The item closest to you on your left is now your weapon in a Zombie Apocolypse.
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A broken modem.
Well, fuck.
Veggie burger and fries. I'm so fucked.
A tissue.... Which has been used.
Fuck.
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My Brain
Good, now I can distract them with my tasty brain while I run away!
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would do some damage, but i don't think i could bring myself to bashing zombies with it, it's my baby
A remote control.
Fuck.
A dungeons and dragons power sheet.
It's cool though, it's got turn undead on it.
Phone and/or a computer mouse. Great, I'm fucked...
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Unfortunately it's an airsoft gun, hopefully it's a capable club.
i actually just finished cleaning my guns and organizing ammo, so yeah, 12 gauge shotgun and 150 rounds, .22 Ruger with 1000 rounds, and M14 with 500 rounds and 2 thirty round clips, my dad and brother also stored their three guns apeice next to mine. I can lend ammo and a weapon to anyone who needs it.
A packet of chips. This sucks.
Well my guitar is on my lap, so I guess the broken A/C on the floor beside me will have to do
There is a laptop to my left even though I'm on a desktop. I would go on Facebook and type HELP! HELP! ZOMBIES! but that would be pretty ineffective. :/
A bunch of A5 sheets of paper.
Well, sheet.
I guess i can smash some heads with the g25, but i would pefer the pedals on the ground to the right.
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A pen... greaaaaaaaaat.
So I can stab a zombie in the eye while it eats my brains.
[QUOTE=Badballer;26068616]There is a laptop to my left even though I'm on a desktop. I would go on Facebook and type HELP! HELP! ZOMBIES! but that would be pretty ineffective. :/[/QUOTE]
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It's a pillow. A fancy looking one, at that. I guess I could... smother zombies? Yeah, I'll smother zombies with my fancy pillow OF DOOM!
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I was too late to find a weapon and am now dead.
my nametag for work?
A plastic spider from out of an xmas cracker... oh the joy im borked.
Saying that, id have to trip up my colleague so he can get eaten and i get away! SAVED!!!
An anthology of English poetry.
Maybe I can bore the zombies with some John Keats.
YAY keyboard.
Radiator
Can of juice. Well atleast I won't go thirsty.
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