• What Are You Thinking?
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[QUOTE=Robbobin;15927603]Imagine having your ballsack desecrated by 2 bricks. SPLUNCH. What really makes me feel all sensitive inside is imagining being stabbed in the arsehole. Someone did it on the Wire and I felt that poor motherfucker's pain.[/QUOTE] That made my asscheeks clench together.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;15927624]That made my asscheeks clench together.[/QUOTE] you know it baby :clint:
My cable reconnected AFTER Ryan Reynolds died. DAMN. IT.
[QUOTE=kaskade700;15927597]He was pretty in Lord of War[/QUOTE] Since ever mang
[QUOTE=Robbobin;15927603]Imagine having your ballsack desecrated by 2 bricks. SPLUNCH. What really makes me feel all sensitive inside is imagining being stabbed in the arsehole. Someone did it on the Wire and I felt that poor motherfucker's pain.[/QUOTE] [img]http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/061114/061114_gertfrobe_hmed_1p.widec.jpg[/img] I just realised that thing would fry your nuts first, before it started slicing you. Yeow.
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;15927553]Nautsabes you should bring a bag of powerthirst just incase we want to be like you[/QUOTE] But with superpowers I'm sure to get, oh what's it called these days.... Ass; and with with superheroes, that creates competition I don't want to deal with. Also, my email to the RMA Department: [quote=Sebastian]Hello, I've sent out my motherboard to you for repair about two months ago and I'd just like a status report on it. I've received the link where I can view my RMA status, but all that tells me is that it's 'OPEN'. That doesn't tell me anything and I'd like to know how much longer I have to wait. I don't mean to be rude, but this is getting a bit ridiculous. Request# A72806 Customer# ENDUSRRMA001 RMA# 213601 Thank you. [/quote]
If I got to choose my last wish in jail, it would be to go free.
[QUOTE=Robbobin;15927603]Imagine having your ballsack desecrated by 2 bricks. SPLUNCH. What really makes me feel all sensitive inside is imagining being stabbed in the arsehole. Someone did it on the Wire and I felt that poor motherfucker's pain.[/QUOTE] If someone mentions pain to a reproductive organ, I cannot help but clench my penis and sack between my legs to make them feel safe, but then the bottom of my sack feels horribly vulnerable. [editline]11:00PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Bryanrocks01;15927729]If I got to choose my last wish in jail, it would be to go free.[/QUOTE] Same. That's pretty damn clever actually
Okay, that's enough talk about genital mutilation, can we move onto a new topic please?
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks01;15927729]If I got to choose my last wish in jail, it would be to go free.[/QUOTE] Far too obvious and they wouldn't allow it anyway. What i'd do is ask for one last phone call with which I would summon the A-Team to bust me out.
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;15927759]If someone mentions pain to a reproductive organ, I cannot help but clench my penis and sack between my legs to make them feel safe, but then the bottom of my sack feels horribly vulnerable. [editline]11:00PM[/editline] Same.[/QUOTE] Pain to the crotch area doesn't bother me all that much. Whether someone is talking about it or it's inflicted upon me. In the latter case, I can shrug the pain off almost immediately after it's inflicted.
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;15927759]If someone mentions pain to a reproductive organ, I cannot help but clench my penis and sack between my legs to make them feel safe, but then the bottom of my sack feels horribly vulnerable. [/QUOTE] Like in Casino Royale, oh man that scene made my balls hurt so bad.
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;15927759]If someone mentions pain to a reproductive organ, I cannot help but clench my penis and sack between my legs to make them feel safe, but then the bottom of my sack feels horribly vulnerable. [editline]11:00PM[/editline] Same. That's pretty damn clever actually[/QUOTE] I know what you mean. Like this: [media]http://img5.travelblog.org/Photos/88102/356352/f/3246899-Bull-s-penis-anyone-1.jpg[/media] It made me do exactly what you said and then is was proven to be a set of cow tongues.
Ahaha, my friend Sian is sending me a photo of me jumping off this post the other day. Looks cool. :keke:
[QUOTE=Shawnald;15927810]I know what you mean. Like this: [media]http://img5.travelblog.org/Photos/88102/356352/f/3246899-Bull-s-penis-anyone-1.jpg[/media] It made me do exactly what you said and then is was proven to be a set of cow tongues.[/QUOTE] :f5: But alt+f4 [editline]11:05PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Bryanrocks01;15927802]Like in Casino Royale, oh man that scene made my balls hurt so bad.[/QUOTE] What happened? Also, .gifs in the LMAO thread of guys falling down onto their sacks are disgusting, I feel so vulnerable. My jaw drops and I turn away and scroll down in disgust.
[img]http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs126.snc1/5410_124159355794_653255794_3453178_3692154_n.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Robbobin;15927929][img]http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs126.snc1/5410_124159355794_653255794_3453178_3692154_n.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] :razz: I want to do something like that...
[QUOTE=Robbobin;15927929][img]http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs126.snc1/5410_124159355794_653255794_3453178_3692154_n.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] AND THE HAT STAYS IN PLACE! Reminds me, I want to go out freerunning again.
[QUOTE=Robbobin;15927929][img]http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs126.snc1/5410_124159355794_653255794_3453178_3692154_n.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Did you land into a ninja roll? You always gotta land into a ninja roll.
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;15927893] What happened? Also, .gifs in the LMAO thread of guys falling down onto their sacks are disgusting, I feel so vulnerable. My jaw drops and I turn away and scroll down in disgust.[/QUOTE] A guy repeatedly hit James' balls with a monkey fist knot while he was tied to a chair
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;15927982]Did you land into a ninja roll? You always gotta land into a ninja roll.[/QUOTE] I can roll on landing :cool:
I'd like to do freerunning or something. I genuinely wish I could become an acrobat. I'm always walking along some precariously balanced fence or doing a handstand or vaulting over something. :keke:
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;15927982]Did you land into a ninja roll? You always gotta land into a ninja roll.[/QUOTE] I'll bare that in mind next time I do one. :smile:
[QUOTE=Robbobin;15928003]I'd like to do freerunning or something. I genuinely wish I could become an acrobat. I'm always walking along some precariously balanced fence or doing a handstand or vaulting over something. :keke:[/QUOTE] :respek: It's awesome fun, just make sure you don't overdo it, don't be dumb, and enjoy.
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks01;15927983]A guy repeatedly hit James' balls with a monkey fist knot while he was tied to a chair[/QUOTE] Oh that :barf: [quote=my specs] Manufacturer: Gigabyte Technology Co., Ltd. Processor: Intel(R) Pentium(R) D CPU 3.00GHz (2 CPUs), ~3.0GHz Memory: 2048MB RAM Hard Drive: 329 GB Total Video Card: Radeon X1800 Series Monitor: ViewSonic VP950B-2 Sound Card: SB Audigy 4 [A000] Speakers/Headphones: Keyboard: USB Root Hub Mouse: USB Root Hub Mouse Surface: some old one with 2 missing corners. Operating System: Windows XP Professional x64 Edition (5.2, Build 3790) Service Pack 2 (3790.srv03_sp2_gdr.080813-1204) Motherboard: Gigabyte tech 945GCM-S2L Computer Case: Forgot it.[/quote] This makes me sad [editline]11:13PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Nautsabes;15927982]Did you land into a ninja roll? You always gotta land into a ninja roll.[/QUOTE] Oh god I love the feeling when you roll, it's great. I remember one time me and a group of friends went out doing stuff like that, and one time we jumped over a stone wall, and landed in someone's garden and they were outside doing the gardening and he started chasing us with a trowel, it was fucking hilarious. [tab]Why do I have a limited social life now? I used to never be indoors...[/tab]
I wish I was good at free running. Not very limber, or strong, or fast.
This past year I seem to have gone from being a skinny shit to a skinny shit with a seemingly large amount of muscle and strength. It's awesome. :smile: I think the main cause is doing handstands literally [I]all[/I] the time I'm outside. I can probably do them for about a minute, now. :keke:
Now I'm motherfucking depressed. Because of that picture, Robin. I hope you're happy.
Oh god there is blood EVERYWHERE.
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;15928066]I wish I was good at free running. Not very limber, or strong, or fast.[/QUOTE] Just go and do the shit. I can't do the more advanced vaults, I stick with the basic stuff, one handed stuff, 180 and 360 vaults, etc. Still fun to do.
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