• The item closest to you on your left is now your weapon in a Zombie Apocolypse.
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A speaker. A really tough "brick" speaker too.
My older brother's pills hmmm
Good thing I keep a gun leaning against my desk to my left. ETA: No ammo so it's basically a club. Am I allowed to open the desk drawer and get the bayonet?
A pair of roller blades..
Earphones. Nunchucks perhaps...?
My left hand is right next to my computer.
A papercut :(
oh yea! i got a green BMX :D i can ride them to death!
I guess I'll be fucking some zombies up with my desk
welp, [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/REALD.jpg[/img]
My pistol? Mkay. I suppose it was a default weapon anyway.
cod black ops case
Fuck, it's a Tootsie Roll wrapper. What the fuck am I gonna do with this?
A Credit Card
[QUOTE=Armotekma;26126488]welp, [img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/REALD.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] You're going to see them to death?
An empty styrofoam cup of Instant Noodles. Welp.
I could spray them, then they'll get swarmed by hot chocolate zombie bitches? [img]http://www.lloydspharmacy.com/wcsstore/LloydsPharmacyScripts/images/catalog/otcMed/3311297_l.jpg[/img]
My Colt is sitting on my left thigh, that counts as to my left, doesn't it? If not my weapon is a fork.
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/hotsauce.jpg[/IMG]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9311300/knife.jpg[/img] :3:
Salt & Vinegar Pringles? Dammit.
A can of Vienna sausages. Uh...
clipboard...
My iPhone. I haz lightzaber app! PH34R MEH!
A bottle of anxiety pills and my grandfather's piano. Fuckers be tremblin'
Onion Rings.
A cushion I'm dead aren't I?
A huge workbook on health and safety from work. It might not work as a weapon, but this fucker is so big it probably has 'What to do in case of a zombie apocalypse' in it somewhere.
A pair of headphones.
A window, well that's useless, guess I'll just have to jump out of it potentially breaking my legs then getting eaten by zombies :(.
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