• The item closest to you on your left is now your weapon in a Zombie Apocolypse.
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A bent nail.
What the fuck am I suppose to do with a microscope?
I have two swords and part of a double-barreled shotgun. Can I complete the shotgun and make an awesome survival?
I got one of those compasses you use to draw circles with. Oh well, at least it has pointy edges. Maybe if I adjust it right, I can jab out both a zombie's eyes with one stab?
Nerf darts... Fuck.
Magnifying glass. Well I guess I can study them?
[QUOTE=SKxJason;26048271]Magnifying glass. Well I guess I can study them?[/QUOTE] Sunlight and fire, baby.
Paper great....
[QUOTE=Lexinator;26048322]Paper great....[/QUOTE] Paper cuts hurt bro.
[img]http://www.straferight.com/forums/attachments/home-audio-video/15373d1214901934-review-audio-technica-ath-ad700-headphone-ad-700side.jpeg[/img] :(
Speaking of resourcefulness/creativity, I also have my friend's axe spray can and some lighters, along with a guitar and a box of nails to nail into the guitar... shit, I really need to clean my closet, actually. Thank god I'm right by my closet and all this shit in bunched up by me.
Well, this is oddly conveniently placed. [img]http://unicornparade.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/zombie_survival_guide.jpg[/img]
A potted plant. Well, I've used it as a weapon in Half Life, so I don't see why not now.
My brother. :smug: Who happens to own three zombie survival books and is a very proficient zombie killer.
My leg? I can tear it off and club them!!!
One of those flat compasses [img]http://www.pmphk.com/upfile/Category%20picture/AM1430F.jpg[/img]
Credit Card.
My dick. Welp, this is gonna hurt.
[img]http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/5764/patchesbs3.jpg[/img] She's not going to help me very much. I suppose she could lick them to death.
[QUOTE=Soul-Chicken;26043856]A wall. Fuck.[/QUOTE] We need to go deeper. The 2x4's and other various sizes of lumber can be used in the way a bat would be for swinging. Any pipes in the wall can also be used in such a manner. The various cables can be used as strangling devices. The drywall (if thats what the exterior of your wall is made of) is not of much use due to its low strength, but if you must, you may be able to crush it and use the powder, combined with a pipe, as a temporary blinding device. That being said, I also have a wall to my left.
A wedding ring case with a multi-colored bouncy ball in it. What the fuck?
Nintendo DSi hmmm...
Um... The nearest item to my left would be my cellphone... Or my computer tower. I'll go with the computer tower, I can bludgeon zombies to death with that.
My wallet. Great.
My history book. I'm gun' teach the zombies some history.
how the fuck am i suppose to kill a zombie with a pink lemonade juicebox
To the left of me is just a wall so I'm fucked
An amp and a electric guitar time to find a maintenance room.
A... headset?
An alarm clock, how am I supposed to fight zombies with that.
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