• The item closest to you on your left is now your weapon in a Zombie Apocolypse.
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My tv remote.
a pack of jaffa cakes and a cup of tea wow im screwed
Pokewalker and pencils? Cue heavy metal and me using tape
[IMG]http://www1.sticks.de/magazine/0612/roland_td-3kw_e-drum-set.jpg[/IMG] I'm going to blow them away with the power of music!
A fork. I will be eating my way out of the zombie horde!
in my left hand I have scissors, but it's already in my hand so it doesn't count, right? whatever, to my left is a tape gun [img]http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/1950/tapegun2.th.jpg[/img] heh, Zombie bitches are goin' DOWN! (heh, callin' zombies bitches.)
[IMG]http://lskimport.net/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/white_binders.6133420_std.jpg[/IMG] I hate school :smith:
[IMG]http://www.cachebeauty.com/images/brushes_combs/pocket_comb_5_fine.jpg[/IMG] [b]Fuck.[/b]
[img]http://whatdidyoueat.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/12/img_7282.jpg[/img] Not exactly this soup but I am eating wontons with my left hand at the moment.
[QUOTE=patq911;26044651]A penny; I'm doomed.[/QUOTE] Zombie Jews?
A fork. Good thing I eat dinner at the computer. [editline]15th November 2010[/editline] The item on my right would be more interesting though, a bag of candy corn.
a 40 inch LED TV, i could put thriller on it and become their leader :dance:
its my laptop with furry porn on it :buddy: [editline]16th November 2010[/editline] :ohdear:
Closest item would be my backpack - let's hope I didn't take my books out of it this afternoon. Also in that direction I have: - A can of Oust - A Kodak (+ charger dock) - A foam finger - The router - A lavalamp - A trash can - A shelf full of games - A copy of Office 2007 Small Business - Assorted papers The plan? I will bash zombies back enough with my (hopefully bookfilled) backpack to be able to kludge something together...maybe if I grab the Oust I can grab a cigarette lighter from the front porch >:-D
Pillow :frown:
The charging cord for my iPod.
feather duster. I, could.. stab the fuck out of them with the end, it's pretty sharp. also a dvd player and some pens, across the room is a machete, I'd have to dive for it though.
A backscratcher. Oh boy, I'm screwed. Or a container full of pretzel sticks. At least I have food.
[IMG]http://s.shld.net/is/image/Sears/00928696000-1?hei=600&wid=600&op_sharpen=1[/IMG] But no drill to use them with :(
A can of soda...I'll kill them with diabetes!
[IMG]http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/images/famousbowls.jpg[/IMG] figures
[img]http://www.ehpcarico.com/images/image/Dasani.jpg[/img] Shit.
A sharp metal ruler. Nice.
I assume my laptop and bed don't count so it's an airsoft rifle. Yey. With no battery. Aww.
My phone... Guess I'll call for help.
[img]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/211/513502461_6ef6d0084e_b.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.techblazer.com/wp-content/uploads/log-sheet-and-35mm-film-canister-300x225.jpg[/img] [img]http://guitarfingernails.com/images/taskpics/nail-clippers.jpg[/img] for some reason, i feel proud.
A busted glass coke bottle, a folding knife, and a loaded Remington 870. I win.
Well, shit. My office is barren, except for my newly desceased grandfathers .22 Save me world war Z!
Soo my weapons are -Two used tissues -Hand sanitizer -Kool aid OH YEAH -A sock -A mirror -two empty water bottles -Wood glue -A Blind Guardian cd -A Dio cd -Ubersitcks -A wallet -A cork -Thrillville -An Exacto Knife -A bouncy ball -Some walky talkies -My brother -A fedora -A bunch of pencils -A bunch of pens -Some random Lego's And that's all folks.
a 15 pound dumbbell that's actually fairly reasonable
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