• Shit That Gets You Mad v27 - You can't be mad about that because I said so
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My bank card snapped :s:
Parents that are unnecessarily authoritative and controlling. The ones that break out in hives when the word "fun" is uttered from a distance.
Wanna know what's fun? Downloading a 50GB game and copying it over to an external hard drive, moving said contents to a secondary machine only for Steam to redownload everything anyways
[QUOTE=flashn00b;53002810]Wanna know what's fun? Downloading a 50GB game and copying it over to an external hard drive, moving said contents to a secondary machine only for Steam to redownload everything anyways[/QUOTE] Yeah, Steam likes to do that. Especially Origin.. In fact, last night me and a friend were gonna play PUBG and he had to download the new updates, he hadn't played in a while. So instead Steam decided he needed to reinstall the whole fucking game to play.
[QUOTE=Berman Slick;53002853]When I try to fuck my fiance in his sleep but he rolls over as soon as I get my dick in[/QUOTE] You shouldn't be fucking anyone in their sleep
[QUOTE=Berman Slick;53002853]When I try to fuck my fiance in his sleep but he rolls over as soon as I get my dick in[/QUOTE] What the fuck
When I'm shaving and knick myself, then bleed like a stuck pig.
[QUOTE=Episode;53002846]Yeah, Steam likes to do that. Especially Origin.. In fact, last night me and a friend were gonna play PUBG and he had to download the new updates, he hadn't played in a while. So instead Steam decided he needed to reinstall the whole fucking game to play.[/QUOTE] Are you sure that wasn't just the massive 1.0 patch?
I love my family but I hate the holidays because it's just me, my parents, and my three childless aunts
Getting sick as shit on Christmas. Why not right?
[QUOTE=Michael haxz;53002858]You shouldn't be fucking anyone in their sleep[/QUOTE] Some people are into that, I'm going to assume they talked about it beforehand
[QUOTE=Berman Slick;53002853]When I try to fuck my fiance in his sleep but he rolls over as soon as I get my dick in[/QUOTE] That’s rape dude
We can probably assume it was a previously agreed-upon thing instead of immediately calling rape
[QUOTE=xZippy;53003006]Getting sick as shit on Christmas. Why not right?[/QUOTE] This is life's christmas gift to me every year.
[QUOTE=Booker K;53003741]i hate laugh tracks in sitcoms so gad damn much oh hey, the actor said something that was apparently silly let's just cue the laugh track every five fucking seconds they do that[/QUOTE] How else am I supposed to know what's funny otherwise?
It somewhat infuriates me that these days I cannot fully enjoy games anymore. Sure, sometimes they might be a game that keeps my interest for a while but usually after few days or even one or two sessions, I do not feel like playing the a game anymore. Furthermore I often feel like I want to invest myself into a game but once I boot it up, I just want to do something else.
[QUOTE=junker|154;53003779]It somewhat infuriates me that these days I cannot fully enjoy games anymore. Sure, sometimes they might be a game that keeps my interest for a while but usually after few days or even one or two sessions, I do not feel like playing the a game anymore. Furthermore I often feel like I want to invest myself into a game but once I boot it up, I just want to do something else.[/QUOTE] I feel like in the last four or five years I've lost my imagination and my drive, games I used to get months of endless enjoyment out of can barely hold my attention for a few hours. And I think the last game that sat through and beat to completion was dark souls 3, and that's probably because me and my brother co-op'd the whole thing.
[QUOTE=slapdown3;53003798]I feel like in the last four or five years I've lost my imagination and my drive, games I used to get months of endless enjoyment out of can barely hold my attention for a few hours. And I think the last game that sat through and beat to completion was dark souls 3, and that's probably because me and my brother co-op'd the whole thing.[/QUOTE] Yeah, even the games I'm very positive towards. At some point my interest just fleets. That said I also have to admit that the industry changed quite a bit and games these days don't feel the same to me anymore, they became way to formulaic for my taste. Really early on I remember playing just demos for hours, it was neat being an impressionable kid.
Fucking hate the matchmaking in splatoon. It's like Nintendo tried their damndest to make the worst system possible as some sort of joke. Like god fucking forbid I'm not on a team without at least two braindead four-year-olds who score less than 100 points in a game where you could suck on the controller like a giant pacifier and probably get three times that. I tried playing with my friends but being on a team is something you have to unlock by doing enough Nintendo matchmaking. If I'm ever randomly assigned to a team that includes my friends suddenly the "connection is unstable!!1!" and I'm not allowed to move while the rest of the game continues without me and I get repeatedly sniped by some dipshit over and over. Like seriously does nintendo not understand that getting matched with fucking idiots over and over and over isn't fun? That games where one person consistently scores 1500 to 2000 more points than the rest of their losing team might not be balanced? How do you fuck up a game this badly and still have a fucking job. It's fucking cancerous.
It is 1 AM on Christmas morning and my mom comes into my room and asks if my brother has a PS3 [B]why would you not ask me this whenever you were at the store[/B]
Why is my iPhone asking me to insert a SIM card after factory resetting it and not progressing any further? It should just work without one.
[QUOTE=Zombinie;53003210]Some people are into that, I'm going to assume they talked about it beforehand[/QUOTE] The only context was he was trying to fuck his spouse in their sleep so forgive me for judging based off of what's there. I hope they talked about it before hand because it's malicious as fuck if they didn't.
What the hell is this movie my parents are watching?? Some guy's daughter dies and his fucking piece of shit coworkers and "friends" decide instead of letting him grieve like you're supposed to fucking do instead they're like "HEY LET'S HIRE A BUNCH OF FUCKING ACTORS TO ACT LIKE GHOSTS IN FRONT OF HIM AND THEN EDIT THEM OUT AND SHOW THE FOOTAGE TO HIM SO HE THINKS HE'S CRAZY" like FUCK you and FUCK every single movie that even remotely does something like this. My parents are actually invested in this anti-moral shit saying it's "sad" yeah it's sad that these people are doing this to him. Holy fucking shit. [editline]automerge is for weiners[/editline] Imagine if out of all the innocent movies and tv shows that every once in a while someone just made a movie or episode saying something bad is good like "Going into your friend's house and stealing all his stuff is actually good because he learns a life lesson!" and then every fucking body just treats it like it's a reasonable moral. I've seen this same plotline like at least 3 times. What is the appeal?? Are the people who come up with these ideas legitimately insane?
[QUOTE=Bernie Buddy;53004720]What the hell is this movie my parents are watching?? Some guy's daughter dies and his fucking piece of shit coworkers and "friends" decide instead of letting him grieve like you're supposed to fucking do instead they're like "HEY LET'S HIRE A BUNCH OF FUCKING ACTORS TO ACT LIKE GHOSTS IN FRONT OF HIM AND THEN EDIT THEM OUT AND SHOW THE FOOTAGE TO HIM SO HE THINKS HE'S CRAZY" like FUCK you and FUCK every single movie that even remotely does something like this. My parents are actually invested in this anti-moral shit saying it's "sad" yeah it's sad that these people are doing this to him. Holy fucking shit. [editline]automerge is for weiners[/editline] Imagine if out of all the innocent movies and tv shows that every once in a while someone just made a movie or episode saying something bad is good like "Going into your friend's house and stealing all his stuff is actually good because he learns a life lesson!" and then every fucking body just treats it like it's a reasonable moral. I've seen this same plotline like at least 3 times. What is the appeal?? Are the people who come up with these ideas legitimately insane?[/QUOTE] Okay I gotta look up the imdb page on some of these out of morbid curiosity. Do you know any names?
So I installed ecryptfs to protect my documents from data theif. Found out it's refusing to unmount upon logout so everyone can see plaintext files clear as day. Tried all the "fixes" and I still get the same shit. I shitst-, oops I mean systemd would fuck off forever. Cocksuckers haven't fixed this since there was bug reports years ago.
[QUOTE=Humin;53004778]Okay I gotta look up the imdb page on some of these out of morbid curiosity. Do you know any names?[/QUOTE] I don't remember the name but it stars Will Smith [editline]not automerge[/editline] The other one I recall is Anger Management.
Trying to learn ancient Egyptian history and seeing people discrediting dedicated historians and circulating stupid "history is a lie" conspiracy garbage... "Egyptians didn't build the pyramids." "They didn't drag the stones, there's no drag marks in the [B][U]DESSERT...[/U][/B]" "It was a civilization of white people." [QUOTE]I don't believe the pyramids were built by people. It would have been impossible.•[/QUOTE] Also aliens... :pyramid: And when they get called out for this baseless bullshit, they retort by saying that person is gullible and needs to be "educated". The history, culture, architecture, etc fascinates me, but these weirdos make me feel like I've been clubbed over the fucking head.
This Christmas day is probably the most half assed disheartening Christmas day in my 23 years. Piece of shit uncle couldn't keep his fucking mouth shut as usual, blowing his fucking gasket over the most asinine retarded bullshit a sane person just couldn't think of. Probably the reason my grandma didn't go crazy cooking nice things, something she always loves to do. Instead it was sausages with bread. I FUCKING hate my goddamn uncle. I can't take this shit anymore. Not even on FUCKING CHRISTMAS DOES THIS CUNT COCKSUCKER HAVE IT IN HIM TO BE A REGULAR HUMAB FUCKING BEING INSTEAD OF SOME FUCKING REPULSIVE ASSWIPE. On one hand I was looking forward for Christmas for the time off and hopefully feeling somewhat better, but all I get is more shit on already shit-stained platters. THIS SHIT CAN GO FUCK ITSELF. I don't want this anymore.
Just found out my grandpa is racist who "usually says the n word" when referring to """afro americans""" What the fuck And that's straight out of his mouth
I HOPE THIS SAD SACK OF SHIT FUCKING DIES OF LUNG CANCER THEENTIRE WORLDWOHLD BE A BETTER PLACE WITHOUT YOU UCKING DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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