[QUOTE=Robbobin;15927603]Imagine having your ballsack desecrated by 2 bricks. SPLUNCH.
What really makes me feel all sensitive inside is imagining being stabbed in the arsehole.
Someone did it on the Wire and I felt that poor motherfucker's pain.[/QUOTE]
That made my asscheeks clench together.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;15927624]That made my asscheeks clench together.[/QUOTE]
you know it baby :clint:
My cable reconnected AFTER Ryan Reynolds died.
DAMN.
IT.
[QUOTE=kaskade700;15927597]He was pretty in Lord of War[/QUOTE]
Since ever mang
[QUOTE=Robbobin;15927603]Imagine having your ballsack desecrated by 2 bricks. SPLUNCH.
What really makes me feel all sensitive inside is imagining being stabbed in the arsehole.
Someone did it on the Wire and I felt that poor motherfucker's pain.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/061114/061114_gertfrobe_hmed_1p.widec.jpg[/img]
I just realised that thing would fry your nuts first, before it started slicing you. Yeow.
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;15927553]Nautsabes you should bring a bag of powerthirst just incase we want to be like you[/QUOTE]
But with superpowers I'm sure to get, oh what's it called these days.... Ass; and with with superheroes, that creates competition I don't want to deal with.
Also, my email to the RMA Department:
[quote=Sebastian]Hello,
I've sent out my motherboard to you for repair about two months ago and I'd just like a status report on it. I've received the link where I can view my RMA status, but all that tells me is that it's 'OPEN'. That doesn't tell me anything and I'd like to know how much longer I have to wait. I don't mean to be rude, but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Request# A72806
Customer# ENDUSRRMA001
RMA# 213601
Thank you.
[/quote]
If I got to choose my last wish in jail, it would be to go free.
[QUOTE=Robbobin;15927603]Imagine having your ballsack desecrated by 2 bricks. SPLUNCH.
What really makes me feel all sensitive inside is imagining being stabbed in the arsehole.
Someone did it on the Wire and I felt that poor motherfucker's pain.[/QUOTE]
If someone mentions pain to a reproductive organ, I cannot help but clench my penis and sack between my legs to make them feel safe, but then the bottom of my sack feels horribly vulnerable.
[editline]11:00PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks01;15927729]If I got to choose my last wish in jail, it would be to go free.[/QUOTE]
Same.
That's pretty damn clever actually
Okay, that's enough talk about genital mutilation, can we move onto a new topic please?
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks01;15927729]If I got to choose my last wish in jail, it would be to go free.[/QUOTE]
Far too obvious and they wouldn't allow it anyway.
What i'd do is ask for one last phone call with which I would summon the A-Team to bust me out.
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;15927759]If someone mentions pain to a reproductive organ, I cannot help but clench my penis and sack between my legs to make them feel safe, but then the bottom of my sack feels horribly vulnerable.
[editline]11:00PM[/editline]
Same.[/QUOTE]
Pain to the crotch area doesn't bother me all that much. Whether someone is talking about it or it's inflicted upon me. In the latter case, I can shrug the pain off almost immediately after it's inflicted.
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;15927759]If someone mentions pain to a reproductive organ, I cannot help but clench my penis and sack between my legs to make them feel safe, but then the bottom of my sack feels horribly vulnerable.
[/QUOTE]
Like in Casino Royale, oh man that scene made my balls hurt so bad.
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;15927759]If someone mentions pain to a reproductive organ, I cannot help but clench my penis and sack between my legs to make them feel safe, but then the bottom of my sack feels horribly vulnerable.
[editline]11:00PM[/editline]
Same.
That's pretty damn clever actually[/QUOTE]
I know what you mean.
Like this:
[media]http://img5.travelblog.org/Photos/88102/356352/f/3246899-Bull-s-penis-anyone-1.jpg[/media]
It made me do exactly what you said and then is was proven to be a set of cow tongues.
Ahaha, my friend Sian is sending me a photo of me jumping off this post the other day. Looks cool. :keke:
[QUOTE=Shawnald;15927810]I know what you mean.
Like this:
[media]http://img5.travelblog.org/Photos/88102/356352/f/3246899-Bull-s-penis-anyone-1.jpg[/media]
It made me do exactly what you said and then is was proven to be a set of cow tongues.[/QUOTE]
:f5:
But alt+f4
[editline]11:05PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks01;15927802]Like in Casino Royale, oh man that scene made my balls hurt so bad.[/QUOTE]
What happened?
Also, .gifs in the LMAO thread of guys falling down onto their sacks are disgusting, I feel so vulnerable. My jaw drops and I turn away and scroll down in disgust.
[QUOTE=Robbobin;15927929][img]http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs126.snc1/5410_124159355794_653255794_3453178_3692154_n.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
:razz:
I want to do something like that...
[QUOTE=Robbobin;15927929][img]http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs126.snc1/5410_124159355794_653255794_3453178_3692154_n.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
AND THE HAT STAYS IN PLACE!
Reminds me, I want to go out freerunning again.
[QUOTE=Robbobin;15927929][img]http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs126.snc1/5410_124159355794_653255794_3453178_3692154_n.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Did you land into a ninja roll? You always gotta land into a ninja roll.
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;15927893]
What happened?
Also, .gifs in the LMAO thread of guys falling down onto their sacks are disgusting, I feel so vulnerable. My jaw drops and I turn away and scroll down in disgust.[/QUOTE]
A guy repeatedly hit James' balls with a monkey fist knot while he was tied to a chair
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;15927982]Did you land into a ninja roll? You always gotta land into a ninja roll.[/QUOTE]
I can roll on landing :cool:
I'd like to do freerunning or something. I genuinely wish I could become an acrobat. I'm always walking along some precariously balanced fence or doing a handstand or vaulting over something. :keke:
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;15927982]Did you land into a ninja roll? You always gotta land into a ninja roll.[/QUOTE]
I'll bare that in mind next time I do one. :smile:
[QUOTE=Robbobin;15928003]I'd like to do freerunning or something. I genuinely wish I could become an acrobat. I'm always walking along some precariously balanced fence or doing a handstand or vaulting over something. :keke:[/QUOTE]
:respek:
It's awesome fun, just make sure you don't overdo it, don't be dumb, and enjoy.
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks01;15927983]A guy repeatedly hit James' balls with a monkey fist knot while he was tied to a chair[/QUOTE]
Oh that :barf:
[quote=my specs]
Manufacturer:
Gigabyte Technology Co., Ltd.
Processor:
Intel(R) Pentium(R) D CPU 3.00GHz (2 CPUs), ~3.0GHz
Memory:
2048MB RAM
Hard Drive:
329 GB Total
Video Card:
Radeon X1800 Series
Monitor:
ViewSonic VP950B-2
Sound Card:
SB Audigy 4 [A000]
Speakers/Headphones:
Keyboard:
USB Root Hub
Mouse:
USB Root Hub
Mouse Surface:
some old one with 2 missing corners.
Operating System:
Windows XP Professional x64 Edition (5.2, Build 3790) Service Pack 2 (3790.srv03_sp2_gdr.080813-1204)
Motherboard:
Gigabyte tech 945GCM-S2L
Computer Case:
Forgot it.[/quote]
This makes me sad
[editline]11:13PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;15927982]Did you land into a ninja roll? You always gotta land into a ninja roll.[/QUOTE]
Oh god I love the feeling when you roll, it's great. I remember one time me and a group of friends went out doing stuff like that, and one time we jumped over a stone wall, and landed in someone's garden and they were outside doing the gardening and he started chasing us with a trowel, it was fucking hilarious.
[tab]Why do I have a limited social life now? I used to never be indoors...[/tab]
I wish I was good at free running. Not very limber, or strong, or fast.
This past year I seem to have gone from being a skinny shit to a skinny shit with a seemingly large amount of muscle and strength. It's awesome. :smile:
I think the main cause is doing handstands literally [I]all[/I] the time I'm outside. I can probably do them for about a minute, now. :keke:
Now I'm motherfucking depressed.
Because of that picture, Robin. I hope you're happy.
Oh god there is blood EVERYWHERE.
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;15928066]I wish I was good at free running. Not very limber, or strong, or fast.[/QUOTE]
Just go and do the shit. I can't do the more advanced vaults, I stick with the basic stuff, one handed stuff, 180 and 360 vaults, etc.
Still fun to do.
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