• The item closest to you on your left is now your weapon in a Zombie Apocolypse.
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Vodka on the rocks. Hmm. This has potential.
A gun rack with no guns Fuck me
Mobile, laptop, pillow or remote.
It's either a table or my bed. This ain't gonna work.
[img]http://www.yorkblog.com/flipside/fedora_felt_hat.jpeg[/img] I'll just be smooth and challenge the zombies to a dance-off.
cool i can put a sharpie in it's pooper
a bottle of lilt
Wow... KY jelly. How the fuck can I use that. Wait how did this get on my desk anyway
What the hell am I supposed to do with a broken Philips remote?
My parrot.
Oh great a calculator. I'm gonna crack some heads with this.
[img]http://www.photoshopsupport.com/photoshop-blog/07/10/photoshop-blog/bamboo-pen-tablet.jpg[/img] :saddowns: I'm fucked.
my scanner?
Apparently I'm fighting off zombies using my lab partner Nathan as a weapon. Cool.
A desk. I'll just beat zombies to death with it.
a fork or tv, both to my left but the fork is on the tv..
iPod touch. Fuck.
My penis... awesome! :dance:
[img]http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/images/product_images/thumbnails_180/pal244_1_love_my_computer_mug_300.jpg[/img] would you like a hot cup of skull fracture, you pesky zombies?
As soon as I read the title, I grabbed the coaster on my table and threw it across the room. Dangerous.
a German dictionary i will teach the zombies german
My backpack. At least it wights about as much as a sledgehammer.
A printer. I can actually see that doing some damage. It's pretty massive.
[img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/318MwLwydSL.jpg[/img] Solid metal construction, from aircraft grade aluminum gonna crack some heads with this.
One of those tug of war ropes for dogs. Yeah I'll kick some major ass with this.
[img]http://lh3.googleusercontent.com/public/HxkwaJlm16n2kVWXkdH7jbVLj5kybapMk-r6psKwaKFabUL5wE11JqjML-qfhWCiZo_lq-q10v_STYMu6muZ8DJNl6s-uz4XH4HU-7Zg1wRDSCaoDqypncJVN-pIQpsBG6m-paXS3RpUR6sNS_5KuifZ8f_fJa4lkLA07L2d2wceNy2eSbjm91sWUKjlXn9f0kxs[/img] Woo
A small glass bottle of cough syrup.
The paper filter from my spliff that was smoked Fuck, now I'm inebriated and zombies are coming. Oh well, see you in the undead-life
heh. i have a gerber folding knife sitting right next to my keyboard shame they don't have good range
A cd. I might make a ninja star outta this. Eh screw this, why am I gonna use a cd anyway when I've got my dad's airpowered pistol lying around in our house somewhere with plenty of pellets?
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