• Do not Sneeze While Peeing: My Story
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[QUOTE=Ginteru;18917066]I once shat so hard the shit couldn't flush, I had to go and push it with the toilet stick-cleaner (I don't know the name) every 5 minutes for 30 minutes, It went away eventually.[/QUOTE] I did that before. It was a huge shit, and eventually after going down it came back up like half an hour later. :tinfoil: I named him Bob. :3:
Holy shit (piss?) I lol'd.
I Fell asleep while pissing once, I really don't think you should try that. I don't think I have to explain what happened because you al lhave an imagination.
[QUOTE=Gyper;18916513]Relevant. [img]http://i.imgur.com/3Bhm6.png[/img][/QUOTE] Made me laugh SO HARD. HAHAHAHA
"shot out like a cannon" HAHAHHAHAH, OH SHIT!!!
It sucks especially when you're in a public washroom and you do this :(.
this happened to me but i sneezed and farted instead it hurt :cawg:
Ahhhh. . . AHHH.. CHOOO, OHSHI-
According to my calculations, if you sneeze, laugh, fart and cough at the same time during urination, your penis will explode and your organs will be expelled through your anus.
Happened to me too, fucking hurt.
This is why I use one hand to piss.
I learned this long ago. Coughing is a bad idea too.
[QUOTE=Benie;18930621]This is why I use one hand to piss.[/QUOTE] What do you use the other one for? :smug:
[QUOTE=ssa gib A;18931015]What do you use the other one for? :smug:[/QUOTE] Handkerchief. I always get allergies everytime I wake up.
I've done this like 3 times, it's a curse, really.
All I have to say is Ouch.
Would read again
Coughing while peeing hurts.
I've learned that lesson, but I don't clean up my piss unless it's noticeable.
Not as epic as when I sneezed while taking a shit. That fucker shot out like a fucking missile and splashed urine/water all over my ass...
[QUOTE=LSK;18931725]Not as epic as when I sneezed while taking a shit. That fucker shot out like a fucking missile and splashed urine/water all over my ass...[/QUOTE] Yeah, I hate the backsplash...
I find sneezing while you are drinking or eating is the worst. Very messy.
Yeah. Nothing like snot in your OJ... ugh. Even the thought makes my stomach upset.
I remember one time I had a heaping mouthful of rice and I sneezed. It was everywhere.
[QUOTE=redBadger;18915793]Also, my penis tip burned because the urine shot out so damn hard and opened my penis hole (I don't know what it's called) opened up beyond it's normal capabilities.[/QUOTE] What the fuck is wrong with your dick? :aaa:
A+ thread, would lol again. Seriously, i laughed, then sneezed all over my laptop :frown:
[QUOTE=Ginteru;18917066]I once shat so hard the shit couldn't flush, I had to go and push it with the toilet stick-cleaner (I don't know the name) every 5 minutes for 30 minutes, It went away eventually.[/QUOTE] That happened to me once, I spent an hour in the bathroom just so people couldn't walk in and discover it.
:ccb: This is my comment to this.
Guys I want you to all try something. Piss and cough at the same time. I'm telling you it can't be done!
OP deserves a title Piss Rocket
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