• Shit That Gets You Mad v27 - You can't be mad about that because I said so
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How does Google manage to make Android's gps so terrible? I used the gps to get to a concert 30 minutes away. It worked perfectly fine and I got on time becauae it took me on the express way as expected. I assumed that when I asked the gps to take me back home, that it would lead me back to the expressway. Instead it [u]completely[/u] avoided even going near the expressway. Instead It had me going through the weirdest streets and alleys and at one point it even wanted me to go on a road that wasn't even fucking there. When I realized it said "estimated time [b]2 hours 37 minutes[/b]" I thought "That can't be right". so my brother took out his iPhone's gps and VOILA "estimated time 30 mimutes" AND it lead us STRAIGHT back tothe expresway I don't understand WHAT the fuck Google was trying to do or why it picked that path.
Google maps once told me to use a freeway on ramp that didn't exist yet. It was still being constructed.
[QUOTE=RoboChimp;53088673]Google maps once told me to use a freeway on ramp that didn't exist yet. It was still being constructed.[/QUOTE] most road information is provided by local municipalities/mapping agencies, I remember this happening when I was living in a small town, there was supposed to be a freeway that ran through town square and for nearly two whole years GPS was screwed until they officially called the project off.
spend a day redownloading a game in case it would fix its launch crashing issue just to have it crash on launch even faster
[QUOTE=Sega Saturn;53088356] -network hell- [/QUOTE] Networking hell is the most common problem I've had with computer builds. Windows would see most of the stuff attached fine, but I almost ALWAYS had to download network drivers because windows didn't have them. One day I got greeted to a nice and awesome "no longer supported" page on netgear, but the fucking assholes decided to not only remove support pages, but to remove driver downloads entirely, like what the fuck?
I hate those ads where a company is giving a taste test but they have their ingredients list out so the "competition"'s ingredient list is like "SOY GLUTATE, DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE, some other fucking long words that people don't know but are still perfectly fine to eat etc etc" and then their brand's list is something like "CHICKEN W/O ANTIBIOTICS, PURE MILK, NON-GMO CHEESE" and all the fucking "taste-testers" go "i liek dat one cuz i knoe doze werds" like what the fuck and they act like this proves something?? yeah it proves that people are fucking ignorant and that their whole process for judging whether or not something is good to eat is "if i've never heard of it before, it must be bad"
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;53086451]Its incredible how expensive apartments are, like god damn. 1 bed, 1 bath apartment in a seedy part of town sits at around $495-525/mo (€398/422). A 1 bed, 1 bath apartment of the same size and condition in a semi-okay part of town is bare minimum $850 (€683). Want a slightly bigger apartment? Get ready to jump into the $1000+ range. The shit's insane, iirc apartments in Wisconsin, which is literally a 20 minute drive to the border, are much cheaper despite being in better condition. Man Illinois just has this amazing power to just...fuckin [I]suck everywhere[/I][/QUOTE] I feel you, dude. Toronto is now the most expensive place in Canada to live in. A 1 bedroom apartment in the building I live in is $1025 (That's 832.63 USD or 669.85 Euro) monthly to rent, and that's considered "holy shit I gotta jump on that" cheap.
Tried calling a local Dollar Tree to see if they're hiring and the bitch hangs up on me. Fuck me for needing a job I guess.
[QUOTE=Bernie Buddy;53088996]I hate those ads where a company is giving a taste test but they have their ingredients list out so the "competition"'s ingredient list is like "SOY GLUTATE, DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE, some other fucking long words that people don't know but are still perfectly fine to eat etc etc" and then their brand's list is something like "CHICKEN W/O ANTIBIOTICS, PURE MILK, NON-GMO CHEESE" and all the fucking "taste-testers" go "i liek dat one cuz i knoe doze werds" like what the fuck and they act like this proves something?? yeah it proves that people are fucking ignorant and that their whole process for judging whether or not something is good to eat is "if i've never heard of it before, it must be bad"[/QUOTE] I hate that """natural""" ingredients and flavoring is a way to gloat that they're more "real", when in fact it still has the same shitty chemical taste and maybe one less scientifically cryptic ingredient. Near impossible to find something that's actually real with no flavor/color bullshit added without costing ungodly amounts.
I love my dog but I hate giving her a bath. It’s not that she struggles, or that she tries to get out. No in fact she stands still. The worst part is that she shivers, and stares at me with these enormous, watery eyes. I feel like I’m being mean.
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;53089209]I love my dog but I hate giving her a bath. It’s not that she struggles, or that she tries to get out. No in fact she stands still. The worst part is that she shivers, and stares at me with these enormous, watery eyes. I feel like I’m being mean.[/QUOTE] Maybe use warmer water if she's shivering?
[QUOTE=Zombinie;53089215]Maybe use warmer water if she's shivering?[/QUOTE] Our dogs also did this, no matter the water temperature. I think dogs just universally don't like getting bathed.
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;53089209]I love my dog but I hate giving her a bath. It’s not that she struggles, or that she tries to get out. No in fact she stands still. The worst part is that she shivers, and stares at me with these enormous, watery eyes. I feel like I’m being mean.[/QUOTE] use warmer water, and possibly use a blow dryer on low heat if it doesnt spook her. also, give her a towel to roll around on to dry off
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;53089209]I love my dog but I hate giving her a bath. It’s not that she struggles, or that she tries to get out. No in fact she stands still. The worst part is that she shivers, and stares at me with these enormous, watery eyes. I feel like I’m being mean.[/QUOTE] My dog does this even though she does not fear getting hosed down, turns out the faucet running scares her. I just fill the tub and bring her in after and it goes much better.
The shivering is out of fear. She does the same during a thunder storm.
the forced steam mobile authenticator trash is so unnecessarily convoluted and shite, the developers need to be fuckin slapped
"I'll fill my Youtube poop with repeating videos, ear rape and memes from 2007!"
These fucking "national" test is nothing more than a fucking weight for student. Previously,its include 3 subject,now its fucking all of them. And no,this is doesn't have connection with final test at all. These "national" test do more harm than good
The retarded unskippable fucking intro of Max getting into his shitty apartment is getting on my nerves because 100% saves don't fucking work. What a waste of 6 minutes, fuck whoever thought unskippable cutscenes was a sound idea. Worst of all, an empty .bik doesn't do shit, it just crashes to desktop. Fuck this stupid ass game, fuck Social Club, fuck Rockstar.
[QUOTE=cynaraos;53088715]spend a day redownloading a game in case it would fix its launch crashing issue just to have it crash on launch even faster[/QUOTE] actually I forgot about the better example: spend a day redownloading a game in case it would fix its launch problems to have it launch properly once and then four hours later have the launch problems again
Finally able to sleep before fucking 11pm. Nope, you get t9 wake up even more tired and thirsty despite drinking plenty of water. Fuck this shit why even bother.
fucking exam after a good three class sessions when we didn't even properly go over all of the examples leaving me unable to figure out how to solve a certain type of problem.
I'm afraid the time has finally come to start looking for a new job. But to be honest I have no idea what I want to do. My current place is a bike shop that's about to go bankrupt, boss is depressed and won't show up on Saturdays, leaves me (19) and my 18 year old coworker to run the store on our own during those days. Sure, we manage but between customers we don't feel like doing a lot. What [I]especially[/I] is not helping is that I'm developing a growing hatred for customers and their children. There are days that I'm getting furious from kids touching merchandise, needing to turn every single light on and keep blowing horns which I hear every week. It's getting increasingly more attractive to skin one of these kids alive and hang them to our flag post outside. Last Saturday I got accused that a computer was slow because [I]I[/I] apparently installed "many programs", when I already advised months ago to replace the hard drive with an SSD. Oh yeah and the same coworker was getting sick that "everything is barely working". No shit when the boss didn't show up again the week before, so I constantly had to drop what I was doing and help customers, resulting that I couldn't reconnect the printers, clean up after me and set up the IP cameras in the store. I really need to get the fuck out of there and find something new but I have no idea if there's place for a student looking to work part-time. Plus I'm overall getting anxious when I have to look for a new job which doesn't help me either.
Why the fuck can't I remember anything? Why do I forget fucking everything the second I look away I'll put my clothes in the washing machine, go to check and see if there are any loose socks lying around, and then somewhere along the line I forget to actually go back and turn the washing machine on, yet for some reason I assume that I turned the washing machine on and so here I fucking am WAITING FOR THE WASHING MACHINE TO FINISH WASHING, EVEN THOUGH IT WAS NEVER TURNED ON IN THE FIRST PLACE and of course i have to go to work soon and I won't have enough time to dry my shit I might even need to call in late because of my own stupidity I'm already in a bad mood because I was out in the rain yesterday for 9 hours with barely any protection because my workplace is too cheap to provide anything other than a poncho that at most goes down to my waist and now I get to do it AGAIN it's only monday this week already sucks
i have nobody to talk to, nobody really understands me the people i can talk to treat my past trauma as if its nothing
When teachers give A LOT of homework over the weekend...
[QUOTE=PivotalSpark;53092098]When teachers give A LOT of homework over the weekend...[/QUOTE] Or when they give you reading assignments over break. Fuck that shit, it's called a break for a reason. When you take vacation from work they don't make you inventory shit while you're away.
-snip it's a disorder apparently and I feel bad now sorry-
[QUOTE=cynaraos;53091954]i have nobody to talk to, nobody really understands me the people i can talk to treat my past trauma as if its nothing[/QUOTE] "Suddenly being on your own when moving can be overwhelming! You can feel so lonely!" yeah i dont think thats gonna be a problem when the only person i live with right now, my mother, means basically nothing to me other than "person who makes me food and does that other stuff", really just things i could probably easily do on my own theyre so condescending
I fucking hate this god damn wireless dongle. any USB port next to the one I plug it into on my laptop immediately bwcomes just partially obscured enough by its fat ass that it becomes completely unuseable. I need to get a USB extension cord but I shouldn't need to make that kind of accommodation for a wireless fucking dongle. Why do I have to use a wireless dongle you ask? Because my gaming laptops shitty wireless hardware is shitty and fucking god awful and horrific in every god damn way. Killer Wireless? Yeah, Killer of any hope in hell of a fast, stable connection, and also killer of the fucking computer its attached to. This motherfucker fluctuates between 100 KB/s and 1000 KB/s like it can't decide just how fucking slowly it wants to actually work. My actual connection speed should be several times that, and it is on almost any other device. I thought the PS4 I have had an inexcusably shitty fucking wireless chipset but my gaming laptop's shitdick [B]GAMER WIRELESS[/B] blows that shit away, because not only does it suck dick at basic connectivity, it fucking bluescreens my laptop at random. Fucking brilliant shit there, 1,000/10. I love everything else about this laptop(except maybe the screen, but I don't really hate it it's just a bog-standard laptop IPS panel) but the wireless is pure shit and all I can do is pray a driver update fixes it. At any rate, I'm not fucking with anything that says it has "Killer Wireless" in it ever again.
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