[QUOTE=redBadger;18915793]Okay, so one time about a week ago, I had to leak, so I went to the bathroom and pulled the zipper down and put my penis over the toilet.
As I pushed to get the urine out, I felt a tingling sensation in my nose. I knew it was a sneeze, and forgetting I was peeing, I sneezed.
I accidently let go of my penis and my urine shot out like a cannon. Because I let go of my penis, the urine went all over the toilet and the wall behind it, and not in the intended toilet bowl. Also, my penis tip burned because the urine shot out so damn hard and opened my penis hole (I don't know what it's called) opened up beyond it's normal capabilities.
That's my story.[/QUOTE]
Its happen to me alot
Lol now you can do that urethra dildo thing... seriously... dont ever look that up D:
Sounds like you have a very exciting life.
sneezed whilst chopping carrots once... shit was ugly
[sp] that carrot had the shittiest chopping job ever afterwards [/sp]
I started laughing so hard I nearly choked on the pizza I was eating.
At least it didn't hit you in the face.
i just sneesed wile peeing [and doing a number 2 at the same time as reading this thread on meh dsi] and tbh it was the same as peeing normaly
I can't stop laughing after reading the thread. :v:
I have sneezed whilst chewing a fork and knocked a tooth out once.
I need to sneeze AND pee right now. I'm gonna go try it.
I read the thread title and lol'd hard
[QUOTE=Chopstick;18916168]This is why i sit down when i pee so it doesn't matter.[/QUOTE]
I thought it was because since your dick is small you did not want to make a mess ?
I once laughed while peeing. I was just standing there, and I started thinking about family guy, and my penis started flying all over the place, and got all over the wall and toilet back.
What's with all these piss threads?
[QUOTE=Bengley;18941714]I need to sneeze AND pee right now. I'm gonna go try it.[/QUOTE]
Tell me how it turns out. Hopefully you're more lucky than I.
Something similar happened to me a few days ago. I drank like 4 bottles of water and I really had to piss, so I finally got in the bathroom and while I was pissing, I accidentally pushed my ballsac into the way and piss shot out in every direction. Went all over the floor, behind the toilet, on the walls, on me, in the bath tub. When I had cleaned it all up, I walked out of the room and there was even some in the hallway.
I just spat my tea everywhere. Thanks.
[QUOTE=BISCUIT_TINS;18945361]I just spat my tea everywhere. Thanks.[/QUOTE]
Your welcome.
You talked about your penis a lot didn't you....
[QUOTE=LSK;18931725]Not as epic as when I sneezed while taking a shit. That fucker shot out like a fucking missile and splashed urine/water all over my ass...[/QUOTE]
:cawg::cawg: oh man i lol'd hard!
Why did you let go of your dick? More importantly, why didn't you stop pissing when you knew you had to sneeze?
How many people hold their dick when pissing seriously? :crossarms:
[QUOTE=Gyper;18916513]Relevant.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/3Bhm6.png[/img][/QUOTE]
<3
I lol'ed.
This is the best thread ever.
[QUOTE=redBadger;18915793] my penis hole (I don't know what it's called) opened up beyond it's normal capabilities.[/QUOTE]
Fucking rofl.
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