• Dr. Alex Jones; Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love FEMA - A look at the NWO Theory
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[QUOTE=markg06;30257749]I've seen on the prison planet forums people actually discussing reptilians and I doubt they were trolling.[/QUOTE] Well men, we do need some cleansing actually. Idiot cleansing. Prepare the ovens, theres about to be a lot of stupid aflame. [img]http://www.industrialoven.co.uk/images/industrial-oven-image2.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;30257796]Well men, we do need some cleansing actually. Idiot cleansing. Prepare the ovens, theres about to be a lot of stupid aflame. [img]http://www.industrialoven.co.uk/images/industrial-oven-image2.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] That's a bit redundant FEMA already has death camps silly.
I'm glad you put this stuff into perspective. However, I'm sure those that believe this stuff are far too deep to see the rational conclusions you have come to as logical. These people scare the shit outta me sometimes.
[QUOTE=Baldr 2.0;30258486]OP IS PAID BY THE NWO DON'T LISTEN TO HIS CRAP!!![/QUOTE] paid by the nwo to debunk them. yep.
[QUOTE=DogGunn;30258575]paid by the nwo to debunk them. yep.[/QUOTE] :ssh: It's all a trick the reptilians are everywhere and everyone!
So that's why FEMA was in Deus Ex huh I never would have figured it was an actual conspiracy theory.
[QUOTE=Cpl. Combine;30249819]This is one of the best threads I've seen on FP, scary thing is, A LOT of people believe this shit, my uncle is one of them ...we don't talk to him anymore...[/QUOTE] My Mom believes this shit, and I have to talk to her. She brings it up [i]every goddamn time[/i] we talk too.
crishdman is a conspiracy theorist with a sore buttocks
[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;30259174]My Mom believes this shit, and I have to talk to her. She brings it up [I]every goddamn time[/I] we talk too.[/QUOTE]People believe what they want to believe, its like talking with my grandad, he always goes into "I'm older, I'm better than you in every way":suicide:
An excellent thread, well worth the read. If you were aiming to show logic to conspiracy theorists, then I fear it to be misguided, for they are far too deep into it. But as an inoculation for the easily misled or simply those new to the crazy world of conspiracy theories, it's right on target.
Nice read. Bit of it's old news if you're into this stuff, but I'd never heard of the train one before, that's a laugh riot. Good choice in thread music as well. [QUOTE=Garik;30257586]Wait a second... if i understand correctly, some conspiracy theorists actually believe in reptilians? Oh my god. :psyduck:[/QUOTE] There are still people who believe the earth is flat. So, you know, when the rest of us are going "oh, neat" at the occasional satellite, they think molemen are firing decoys to distract us while they steal our potted meats and truck tires.
This really reminds me of something you'd see in an X-files episode. Excellent read OP. Also, Bohemian Grove [img]http://piratenews.org/bohemian-grove-owl-ceremony-day-bw.jpg[/img]
i remember there was a theory that walt disney was financed by aliens to create cartoons that subconsciously influenced children to peel off their skin so it would be easier for FEMA to collect their blood which they would use in some kind of satanic ritual.
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I think the government made the plague on purpose to get rid of the population growth.
[quote]FEMA trains[/quote] ? [IMG]http://images.wikia.com/half-life/en/images/5/51/Razor_train1.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Re-y-tard;30256477]1. Everyone is in on it. 2. Even the military. 3. You're also in on it, you just don't know it... yet. So it's totally possible... totally.[/QUOTE] Name fits. Just sayin'
[QUOTE=Re-y-tard;30256477]1. Everyone is in on it. 2. Even the military. 3. You're also in on it, you just don't know it... yet. So it's totally possible... totally.[/QUOTE] If everyone's in on it, you too are an agent of the NWO. Why should we believe you?
Amute has one again succeeded in finding the lowest common denominator in the groups in question, blowing them out of proportion, and making it look like it's the ultimate reality of what people actually think (and here's a hint: none of the people I know who believe in chemtrails, black operations, or the NWO in general also believe it's being put on by lizard illuminati). He's also a repeat troll and ban evader. Why are any of you even listening to this guy? Bravo.
HEY, LISTEN! Someone PM'd me their thoughts on this. I figure I'll present them and look up the facts regarding them: [quote]As a conspiracy theorist myself, and a fan of Alex Jones[/quote]This is shit I don't understand, Alex Jones isn't exactly a good honest guy. [quote]I still have to agree with what you said in your article. But these things are false to even the most common individuals with a proper common sense. These topics are not the things you should be looking at though, even though it was good that someone factually them.[/quote]Most of these claims I got off Prisonplanet and infowars, websites hosted by Jones. Hell, there's even a section of the forums for things like the FEMA camps and 9/11 false flag theory. [quote]Satanists use something called the Qabalah.[/quote]I have scoured through a few Satanist blogs and forums, and found nothing of note regarding this. I googled it everywhich way, and I know a few Satanists. No one has ever mentioned this. Now, that's not to say some don't actually use it. But can you really name me a Satanist, who isn't an angsty teenager or just a really weird adult? Sure, some intelligent "Satanist" You know what a Satanist REALLY is? Satan comes from Hebrew, it means "adversary". That's what most Satantist understand, as a majority of them are LaVeyan Satanists. They're atheists with mascara basically. Very few Satanists actually believe in Lucifer. [quote]This is a book[/quote]NOPE! The Hermetic Qabalah Is not a book. [quote]That links back to the Esoteric traditions of ancient Jewish belief.[/quote]It doesn't link, it draws influence from Kabbalah, I know about Kabbalah, because I used to be a very religious Jew and I read up on most of our traditions, defunct or not. [quote]This book was first discovered by the Knights Templar after they defeated the Muslim forces of Israel.[/quote]First off, the Jewish Kabbalah was in Europe even before the Crusades. Second of all, this means the Europeans, mind you this was in France and Spain, two huge contenders in the Crusader army of the church, so the general idea of this old Jewish mysticism was well known. So IF the Templars found the Hermetic Qabalah, than they shouldn't be so shocked. Now, for the truth: The Hermetic Qabalah was created based off Kabbalah in Europe. It was Giovanni Pico della Mirandola, an Itallian count, who spearheaded the syncretic view of the Jewish Kabbalah. These are the origins. It was further crafted by a German Priest, Athanasius Kircher. This all happened 200 years after the last Crusade. [quote]That means that the basis of satanism today was first discovered by the Knight's Templar.[/quote]A: It is not the basis for Satanism B: The Knights Templar did not discover it. [quote]The Knights Templar later became the Freemason's. I recommend this documentary that shows all of this. [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvTPolGOlX4&feature=channel_video_title[/URL] (this includes all parts of it)[/quote]The Templars inspired the Free Masons. I don't know where conspiracy theorists get the idea that they somehow became it. "The story of the secretive yet powerful medieval Templars, especially their persecution and sudden dissolution, has been a tempting source for many other groups which have used alleged connections with the Templars as a way of enhancing their own image and mystery." [quote]I don't know if you ever heard of this, but this is the Bohemian Club. [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohemian_Grove[/URL] They are made up of scientists, world leaders, famous artists, etc. Even the people who first authorized and invented the first atomic bomb were part of them. These people get together and perform mock-human sacrifices of children. [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_PAqT2JZOw&feature=channel_video_title[/URL] (yes I know it's Alex Jones)[/quote]Right on the wikipedia, you're proven wrong. The "Human Sacrafice" is called the Cremation of Care. It isn't a human sacrifice, it's a mock cremation ceremony from a late 1800's play written by James Bowman. It's a symbolic ritual. The only people who seem to think this is some sort of human sacrifice and shady ceremony is Alex Jones and Channel 4. And even then, Jon Ronson, the Channel 4 person who worked with Alex Jones, later said: "My lasting impression was of an all-pervading sense of immaturity: the Elvis impersonators, the pseudo-pagan spooky rituals, the heavy drinking. These people might have reached the apex of their professions but emotionally they seemed trapped in their college years." There is a lot of heavy drinking in Bohemian Grove, lots of frat boy style rituals. It's nothing more than a immature club for rich people who miss their college years. So yeah, if you think there's anything shady going on at Bohemian Grove, you're paranoid. [quote]This is the Georgia Guidestones. These massive pillars are nicknamed "America's Stonehenge". They have commandments written on them, but for who? Nobody knows. The monument is Astronomically oriented in a similar way to the pyramids at Giza. [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_Guidestones#History[/URL] Many prophesize that it represents the NWO. [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_Guidestones[/URL][/quote]The Georgia Guidestones were built and commissioned by some jackass under an alias of R.C. Christian in 1979, There's nothing mysterious about it other than what the guy said. This is also similar to the Nazi New Order. Does that mean Nazi's invaded the US government? [quote]Here is something that I came across that is rarely known to anyone. The article is titled "The District of Cydonia". Cydonia is a region on mars that contains many strange geometric shapes, including the "face of mars". The article shows exact evidence that Washington D.C. is an exact representation of Cydonia. Even though Washington D.C. was built before any telescope or satellite was able to see Cydonia. [URL="http://www.startinglinks.net/cydoniaufo/WASHINGTON%20DISTRICT%20OF%20CYDONIA/"]http://www.startinglinks.net/cydoniaufo/WASHINGTON%20DISTRICT%20OF%20CYDONIA/[/URL][/quote]Cydonia is nothing more than a piece of land with a huge land mass that kinda looks like a face. Here's a Hi-def, NASA satellite image of the face, close up. [URL]http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/mgs/msss/camera/images/moc_5_24_01/face/face_E03-00824_proc.gif[/URL] Not too spectacular when it's not a blurry snapshot from far away, is it? The article you posted is a pretty factually inaccurate: First off, DC was built about 150 years before the "Face on Mars" was first imaged. Second, here's a huge problem with his linking of buildings. DC is built like a grid. I've been to DC, this is what everyone tells you, they built the streets as a grid, to make it easier to find your way. So you'll find some symmetry, yeah. However, this guy seems to pick buildings at random to carve some sort of shape out of it. and in the end, it STILL has nothing to do with Cydonia. Even then, he fucking uses the Potomic as evidence of this design. The potomic is a god damn natural river. Like wtf is this guy on. He put more thought into this than the builders ever did. [quote]Another very interesting article on Cydonia. [URL]http://www.goroadachi.com/etemenanki/martian-message.htm[/URL][/quote]Again, more speculation and if the Martians really did intend this to be a message, they need to try again, because one nutter with a website and too much time on his hands isn't really going to convince humanity. [quote]Here is a video that shows the true history behind the number 666. [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPOqHA36Umc&feature=channel_video_title[/URL] (he may be a religious freak but he does make some very good observations)[/quote]666 was an misinterpretation, even religious scholars agree, nothing new. For the record, Gorilla 199 is a fucking lunatic. I'd sooner trust some homeless guy prophesying the end of times over him. If you want some videos on refuting him, look up TheAmazingAtheist. He has more patience with Gorilla199 than I do. [quote]Here is a video that describes that the video game Resident Evil is based on the Knights Templar, Freemasons and Illuminati. (I know its kind of crazy with the Mary poppins shit but ignore that...) Go to 6:05 [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-GRdtdLCfs&feature=channel_video_title[/URL][/quote]You're right, I'll ignore it. The whole thing in fact. Here's a comment by the uploader: "haarp , them, is umbrella, ¿understand to me? is corporation pyramid, only, but with subliminals messages about atomic and state zombie, (Zombies in games everywhere) subliminales messages in COD black ops, yes them in billion of games, in games it's everywhere, this must be stopped, the new world order must be destroyed !!! ony policeman* in spain granada speak with me, and i open the mind with test to policeman, awakening, i am not crazy !!! they , the ellite is the screeballs, crazys!!" Yeah, no, I'm not touching that. Fuck that. [quote]I recommend you read the books "The Key" by Whitley Strieber[/quote]I'm not reading a book by a guy who thinks he was abducted by aliens. [quote]"The Keys of Enoch" by (forgot name lol). Both of these books are available at Border's. These Book's changed my life. They may be the most important books I have, and will ever read.[/quote]You should read Catcher in the Rye. [quote]They outline the meaning of everything, and why we exist.[/quote]I'm sure Dr. I got abducted and J.J I'm likened to Marion Keech don't have any more thought on why we exist than say, a drunk homeless guy. [quote]I highly recommend them to everyone of all ages (high school and above lol).[/quote]Yes, fill youth with delusions of grandeur and secretive knowledge, that'll help!. [quote]"The Key" tells us that our species is doomed unless we can overcome the number one evil that is plaguing our Earth today; government secrets.[/quote]I think things like Money, or fundamentalist religion or climate change or like crime is a little bit more important than what's going on at Area 51 and what REALLY happened to JFK. Yeah, Governments lie, I will admit. But they aren't alone. Banks lie, Corporations lie and so do people, to themselves. The issue isn't governments hiding things, the issue is what governments openly do. [quote]And "The Keys of Enoch" tells us what Heaven truly is, and what demons and Hell really are.[/quote]And how the fuck does this guy know? [quote]These books are both based on supernatural experiences that have happened to the authors. Another thing you may be interested in is the meta-physics section at the library or bookstore. I would tear through those books if I could, even though I hate reading.[/quote]I met a guy in France who thought he was Daisy, ordered we water him every day. Just because they THINK they had some eye-opening experience happen to they probably imagined/made it all up. Ever thought about that? I have plenty of books on meta-physics as of now. [quote]I also read that your a reporter/journalist (one of the two) so I recommend not joining the National Press Club... [URL]http://www.ghosttheory.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/national_press_club.jpg[/URL] As you can see there are satanic symbols written all over over it. For example, the owl of the bohemian grove, the curved staff of Satan, and the Masonic lamp and flame...[/quote]I've met a few people who were in the National Press club, most they had to do was hang their coat up. Unless hanging your coat is some symbolic ritual of sacrificing children. The symbols mean nothing because a lamp, a squiggly line, a stick and an owl mean literally THOUSANDS of different things to thousands of different groups and ideas. SEE THAT BOOK? IT'S A HARRY POTTER BOOK! obviously [quote]Oh, and if you type in cross of Baphomet (Satan) on google images, you get something like this: [URL]http://www.omegatimes.com/archiveimages/2005/06/12_8.jpg[/URL] [URL]http://www.biblestudysite.com/adulte3.jpg[/URL] Then, here it is on the head of a 33 degree Freemason: [URL]http://media.photobucket.com/image/recent/EndoftheAeon/SealePhoto-CapChainJPEG.jpg[/URL][/quote]It looks nothing like it. Alright, fine, it looks MODERATELY similar. If I REALLY wanted to imagine it looked the same. [quote]And if you type in on google images, "Altar of Washington D.C. Cathedral", you get this: [URL]http://rhodeislandaltars.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/national-cathedral.jpg[/URL][/quote]After sifting through Pagan art, and art with Baphomet in it, I have yet to find this symbol. I've seen the Christians use it more than any Pagan has. The only people who actually use it for Pagan reasons is crazy Christians and conspiracy theorists who want to make it seem like it's used by pagans.
OP lies, everyone knows the illuminati, the government, the aliens and the werewolves are all collaborating against us :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=Strongbad;30267129]OP lies, everyone knows the illuminati, the government, the aliens and the werewolves are all collaborating against us :tinfoil:[/QUOTE]...and the furrys. :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Jenkem;30266608]Amute has one again succeeded in finding the lowest common denominator in the groups in question, blowing them out of proportion, and making it look like it's the ultimate reality of what people actually think (and here's a hint: none of the people I know who believe in chemtrails, black operations, or the NWO in general also believe it's being put on by lizard illuminati). He's also a repeat troll and ban evader. Why are any of you even listening to this guy? Bravo.[/QUOTE] You're just sore because a while back I went through your whole post history in the news and refuted it. You just called yourself the lowest common denominator, good job. But you know, I never pegged you as being a NWO theorist. Huh, guess you learn something new everyday. I mean, you already think Obama is Kenyan, but NWO is a step up.
[QUOTE=madmax678;30267160]...and the furrys. :ohdear:[/QUOTE] what do you think werewolves are?
[QUOTE=Jenkem;30266608]Amute has one again succeeded in finding the lowest common denominator in the groups in question, blowing them out of proportion, and making it look like it's the ultimate reality of what people actually think (and here's a hint: none of the people I know who believe in chemtrails, black operations, or the NWO in general also believe it's being put on by lizard illuminati). He's also a repeat troll and ban evader. Why are any of you even listening to this guy? Bravo.[/QUOTE] Why are you defending the NWO bullshitters?
[QUOTE=Billiam;30267244]Why are you defending the NWO bullshitters?[/QUOTE] Yes he is. [editline]5th June 2011[/editline] He's Jenkem, are you really surprised?
[QUOTE=Strongbad;30267213]what do you think werewolves are?[/QUOTE]...dear god... :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=Jenkem;30266608]. He's also a repeat troll and ban evader. Why are any of you even listening to this guy? [/QUOTE] I wouldn't be talking, we take Firerain more seriously than you.
I'm in the NWO and I eat babies
That youtube video about the Umbrella Corporation. The comments section. My god. :ohdear:
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