The item closest to you on your left is now your weapon in a Zombie Apocolypse.
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My tv remote.
a pack of jaffa cakes and a cup of tea
wow im screwed
Pokewalker and pencils?
Cue heavy metal and me using tape
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I'm going to blow them away with the power of music!
A fork. I will be eating my way out of the zombie horde!
in my left hand I have scissors, but it's already in my hand so it doesn't count, right?
whatever, to my left is a tape gun
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heh, Zombie bitches are goin' DOWN!
(heh, callin' zombies bitches.)
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I hate school :smith:
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Not exactly this soup but I am eating wontons with my left hand at the moment.
A fork. Good thing I eat dinner at the computer.
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The item on my right would be more interesting though, a bag of candy corn.
a 40 inch LED TV, i could put thriller on it and become their leader :dance:
its my laptop with furry porn on it
:buddy:
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:ohdear:
Closest item would be my backpack - let's hope I didn't take my books out of it this afternoon.
Also in that direction I have:
- A can of Oust
- A Kodak (+ charger dock)
- A foam finger
- The router
- A lavalamp
- A trash can
- A shelf full of games
- A copy of Office 2007 Small Business
- Assorted papers
The plan? I will bash zombies back enough with my (hopefully bookfilled) backpack to be able to kludge something together...maybe if I grab the Oust I can grab a cigarette lighter from the front porch >:-D
Pillow :frown:
The charging cord for my iPod.
feather duster.
I, could.. stab the fuck out of them with the end, it's pretty sharp.
also a dvd player and some pens, across the room is a machete, I'd have to dive for it though.
A backscratcher. Oh boy, I'm screwed.
Or a container full of pretzel sticks. At least I have food.
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But no drill to use them with :(
I assume my laptop and bed don't count so it's an airsoft rifle. Yey.
With no battery.
Aww.
My phone... Guess I'll call for help.
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for some reason, i feel proud.
A busted glass coke bottle, a folding knife, and a loaded Remington 870.
I win.
Well, shit. My office is barren, except for my newly desceased grandfathers .22
Save me world war Z!
Soo my weapons are
-Two used tissues
-Hand sanitizer
-Kool aid OH YEAH
-A sock
-A mirror
-two empty water bottles
-Wood glue
-A Blind Guardian cd
-A Dio cd
-Ubersitcks
-A wallet
-A cork
-Thrillville
-An Exacto Knife
-A bouncy ball
-Some walky talkies
-My brother
-A fedora
-A bunch of pencils
-A bunch of pens
-Some random Lego's
And that's all folks.
a 15 pound dumbbell
that's actually fairly reasonable
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