looks like a fire hose?
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a-cookie
May 2009
701 Posts
Well lets hope it doesnt happen again and i shall refrain from sneezing
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chaz13
August 2005
678 Posts I was hoping for something a bit more epic.
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September 2006
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Cool story, bro.
It's worse if it happens when you're shitting. Believe me.
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K00n!
February 2009
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thats fucking disgusting
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July 2008
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What does this have to do with the Wii?
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October 2006
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Urethra, also thread video.
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DaKakis
June 2009
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i once pushed to hard and shitted on the floor
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May 2005
1,218 Posts Ouch.
Edited:
NotMeh posted:
What does this have to do with the Wii?
Wee = Wii
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December 2007
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At least it makes it easier to pee now eh?
Reply Optimistic x 8 Post #13 5 Hours Ago
cheeseman52
June 2007
1,448 Posts
I had it when this happens to me also.
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Cheeseist
May 2008
1,257 Posts NotMeh posted:
What does this have to do with the Wii?
He had to Wii-Wii
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June 2009
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chaz13 posted:
I was hoping for something a bit more epic.
ye i wanted 9001 epic lulz xD
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October 2007
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jlj1
May 2008
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Well now I know.
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redBadger
November 2008
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markg06 posted:
Why didn't you just sneeze into your shoulder.
Either way, I would have to let go of my penis.
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Flitchaye
February 2006
383 Posts except for me
i hate it when i sneeze and i fart at the same time in a crowded place
FUCK
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oO0Virus0Oo
April 2009
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Creepy story. This should make a good horror movie: "The pee hole man"
Edited:
I feel sorry for you. :C
We will sure not sneeze while peeing now, unless we are dumb. O:
[editline]06:36PM[/editline]
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redBadger
November 2008
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Okay, so one time about a week ago, I had to leak, so I went to the bathroom and pulled the zipper down and put my penis over the toilet.
As I pushed to get the urine out, I felt a tingling sensation in my nose. I knew it was a sneeze, and forgetting I was peeing, I sneezed.
I accidently let go of my penis and my urine shot out like a cannon. Because I let go of my penis, the urine went all over the toilet and the wall behind it, and not in the intended toilet bowl. Also, my penis tip burned because the urine shot out so damn hard and opened my penis hole (I don't know what it's called) opened up beyond it's normal capabilities.
That's my story.
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Olsfaer
February 2008
418 Posts
tasty..
is the hole back to normal?
Reply Optimistic x 22 Funny x 2 Dumb x 1 Agree x 1 Post #3 5 Hours Ago
Appolox
December 2008
1,516 Posts
So your penis now looks like a fire hose?
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a-cookie
May 2009
701 Posts
Well lets hope it doesnt happen again and i shall refrain from sneezing
Reply Optimistic x 1 Post #5 5 Hours Ago
chaz13
August 2005
678 Posts I was hoping for something a bit more epic.
Reply Agree x 42 Disagree x 3 Post #6 5 Hours Ago
ZpankR
September 2006
663 Posts
Cool story, bro.
It's worse if it happens when you're shitting. Believe me.
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K00n!
February 2009
278 Posts
thats fucking disgusting
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NotMeh
July 2008
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What does this have to do with the Wii?
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October 2006
506 Posts
Urethra, also thread video.
View YouTUBE video
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DaKakis
June 2009
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i once pushed to hard and shitted on the floor
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Str4t0s
May 2005
1,218 Posts Ouch.
Edited:
NotMeh posted:
What does this have to do with the Wii?
Wee = Wii
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December 2007
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At least it makes it easier to pee now eh?
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cheeseman52
June 2007
1,448 Posts
I had it when this happens to me also.
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Cheeseist
May 2008
1,257 Posts NotMeh posted:
What does this have to do with the Wii?
He had to Wii-Wii
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June 2009
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chaz13 posted:
I was hoping for something a bit more epic.
ye i wanted 9001 epic lulz xD
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October 2007
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jlj1
May 2008
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Well now I know.
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redBadger
November 2008
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markg06 posted:
Why didn't you just sneeze into your shoulder.
Either way, I would have to let go of my penis.
Reply Post #20 5 Hours Ago
Flitchaye
February 2006
383 Posts except for me
i hate it when i sneeze and i fart at the same time in a crowded place
FUCK
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oO0Virus0Oo
April 2009
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Creepy story. This should make a good horror movie: "The pee hole man"
Edited:
I feel sorry for you. :C
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redBadger
November 2008
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Okay, so one time about a week ago, I had to leak, so I went to the bathroom and pulled the zipper down and put my penis over the toilet.
As I pushed to get the urine out, I felt a tingling sensation in my nose. I knew it was a sneeze, and forgetting I was peeing, I sneezed.
I accidently let go of my penis and my urine shot out like a cannon. Because I let go of my penis, the urine went all over the toilet and the wall behind it, and not in the intended toilet bowl. Also, my penis tip burned because the urine shot out so damn hard and opened my penis hole (I don't know what it's called) opened up beyond it's normal capabilities.
That's my story.
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Olsfaer
February 2008
418 Posts
tasty..
is the hole back to normal?
Reply Optimistic x 22 Funny x 2 Dumb x 1 Agree x 1 Post #3 5 Hours Ago
Appolox
December 2008
1,516 Posts
So your penis now looks like a fire hose?
Reply Funny x 41 Rated! Post #4 5 Hours Ago
a-cookie
May 2009
701 Posts
Well lets hope it doesnt happen again and i shall refrain from sneezing
Reply Optimistic x 1 Post #5 5 Hours Ago
chaz13
August 2005
678 Posts I was hoping for something a bit more epic.
Reply Agree x 42 Disagree x 3 Post #6 5 Hours Ago
ZpankR
September 2006
663 Posts
Cool story, bro.
It's worse if it happens when you're shitting. Believe me.
Reply Funny x 34 Agree x 5 Dumb x 1 Post #7 5 Hours Ago
K00n!
February 2009
278 Posts
thats fucking disgusting
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NotMeh
July 2008
2,829 Posts
What does this have to do with the Wii?
Reply x 7 x 5 x 3 x 2 x 2 Post #9 5 Hours Ago
breakyourfac
October 2006
506 Posts
Urethra, also thread video.
View YouTUBE video
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Reply Funny x 12 Agree x 2 Post #10 5 Hours Ago
DaKakis
June 2009
538 Posts
i once pushed to hard and shitted on the floor
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Str4t0s
May 2005
1,218 Posts Ouch.
Edited:
NotMeh posted:
What does this have to do with the Wii?
Wee = Wii
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MasterFen006
Gold Member
December 2007
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At least it makes it easier to pee now eh?
Reply Optimistic x 8 Post #13 5 Hours Ago
cheeseman52
June 2007
1,448 Posts
I had it when this happens to me also.
Reply Post #14 5 Hours Ago
Cheeseist
May 2008
1,257 Posts NotMeh posted:
What does this have to do with the Wii?
He had to Wii-Wii
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September 2006
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June 2009
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chaz13 posted:
I was hoping for something a bit more epic.
ye i wanted 9001 epic lulz xD
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Kids4Sale
October 2007
253 Posts Urethra got it or you don't when it comes to peeing and sneezing.
Reply Funny x 3 Useful x 1 Post #18 5 Hours Ago
jlj1
May 2008
756 Posts
Well now I know.
Reply Post #19 5 Hours Ago
redBadger
November 2008
1,782 Posts
markg06 posted:
Why didn't you just sneeze into your shoulder.
Either way, I would have to let go of my penis.
Reply Post #20 5 Hours Ago
Flitchaye
February 2006
383 Posts except for me
i hate it when i sneeze and i fart at the same time in a crowded place
FUCK
Reply Funny x 10 Agree x 2 Post #21 5 Hours Ago Last edited by oO0Virus0Oo; 5 Hours Ago at 01:00PM..
oO0Virus0Oo
April 2009
97 Posts
Creepy story. This should make a good horror movie: "The pee hole man"
Edited:
I feel sorry for you. :C
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redBadger
November 2008
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Okay, so one time about a week ago, I had to leak, so I went to the bathroom and pulled the zipper down and put my penis over the toilet.
As I pushed to get the urine out, I felt a tingling sensation in my nose. I knew it was a sneeze, and forgetting I was peeing, I sneezed.
I accidently let go of my penis and my urine shot out like a cannon. Because I let go of my penis, the urine went all over the toilet and the wall behind it, and not in the intended toilet bowl. Also, my penis tip burned because the urine shot out so damn hard and opened my penis hole (I don't know what it's called) opened up beyond it's normal capabilities.
That's my story.
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Olsfaer
February 2008
418 Posts
tasty..
is the hole back to normal?
Reply Optimistic x 22 Funny x 2 Dumb x 1 Agree x 1 Post #3 5 Hours Ago
Appolox
December 2008
1,516 Posts
So your penis now looks like a fire hose?
Reply Funny x 41 Rated! Post #4 5 Hours Ago
a-cookie
May 2009
701 Posts
Well lets hope it doesnt happen again and i shall refrain from sneezing
Reply Optimistic x 1 Post #5 5 Hours Ago
chaz13
August 2005
678 Posts I was hoping for something a bit more epic.
Reply Agree x 42 Disagree x 3 Post #6 5 Hours Ago
ZpankR
September 2006
663 Posts
Cool story, bro.
It's worse if it happens when you're shitting. Believe me.
Reply Funny x 34 Agree x 5 Dumb x 1 Post #7 5 Hours Ago
K00n!
February 2009
278 Posts
thats fucking disgusting
Reply Dumb x 3 Disagree x 2 Agree x 1 Post #8 5 Hours Ago
NotMeh
July 2008
2,829 Posts
What does this have to do with the Wii?
Reply x 7 x 5 x 3 x 2 x 2 Post #9 5 Hours Ago
breakyourfac
October 2006
506 Posts
Urethra, also thread video.
View YouTUBE video
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Reply Funny x 12 Agree x 2 Post #10 5 Hours Ago
DaKakis
June 2009
538 Posts
i once pushed to hard and shitted on the floor
Reply Funny x 36 Bad Spelling x 1 Polite/Nice/Friendly x 1 Bad Reading x 1 Post #11 5 Hours Ago
Str4t0s
May 2005
1,218 Posts Ouch.
Edited:
NotMeh posted:
What does this have to do with the Wii?
Wee = Wii
Reply Funny x 17 Agree x 3 Post #12 5 Hours Ago
MasterFen006
Gold Member
December 2007
2,755 Posts
At least it makes it easier to pee now eh?
Reply Optimistic x 8 Post #13 5 Hours Ago
cheeseman52
June 2007
1,448 Posts
I had it when this happens to me also.
Reply Post #14 5 Hours Ago
Cheeseist
May 2008
1,257 Posts NotMeh posted:
What does this have to do with the Wii?
He had to Wii-Wii
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Gold Member
September 2006
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June 2009
864 Posts
chaz13 posted:
I was hoping for something a bit more epic.
ye i wanted 9001 epic lulz xD
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Kids4Sale
October 2007
253 Posts Urethra got it or you don't when it comes to peeing and sneezing.
Reply Funny x 3 Useful x 1 Post #18 5 Hours Ago
jlj1
May 2008
756 Posts
Well now I know.
Reply Post #19 5 Hours Ago
redBadger
November 2008
1,782 Posts
markg06 posted:
Why didn't you just sneeze into your shoulder.
Either way, I would have to let go of my penis.
Reply Post #20 5 Hours Ago
Flitchaye
February 2006
383 Posts except for me
i hate it when i sneeze and i fart at the same time in a crowded place
FUCK
Reply Funny x 10 Agree x 2 Post #21 5 Hours Ago Last edited by oO0Virus0Oo; 5 Hours Ago at 01:00PM..
oO0Virus0Oo
April 2009
97 Posts
Creepy story. This should make a good horror movie: "The pee hole man"
Edited:
I feel sorry for you. :C
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redBadger
November 2008
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Okay, so one time about a week ago, I had to leak, so I went to the bathroom and pulled the zipper down and put my penis over the toilet.
As I pushed to get the urine out, I felt a tingling sensation in my nose. I knew it was a sneeze, and forgetting I was peeing, I sneezed.
I accidently let go of my penis and my urine shot out like a cannon. Because I let go of my penis, the urine went all over the toilet and the wall behind it, and not in the intended toilet bowl. Also, my penis tip burned because the urine shot out so damn hard and opened my penis hole (I don't know what it's called) opened up beyond it's normal capabilities.
That's my story.
Reply x 104 x 7 x 3 x 3 x 2 x 2 x 1 Rated! Post #2 5 Hours Ago
Olsfaer
February 2008
418 Posts
tasty..
is the hole back to normal?
Reply Optimistic x 22 Funny x 2 Dumb x 1 Agree x 1 Post #3 5 Hours Ago
Appolox
December 2008
1,516 Posts
So your penis now looks like a fire hose?
Reply Funny x 41 Rated! Post #4 5 Hours Ago
a-cookie
May 2009
701 Posts
Well lets hope it doesnt happen again and i shall refrain from sneezing
Reply Optimistic x 1 Post #5 5 Hours Ago
chaz13
August 2005
678 Posts I was hoping for something a bit more epic.
Reply Agree x 42 Disagree x 3 Post #6 5 Hours Ago
ZpankR
September 2006
663 Posts
Cool story, bro.
It's worse if it happens when you're shitting. Believe me.
Reply Funny x 34 Agree x 5 Dumb x 1 Post #7 5 Hours Ago
K00n!
February 2009
278 Posts
thats fucking disgusting
Reply Dumb x 3 Disagree x 2 Agree x 1 Post #8 5 Hours Ago
NotMeh
July 2008
2,829 Posts
What does this have to do with the Wii?
Reply x 7 x 5 x 3 x 2 x 2 Post #9 5 Hours Ago
breakyourfac
October 2006
506 Posts
Urethra, also thread video.
View YouTUBE video
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Reply Funny x 12 Agree x 2 Post #10 5 Hours Ago
DaKakis
June 2009
538 Posts
i once pushed to hard and shitted on the floor
Reply Funny x 36 Bad Spelling x 1 Polite/Nice/Friendly x 1 Bad Reading x 1 Post #11 5 Hours Ago
Str4t0s
May 2005
1,218 Posts Ouch.
Edited:
NotMeh posted:
What does this have to do with the Wii?
Wee = Wii
Reply Funny x 17 Agree x 3 Post #12 5 Hours Ago
MasterFen006
Gold Member
December 2007
2,755 Posts
At least it makes it easier to pee now eh?
Reply Optimistic x 8 Post #13 5 Hours Ago
cheeseman52
June 2007
1,448 Posts
I had it when this happens to me also.
Reply Post #14 5 Hours Ago
Cheeseist
May 2008
1,257 Posts NotMeh posted:
What does this have to do with the Wii?
He had to Wii-Wii
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markg06
Gold Member
September 2006
11,865 Posts Why didn't you just sneeze into your shoulder.
Reply Dumb x 2 Bad Reading x 1 Post #16 5 Hours Ago
Epidemick
June 2009
864 Posts
chaz13 posted:
I was hoping for something a bit more epic.
ye i wanted 9001 epic lulz xD
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Kids4Sale
October 2007
253 Posts Urethra got it or you don't when it comes to peeing and sneezing.
Reply Funny x 3 Useful x 1 Post #18 5 Hours Ago
jlj1
May 2008
756 Posts
Well now I know.
Reply Post #19 5 Hours Ago
redBadger
November 2008
1,782 Posts
markg06 posted:
Why didn't you just sneeze into your shoulder.
Either way, I would have to let go of my penis.
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Flitchaye
February 2006
383 Posts except for me
i hate it when i sneeze and i fart at the same time in a crowded place
FUCK
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oO0Virus0Oo
April 2009
97 Posts
Creepy story. This should make a good horror movie: "The pee hole man"
Edited:
I feel sorry for you. :C
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redBadger
November 2008
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Okay, so one time about a week ago, I had to leak, so I went to the bathroom and pulled the zipper down and put my penis over the toilet.
As I pushed to get the urine out, I felt a tingling sensation in my nose. I knew it was a sneeze, and forgetting I was peeing, I sneezed.
I accidently let go of my penis and my urine shot out like a cannon. Because I let go of my penis, the urine went all over the toilet and the wall behind it, and not in the intended toilet bowl. Also, my penis tip burned because the urine shot out so damn hard and opened my penis hole (I don't know what it's called) opened up beyond it's normal capabilities.
That's my story.
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Olsfaer
February 2008
418 Posts
tasty..
is the hole back to normal?
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Appolox
December 2008
1,516 Posts
So your penis now looks like a fire hose?
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a-cookie
May 2009
701 Posts
Well lets hope it doesnt happen again and i shall refrain from sneezing
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chaz13
August 2005
678 Posts I was hoping for something a bit more epic.
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ZpankR
September 2006
663 Posts
Cool story, bro.
It's worse if it happens when you're shitting. Believe me.
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K00n!
February 2009
278 Posts
thats fucking disgusting
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NotMeh
July 2008
2,829 Posts
What does this have to do with the Wii?
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breakyourfac
October 2006
506 Posts
Urethra, also thread video.
View YouTUBE video
[url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=EmODpYPP5nY[/url]
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DaKakis
June 2009
538 Posts
i once pushed to hard and shitted on the floor
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Str4t0s
May 2005
1,218 Posts Ouch.
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NotMeh posted:
What does this have to do with the Wii?
Wee = Wii
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MasterFen006
Gold Member
December 2007
2,755 Posts
At least it makes it easier to pee now eh?
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cheeseman52
June 2007
1,448 Posts
I had it when this happens to me also.
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Cheeseist
May 2008
1,257 Posts NotMeh posted:
What does this have to do with the Wii?
He had to Wii-Wii
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markg06
Gold Member
September 2006
11,865 Posts Why didn't you just sneeze into your shoulder.
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Epidemick
June 2009
864 Posts
chaz13 posted:
I was hoping for something a bit more epic.
ye i wanted 9001 epic lulz xD
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Kids4Sale
October 2007
253 Posts Urethra got it or you don't when it comes to peeing and sneezing.
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jlj1
May 2008
756 Posts
Well now I know.
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redBadger
November 2008
1,782 Posts
markg06 posted:
Why didn't you just sneeze into your shoulder.
Either way, I would have to let go of my penis.
Reply Post #20 5 Hours Ago
Flitchaye
February 2006
383 Posts except for me
i hate it when i sneeze and i fart at the same time in a crowded place
FUCK
Reply Funny x 10 Agree x 2 Post #21 5 Hours Ago Last edited by oO0Virus0Oo; 5 Hours Ago at 01:00PM..
oO0Virus0Oo
April 2009
97 Posts
Creepy story. This should make a good horror movie: "The pee hole man"
Edited:
I feel sorry for you. :C
We will sure not sneeze while peeing now, unless we are dumb. O:
[QUOTE=misterv;18921562]it's worse laughing, believe me.[/QUOTE]
It's worse shitting and sneezing.
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