[QUOTE=kaskade700;15930723]Practical question:
How can a cunt fuck a mother?[/QUOTE]
:iiam:
I'm hungry, I'm gonna get some food
[QUOTE=kaskade700;15930723]Practical question:
How can a cunt fuck a mother?[/QUOTE]
would you like me to show you
[QUOTE=HARDCORERAPE;15930708]
...no zorlok.. not you.:v:
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:saddowns:
i am disappoint
I also wouldn't mind a classic pickup truck for GTA.
[img]http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-1950-1959/1950-Ford-F1-Pickup-blue-re.jpg[/img]
Sort of like the Walton from SA.
[QUOTE=HARDCORERAPE;15930748]would you like me to show you[/QUOTE]
I don't think anyone would object, go ahead :q:
Welcome to "Cooking with a Douchebag!"
I'm your host, Ron Douchebag!
Today we're making "Vaguely edible meat and potato sludge." You'll need a fuckload of Pierogies (you better have these premade you cunt), half of a pork roast (see above, I don't get payed to tell you how to cook shit twice), the majority of an ugly but still edible cucumber, one mostly rotten onion, rum, somebody else's chicken cajun chicken rub, and some sort of oil type substance.
Start by boiling things (Pretty much anything that isn't the rum. You'll need that dry when we get to the second semester.) A wise choice would be the pierogies, unless you already cooked them.
At the same time, throw some oil or butter or something in a pan and get it warming up. While it's warming, gut your rotten veggies so you've only got easily sauteeable chunks of 'em left. Throw the remainder to the cat. Don't have a cat? Good, they're illegal in the city limits. Instead, throw the rotten veggies at some poor people. They need the sustenance, and their immune system can take it. Coworkers and EMTs also make excellent targets, and come with a ninety day warranty.
By now, you should be throwing a set of cucumbers and onions into a warmed pan and sprinkling them gently (read: completely coating them, and most of the surface of the pan) with your cajun rub. You can also throw pretty much anything on 'em ya want, as long as it's somewhat salty. Your cukes need proper salination or you'll die when they make it past your duodenum. Plus, you know, it makes 'em firmer. Before you start rubbing Uncle Bo's cajum fixins on your junk, let me remind you that it won't 'er any good. For that, you'll need Icy Hot.
Eventually, you may want to cut the meat into sauteeable strips and throw it in the pan as well. If you were boiling the meat...wait, why the hell would you boil the meat? Are you retarded? If it wasn't already cooked, you'll be obliterating the pierogies in the pot, if it was already cooked, you just thought it would be funny to make it soft? That's something a dickfiddling subhuman hillbilly would do. Your whole country is ashamed at you for this.
Anyway, once the pierogies are more or less done, and you've thoroughly dried the cucumbers to the point where they look like some queasy solidified booger chunks, throw everything in the pan together. Top off with rum, simmer for however long it takes you to shave, stir the thing every so often (you absentminded slut), cover it or don't, vote Regan, and finally put in some sort of eating device.
The end result
[img]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x281/Xenocidebot/Picture177.jpg[/img]
is a fine, somewhat almost edible chunky substance that's guaranteed to stick to your ribs and give you cancer by the time you're fifty. It also doesn't taste half bad- if, you know, sweet vegetables and bland potatoes really go good with spicy salty shit in your mind.
Thanks for joining us, and be sure to tune in next week, when we make "Vodka and Bomb pop casserole."
[QUOTE=Zorlok;15930752]:saddowns:
i am disappoint
I also wouldn't mind a classic pickup truck for GTA.
[img]http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-1950-1959/1950-Ford-F1-Pickup-blue-re.jpg[/img]
Sort of like the Walton from SA.[/QUOTE]
That is in remarkably good nick for it's age.
Unless it was rebuilt or something.
Although the Walton was more of a Dodge pickup.
Also that's a cool little car @ Mud Cake.
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[QUOTE=dcalde78;15930790]That is in remarkably good nick for it's age.
Unless it was rebuilt or something.[/QUOTE]
Yeah I'd guess it was rebuilt. Most of the time you're going to find them in somewhat rough shape...but at least it shows they've been used. I've actually seen quite a few restored pickups recently...which makes me happy. Better seeing them out on the road as opposed to sitting in a scrap yard or in someone's barn.
[QUOTE=Mud Cake;15930741]just shut up.[/QUOTE]
Suck a dick
[QUOTE=HARDCORERAPE;15930748]would you like me to show you[/QUOTE]
Not really
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWzEME5WVfI[/media]
Gumby is the voice in my head.
[QUOTE=kaskade700;15930821]Suck a dick
Not really[/QUOTE]
:fuokay.:
[QUOTE=Zorlok;15930796]
Yeah I'd guess it was rebuilt. Most of the time you're going to find them in somewhat rough shape...but at least it shows they've been used. I've actually seen quite a few restored pickups recently...which makes me happy. Better seeing them out on the road as opposed to sitting in a scrap yard or in someone's barn.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, if I was one went past me, I'd be like :eek:
shitting love songs piss off
[QUOTE=Xenocidebot;15930764]*Cooking for morons*[/QUOTE]
Looks pretty disgusting tbh
[QUOTE=HARDCORERAPE;15930849]shitting love songs piss off[/QUOTE]
Would songs about the 1947 Roswell alien landings be any better?
fuck you all espiacally kaskade.
and gnight
[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;15930867]fuck you all espiacally kaskade.
and gnight[/QUOTE]
:buddy:
waaaaait a second
:saddowns:
[QUOTE=dcalde78;15930837]Yeah, if I was one went past me, I'd be like :eek:[/QUOTE]
There's some old farmer around here with a couple of them. I've also seen a lady driving one around.
I plan on buying an old truck or car...or both if I can someday. Just something to drive around for the weekend.
dont trust a hoe
never trust a hoe
wont trust a hoe
dont trust meeee
[QUOTE=Zorlok;15930880]There's some old farmer around here with a couple of them. I've also seen a lady driving one around.
I plan on buying an old truck or car...or both if I can someday. Just something to drive around for the weekend.[/QUOTE]
Badass.
I'd like to do the same, but I would lack the funds necessary for restoring it.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;15930914]Badass.
I'd like to do the same, but I would lack the funds necessary for restoring it.[/QUOTE]
Yeah that's the only problem, those can turn into huge money pits. I'd rather find one that only needs a small amount of work and just finish it off myself...as opposed to doing a complete overhaul on the vehicle. Although the latter is really more enjoyable in most cases.
Organizing porn is a time consuming task
[QUOTE=kaskade700;15930855]Looks pretty disgusting tbh[/QUOTE]
Truthfully it's no different from any conventional potato + pan job you'd ever make, except obviously the pasta portion of the pierogi ends up kinda all over the place. It actually does taste good, and I'm not saying that because I'm juiced or something. It just comes across a bit weird.
In a controlled setting you'd probably just make some sort of seasoned mashed potatoes, make of base of 'em on a plate, and then stir fry the rest of the shit, eschewing reused cajun rub for some honest garlic. That's still ghetto as fuck, but would probably look nicer, and taste a little less bizzare.
You'd also prefferably use a cucumber that was picked young or otherwise an existing one, deseeded, and left salt on it for a while.
hate how music channels mix up different types of music. you find a good song and so you expect the next one to be the same sorta style and its just some pop shit
and fucking hell kings of leon... that voice is so fucking annoying
The Golden, are you still here?
s club 7 :geno:..............................................
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"thanks...=/"
[QUOTE=HARDCORERAPE;15931115]s club 7 :geno:..............................................[/QUOTE]
What are you talking about woman, they're awesome :colbert:
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[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=HKYYiYcr21Q[/media]
Oh lawd. On the remaster of the album, basically all you hear is a beep covering up everything other than the chorus.
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