• Dr. Alex Jones; Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love FEMA - A look at the NWO Theory
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I'm waiting for that too.
[QUOTE=TH89;30287729]I still want Jenkem to prove his conspiracy theories[/QUOTE] He'd love gather more facts, but his neighbors won't let him ask their dog for information anymore.
Fido (last name withheld)
[QUOTE=TH89;30290986]Fido (last name withheld)[/QUOTE] God damnit TH89, stop being so witty! You're hurting my spleen!
Is it too late to mention the overly obvious Deus Ex FEMA references?
Electronic old men.
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amute you should tackle the "vaccines are going to kill us all blahblahblah" theory that people like to spout and totally ignore the benefits of vaccines
[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;30286493]I looked this up because I was curious and then I had a good laugh thanks for that.[/QUOTE] It's more plausible than lizard illuminati. Someone has to explain why there's high levels of mercury in a soil sample taken from my front yard, though, along with high levels of barium salts, aluminum, and others. [QUOTE=markg06;30294071]amute you should tackle the "vaccines are going to kill us all blahblahblah" theory that people like to spout and totally ignore the benefits of vaccines[/QUOTE] Well, once you get around the fact there's mercury (as well as at least one untested substance, can't remember the name) in a lot of vaccines, then we'll discuss the health benefits. I'm not questioning that they work, by the way. And before anyone goes "hurp durp, pr00f": [url]http://www.amazon.com/Evidence-Harm-Vaccines-Epidemic-Controversy/dp/0312326440[/url] This guy knows his stuff, did research, and wrote a [I]book[/I], unlike the pale, senile basement-dwellers in this thread (read: Amute) who are telling me there's nothing wrong when they haven't even stepped outside and seen a real (read: not hentai) girl since they hit puberty, and whose only accomplishments amount to a college thesis on the sex habits of a fruit fly. [QUOTE=TH89;30287729]I still want Jenkem to prove his conspiracy theories[/QUOTE] Like what? I haven't cited any theories and propagated them yet...?
[QUOTE=Jenkem;30294157]It's more plausible than lizard illuminati. Someone has to explain why there's high levels of mercury in a soil sample taken from my front yard, though, along with high levels of barium salts, aluminum, and others. [/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIYZvr3ueGw[/media]
[QUOTE=Jenkem;30294157] Well, once you get around the fact there's mercury (as well as at least one untested substance, can't remember the name) in a lot of vaccines, then we'll discuss the health benefits. I'm not questioning that they work, by the way. And before anyone goes "hurp durp, pr00f": [url]http://www.amazon.com/Evidence-Harm-Vaccines-Epidemic-Controversy/dp/0312326440[/url] This guy knows his stuff, did research, and wrote a [I]book[/I], unlike the pale, senile basement-dwellers in this thread (read: Amute) who are telling me there's nothing wrong when they haven't even stepped outside and seen a real (read: not hentai) girl since they hit puberty, and whose only accomplishments amount to a college thesis on the sex habits of a fruit fly. [/QUOTE] you know it's bad when the book is selling for 1 cent used. also it's unfathomably retarded to go "hurp durp they be poisoning our children with mercury" seriously give me one good reason why they'd want to do that and I'll consider your silly idea. I also like how you edited your post twice to add more insults to the op, real mature.
[QUOTE=Mingebox;30294363][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIYZvr3ueGw[/media][/QUOTE] never thought rainbows could have a conspiracy made around them oh no a rainbow appeared on my floor because it came through my window WHAT ARE THEY PUTTING IN OUR GLASS
[QUOTE=Mingebox;30294363][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIYZvr3ueGw[/media][/QUOTE] Yes, of course, because citing the stupidest people who believe in something is absolutely an end-all answer. Why do you trust the government so readily, when powers that be have frequently and consistently abused their powers throughout history? Do you think a gigantic structure like the US government, with all it's compartmentalization, is immune to corruption? Uranium-poisoned Texans calling a rainbow in their sprinkler a sign of HAARP is like saying Westboro represents Christianity, and is pretty much irrelevant when you get down to facts. Let me guess. You think there isn't uranium in the water in Texas, and that's a conspiracy too? [url]http://www.khou.com/news/health/I-Team-preview-Is-your-drinking-water-safe-106791538.html[/url] [url]http://www.khou.com/home/State-lowballs-radiation-scores-in-Texas-drinking-water-107125648.html[/url] Derp. Let's hear it, then: why is the government worthy of my trust? I can't even name on both hands how many shady, evil, or downright unforgivable things they've done, and in recent years no less. [QUOTE=Psycho_Shadow;30294452]you know it's bad when the book is selling for 1 cent used. also it's unfathomably retarded to go "hurp durp they be poisoning our children with mercury" seriously give me one good reason why they'd want to do that and I'll consider your silly idea. I also like how you edited your post twice to add more insults to the op, real mature.[/QUOTE] The price of a book is not relevant. Neither is sarcastic choice of words, or poking fun at a troll who has made easily nastier comments and follows me all over this forum. Sorry, I was just laying it out there how it is...someone that dedicated to trying to make me miserable probably hasn't left his basement in years. Give me one good reason why they [I]wouldn't[/I]. The fact remains people die from vaccines every year (this isn't a conspiracy either - it's a known phenomenon), including infants who have died very quickly after, and I want to stay the hell away from whatever is in there if it can do that. Again, why do you seem to think people in general are so benevolent? Mankind is generally evil if he isn't forcibly held to some kind of standard.
[QUOTE=Jenkem;30294157]This guy knows his stuff, did research, and wrote a [I]book[/I], unlike the pale, senile basement-dwellers in this thread (read: Amute) who are telling me there's nothing wrong when they haven't even stepped outside and seen a real (read: not hentai) girl since they hit puberty, and whose only accomplishments amount to a college thesis on the sex habits of a fruit fly.[/QUOTE] insulting people like you're 4 just makes you look like a priss
[QUOTE=Jenkem;30294711] Give me one good reason why they [I]wouldn't[/I]. The fact remains people die from vaccines every year (this isn't a conspiracy either - it's a known phenomenon), including infants who have died very quickly after, and I want to stay the hell away from whatever is in there if it can do that.[/QUOTE] okay, here goes nothing- maybe they don't want to incapacitate their own people, hm? healthy population = more workers, really not hard to put two and two together.
[QUOTE=DOG-GY;30294804]insulting people like you're 4 just makes you look like a priss[/QUOTE] And backing up the guy who posted this, who blatantly trolled me and skewed my comments, is fine with you? Don't throw stones. [QUOTE=Psycho_Shadow;30294812]okay, here goes nothing- maybe they don't want to incapacitate their own people, hm? healthy population = more workers, really not hard to put two and two together.[/QUOTE] The weaker and more susceptible people, however, are more likely to succumb when you repeatedly and frequently expose them to harmful things. In way, it'd be a more discreet method of eliminating undesirables, without the stigma of violent and blatant killings. Kill them softly and slowly, and nobody will brand you Hitler because they didn't notice what even happened. And that's just one possibility. You've gotta ask, though.
[QUOTE=Jenkem;30294901] The weaker and more susceptible people, however, are more likely to succumb when you repeatedly and frequently expose them to harmful things. In way, it'd be a more discreet method of eliminating undesirables, without the stigma of violent and blatant killings. Kill them softly and slowly, and nobody will brand you Hitler because they didn't notice. And that's just one possibility...[/QUOTE] uhhhhh why would they be undesirable in the first place if they're the ones supposedly giving them autism.
[QUOTE=Psycho_Shadow;30294943]uhhhhh why would they be undesirable in the first place if they're the ones supposedly giving them autism.[/QUOTE] What...? Undesirables, as in weaker, diseased/defective people (possibly in a more subtle way, genetically for instance). You'll have some unfortunate byproducts, such as people caught between both extremes and cursed with something like autism, but in the end you pretty much would be working out all the weaker people by poisoning them. When they die off, all you have left are the stronger genetic makeups. It's not too far from possibility if you think about it. Look how many wars we're getting into these days, like some kind of disgusting sport...sick people won't be able to fight them, hey?
[QUOTE=Jenkem;30294157] This guy knows his stuff, did research, and wrote a [I]book[/I], unlike the pale, senile basement-dwellers in this thread (read: Amute) who are telling me there's nothing wrong when they haven't even stepped outside and seen a real (read: not hentai) girl since they hit puberty, and whose only accomplishments amount to a college thesis on the sex habits of a fruit fly.[/QUOTE] this is such a random but specific insult
[QUOTE=Jenkem;30294901]And backing up the guy who posted this, who blatantly trolled me and skewed my comments, is fine with you? Don't throw stones.[/QUOTE] This never happened [editline]6th June 2011[/editline] BUT I GUESS lM JUST TOO BLIND 2 SEE
[QUOTE=DOG-GY;30295279]This never happened [editline]6th June 2011[/editline] BUT I GUESS lM JUST TOO BLIND 2 SEE[/QUOTE] You're right. I was just talking out of my a- [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1094817-Dr.-Alex-Jones-Or-How-I-Learned-to-Stop-Worrying-and-Love-FEMA-A-look-at-the-NWO-Theory?p=30267188&viewfull=1#post30267188[/url] Oh... He does that on purpose wherever he follows me around, intentionally misreading my posts and fingering me as being/saying the opposite of whatever I actually posted, among other things.
[QUOTE=Jenkem;30294157]It's more plausible than lizard illuminati. Someone has to explain why there's high levels of mercury in a soil sample taken from my front yard, though, along with high levels of barium salts, aluminum, and others.[/QUOTE]Please keep posting my day just wouldn't be as good without this stuff.
[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;30296083]Please keep posting my day just wouldn't be as good without this stuff.[/QUOTE] You realize my dad works with an analytical laboratory, and has some connections? We were curious with all the claims about chemtrailing, so we tested a sample of the soil in our backyard (where we have a garden). Barium salts, aluminum, and mercury, all of which are toxic with the type of exposure you'd get from a plant grown in that soil (eating it), were present in ungodly quantities in the soil. I can't explain why they're there - [I]can you[/I]?
[QUOTE=Jenkem;30295791]You're right. I was just talking out of my a- [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1094817-Dr.-Alex-Jones-Or-How-I-Learned-to-Stop-Worrying-and-Love-FEMA-A-look-at-the-NWO-Theory?p=30267188&viewfull=1#post30267188[/url] Oh... He does that on purpose wherever he follows me around, intentionally misreading my posts and fingering me as being/saying the opposite of whatever I actually posted, among other things.[/QUOTE] lmao
[QUOTE=Jenkem;30296236]You realize my dad works with an analytical laboratory, and has some connections? We were curious with all the claims about chemtrailing, so we tested a sample of the soil in our backyard (where we have a garden). Barium salts, aluminum, and mercury, all of which are toxic with the type of exposure you'd get from a plant grown in that soil (eating it), were present in ungodly quantities in the soil. I can't explain why they're there - [I]can you[/I]?[/QUOTE] Clearly the best way to spread chemicals into the atmosphere is through tiny plumes of completely visible trails from the exhaust of a relatively small aircraft yes this makes perfect sense, and it only makes more perfect sense that the government, a collection of elected officials divided in every which way, and large bureaucratic entities regulated by those elected officials would do this, and even though you can't explain it that obviously is the answer thank you Jenkem I see the light now. I mean it's totally not possible that those chemicals could have come from fertilizer, or being even slightly near an industrialized area of any kind at all that gives off those exact byproducts, or any other reason it's clearly the government that's a perfectly healthy reasoning process.
[QUOTE=Jenkem;30282426]when you consider the priciples behind Tesla technology.[/QUOTE] Please, tell us what magic asspull handwaving 'Tesla technology' can do. Here I was under the impression that Tesla's science was mostly confined to implementations of high-voltage systems and experiments in sympathetic resonance. [QUOTE=Jenkem;30296236]all of which are toxic with the type of exposure you'd get from a plant grown in that soil (eating it)[/QUOTE] So is your dad a botanist and dietician too or is this more made up bullshit?
[QUOTE=catbarf;30297120]Please, tell us what magic asspull handwaving 'Tesla technology' can do. Here I was under the impression that Tesla's science was mostly confined to implementations of high-voltage systems and experiments in sympathetic resonance. So is your dad a botanist and dietician too or is this more made up bullshit?[/QUOTE] fuck you bitch my dad is a goddamn genius he turned our garage into a workshop I SEE THROUGH YOUR LIES BARAK OBANA, AND I REFUSE HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ITT: Jenkem trolls Facepunch. :munch:
[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;30296784]Clearly the best way to spread chemicals into the atmosphere is through tiny plumes of completely visible trails from the exhaust of a relatively small aircraft yes this makes perfect sense, and it only makes more perfect sense that the government, a collection of elected officials divided in every which way, and large bureaucratic entities regulated by those elected officials would do this, and even though you can't explain it that obviously is the answer thank you Jenkem I see the light now.[/QUOTE] [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stratospheric_sulfate_aerosols_(geoengineering)[/url] No, a tanker clearly isn't large enough to deliver a climate affecting aerosol- Oh, wait. And before you complain, read the article sources... As far as plainly visible goes - NASA, which I believe take their cues from the government, as well as the Air Force, which is another arm of the US government, both have published information on the phenomenon. People will tend to listen to authorities on a subject, even though it could very well be false. You know that saying about how if you repeat a lie enough, people will believe it? If people are told long enough that that thing in the sky is just condensation, despite lingering for hours and not actually disappearing (they seem to actually merge into thin cirrus cloud-like formations or contribute to atmospheric haze over a period of many hours), people will come to accept that it's probably just a byproduct of jet engines at 30,000 feet. Problem with that is, I've been seeing planes leaving "contrails" which were low enough to identify their exact shape (and, thus model) and color, something which should be impossible to identify with the naked eye from nearly six miles away with a plane of medium size. [QUOTE]I mean it's totally not possible that those chemicals could have come from fertilizer, or being even slightly near an industrialized area of any kind at all that gives off those exact byproducts, or any other reason it's clearly the government that's a perfectly healthy reasoning process.[/QUOTE] We haven't even really used fertilizer in the back yard since we got the house, which has been nearly fifteen years. Of course, the back yard was brown and dead as a result of neglect. Even recently I'm pretty sure we haven't been using much commercial fertilizer on the garden, mostly organic composting. We're also miles and miles from the nearest major factory, on the edge of town, in a relatively undeveloped area. And since when is mercury present in fertilizer? That was one of the most highly-concentrated elements in the soil. Government's a shady business, lad. Even relatively low-level people were well aware of the uranium in the water in Texas but let it slide anyway. That doesn't instill much confidence in me, and it's a mystery why you would still think a government can be fully trusted. [QUOTE=Madman_Andre;30299304]ITT: Jenkem trolls Facepunch. :munch:[/QUOTE] I fail to see how it's trolling to defend a maligned group commonly associated with brain-dead rednecks and not the actual majority of people who agree. Even my doctor thinks there's something to it, and he's a respectable and cultured man.
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