• The item closest to you on your left is now your weapon in a Zombie Apocolypse.
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My electric guitar. Works for me.
5 straws, 4 dirty glasses, lolipop sticks, a lighter and pieces of gum i decided to stop chewing. Perfect tools for Macgyver flamethrower?
The side of my head.
Thank god I'm white trash enough to keep my shotgun next to my desk
[img]http://www.uncrate.com/men/images/2007/09/hex-bug.jpg[/img] Erm...tactical distraction.
My Rockband 2 mic that i've been using with my pc, So i guess... i could be kratos?!? (it's quite long)
My penis
A Phone, I'm fucked.
Zit cream, lets do this.
an iPod Touch and a belt. How about I somehow tie the iPod to the end of the belt and then whip the shit out of zombies with it? Fuck yea. Steve Jobs would be proud.
For some reason I have a pricker closest to my left. [img]http://wkneedle.bayrose.org/Articles/images/pricker.jpg[/img]
Fuck, I got a fork and a cup AND a bag of Fritos. Let's do dis.
A plate.
A ruler...fuck. Guess I can twang them to death.
My iPhone, it's okay, I'll download some super cool laser app to help me!
PSP I'll just hit them with the lanyard attaching place I guess
[img]http://www.capsplaza.com/shop.dll/images/products/4ef22bc875f03e53503fc457d20df07e.jpg[/img] Oddjob style? Or does it count at the end of a stick?
Energy Drink Can.
[QUOTE=Mister Royzo;26096715][img_thumb]http://www.capsplaza.com/shop.dll/images/products/4ef22bc875f03e53503fc457d20df07e.jpg[/img_thumb] Oddjob style? Or does it count at the end of a stick?[/QUOTE] Silly Skeleton you have your top hat.
An empty ink cartrage, or if you want whats actually to my extreme left. The door to the entertainment center
[QUOTE=backspace78;26092383]Soo my weapons are -Two used tissues -Hand sanitizer -Kool aid OH YEAH -A sock -A mirror -two empty water bottles -Wood glue -A Blind Guardian cd -A Dio cd -Ubersitcks -A wallet -A cork -Thrillville -An Exacto Knife -A bouncy ball -Some walky talkies -My brother -A fedora -A bunch of pencils -A bunch of pens -Some random Lego's And that's all folks.[/QUOTE] So how does this work, is your room circular and do you have each of those items lying on a shelf that covers the entire left half of the room? You must be sitting at the exact center then. You've put a lot of effort into maximizing the amount of items that are exactly closest to you, that's for sure.
To my left? Butterfly knife, *insert everything went better than expected*
Does my cat count?
Awesome a pen. Stab, Stab, Stab.
A wrist brace.... Wait...waaaait...BRACE FOR IMPACT
a straw hat :/ well ... oh wait [IMG]http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/3084/kunglaomk2fix.gif[/IMG] I put some razor on it then i throw it at zombies :D Edit After that i'm fucked ...
A 1/4 full 50cl plastic bottle of Buxton water. I'm fucked, aren't I?
I have a 13" laptop to my left, and it's not overly well built
Plastic water bottle...well fuck.
mp3 player... Kill them with METAL!
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