• Shit That Gets You Mad v27 - You can't be mad about that because I said so
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Being "bladder shy" in crowded-as-fuck public bathrooms sucks. That moment when you have enough piss to fill a milk jug but still can't go because there's a line of impatient dudes behind you.
[QUOTE=darth-veger;52991817]My room mate games till 3 AM every night while I go to bed at 12-1 AM, today he went a step further by going to bed at 11 PM just to wake up at 2 AM to game till 7 AM in the morning with occasional fucking loud bursts of laughter.[/QUOTE] Everything I hear about roommates makes me never want to have one.
So I just got advertised shoes that I was talking to my friends about. I thought that was odd, and it turns out the messenger app has likely been listening to my conversations. Why the hell is that standard? There is NO reason my messenger app needs microphone permissions, there is NO reason that the Google play store should be "body sensors". I'm so sick of our technology fucking spying on us, you know what I want? A phone that has small low profile switches on the side, each giving power to the microphone circuit, camera circuit, etc. If I don't flip that switch, I want it physically impossible for my phone to use those devices. Because if I want to use them I will turn them on, use them, and then turn them off. I want control over how MY device works, and there is no reason that my phone should be spying on me by default. I'm so close to getting a damn flip phone, this surveillance shit is driving me up the wall. [editline]20th December 2017[/editline] If I am not actively and purposefully using something like my phone's camera or microphone, there is no reason it should be on or transmitting data. Period, no exceptions.
When you post on any forum about a game running with dogshit framerate, because the optimization is garbage. There's always 3 kinds of posts you will see: 1.) "The game runs fine for me! sux for every1one else!" 2.) "ur computer is terrible/bad/ungood. Get better one and the game will run fine. Hope that helps!" 3.) "Make sure you restart your computer!" a.k.a. The guy who's borderline computer illiterate and thinks he has solutions, but never does.
The stress i went through in the past few days has me concerned that life is slowly corrupting me into being a pretty shitty person in the name of feeling better about myself. Considering i've already seen an escort, the thought of being corrupted further by life isn't the best thing to think about over the winter holiday.
My brother ate my foods,then act out like if it were nothing. But,when i unknowingly eat his food,he got really fucking angry,to the point threatening me. I swear to god,if you eat my food without asking again,im going to beat your fucking ass. Right now,im just holding back to avoid violence.
840m is such a piece of shit graphics card not even a basic game can get past 15fps AT THE LOWEST FUCKING SETTINGS!! God damn I've had computers from the 90s with better framerates on fucking software render.
When someone's ultra mega cockeyed and you can't tell if they're addressing you or someone else 90° away or both.
[QUOTE=xZippy;52995097]When someone's ultra mega cockeyed and you can't tell if they're addressing you or someone else 90° away or both.[/QUOTE] I've had people ask me if I'm looking at them or the wall, or just straight up ask who/what I'm looking at I downplay it by saying that I'm part lizard :v:
Pissed at myself for staying up til 2:30 in the morning and having to get up for work at 6. Felt like shit, but bounced back rather well. Still, never a-fucking-gain.
Prank youtubers who actually [i]do[/i] have good pranks, but ruin their videos with dorky music, pointlessly long talking intros, cringy thumbnails with "OMG" in the image and childish editing that doesn't add anything.
Room mate is loud again and i'm too tired to confront him so instead i'm just letting my PC run overnight since my PC has a defective GPU fan that spins at 100% at all times and thus generating quite some noise, this noise should cancel out his talking to a certain degree :glare:
Accidentally overwrite my save in skyrim
My alienware m17x laptop of 2012 bricked, as I expected after the awful bios and black screen issues I had that kept appearing after fixes. Great now I don't have a laptop for games and Source filmmaker projects outside my home. Any good ideas?
These two guys on Overwatch were saying extremely awful shit to my girlfriend while she was playing comp. They were telling her that her only worth as a woman was to show them her tits, telling her she has an extra chromosome, and screaming and berating her gameplay. And the worst fucking part: She couldn't leave voice chat because [B]the game would think she's throwing it and punish her for it.[/B] I'm so fucking sick of this competitive gaming culture and especially damn Blizzard for forcing players to put up with abuse and having to stick around for an entire match before they can leave and report players.
Boy BOY boy [b]BOY I TELL YOU HWAT[/b] there's nothing i love MORE more than talking in a chat in a video game and everyone just ignores you completely and then you ask "is everyone just muted me?" and they go "no we're just ignoring you" outright thanks guys you guys are chatting away and i join in and you're like "no fuck you" love it love it love it
I messaged a group of irl friends saying I wanna talk about something intending to come out as trans to them and then I completely chickened out and left them hanging saying it's nothing, I'm fine, I'm such a fucking idiot [editline]21st December 2017[/editline] one of them is on FP and if he's seen pretty much anything I've posted for a while he probably knows, I don't know why I ever tried to keep it a secret. Nothing I do makes sense
Man,i wish i can control my head in morning. Everytime i made a post when i just woke up,its either incomprehensible or just outright stupid
[QUOTE=Bernie Buddy;52996886]Boy BOY boy [b]BOY I TELL YOU HWAT[/b] there's nothing i love MORE more than talking in a chat in a video game and everyone just ignores you completely and then you ask "is everyone just muted me?" and they go "no we're just ignoring you" outright thanks guys you guys are chatting away and i join in and you're like "no fuck you" love it love it love it[/QUOTE] It's fucking beautiful when the same fucking cunts also want to scream about your class choise because "muh meta" and try to false report you. Shove a rusty knife up your asses you whiny totalitarian cunts.
I was playing rocket league for the first time in a few months two days ago, wasn't doing too well because I had no fucking idea how the new gamemodes work Some clandudes told me to kill myself, when I told them to fuck off they said they 'exposed' me Imagine getting that upset over a videogame
"Hey I got the new movie. is this a good time for us all to watch it?" "yeah" even though one of them had a doctor's appointment at that time and didn't tell anyone but said "yes" anyways.
[QUOTE=ThatSwordGuy;52996850]These two guys on Overwatch were saying extremely awful shit to my girlfriend while she was playing comp. They were telling her that her only worth as a woman was to show them her tits, telling her she has an extra chromosome, and screaming and berating her gameplay. And the worst fucking part: She couldn't leave voice chat because [B]the game would think she's throwing it and punish her for it.[/B] I'm so fucking sick of this competitive gaming culture and especially damn Blizzard for forcing players to put up with abuse and having to stick around for an entire match before they can leave and report players.[/QUOTE] And people call me a pussy for muting chat be it in OW or any other competitive game. 9 times out of 10 people have nothing worthwhile to say. Is mostly edgy teens trying to act like they have some kind of "style" for saying/typing epic zingers in a fucking videogame.
"Did you just [i]unironically[/i] say/use/cite [X thing which makes a solid point against my opinion]? Hahahahaha ok I'm done." Even if I don't personally have a stake in the argument this shit is vicariously humiliating. I feel embarrassed on their behalf like how can anyone not just hate themselves for such a pathetic cop-out? Much less strut away and lie to themselves they somehow showed everyone and won the day? I just witnessed this in it's purest form and was actually nauseated. Good god damn.
Before placing electric stimulation sticky pads on certain older patients and moving the clothing only to be assailed with a whirlwind of dead skin flakes and knowing you'll have to throw out a perfectly good pair of stim pads cause they'll look like the ground during early snowfall when you're done. Yeck.
[QUOTE=Sombrero;52994886]840m is such a piece of shit graphics card not even a basic game can get past 15fps AT THE LOWEST FUCKING SETTINGS!! God damn I've had computers from the 90s with better framerates on fucking software render.[/QUOTE] "Gaming laptop" is an oxymoron, I think. Part of the reason why i have an Alienware Alpha console as my secondary PC.
[QUOTE=flashn00b;52998021]"Gaming laptop" is an oxymoron, I think. Part of the reason why i have an Alienware Alpha console as my secondary PC.[/QUOTE] Honestly my Lenovo Y500 from some time ago was pretty awesome though. It was cool because you either had one GT 750m and an optical drive, or two GT 750ms in SLI. It wasn't competitive to a desktop, but it did work really well for medium graphics at 1080p. It was even small enough to be considered totally portable, and had a few hours of battery life. I really liked that computer, it was a shame I broke it.
[url=https://puu.sh/yLYnC.png]Months later, i am still salt about Square-Enix stealing Platinunum's credit[/url]
I swear everyone I know is bi-polar, they go from happy to having a stick up their ass at the drop of a hat. Getting pretty tired of it.
[QUOTE=Richardroth;52998542]I swear everyone I know is bi-polar, they go from happy to having a stick up their ass at the drop of a hat. Getting pretty tired of it.[/QUOTE] You're actually annoyed at people for not having one consistent emotion at all times?
When someone asks you a question. and immediately says "oh going to bed now goodnight" like the fuck? Fool I hadn't even replied yet, within the same 20 seconds too like
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