Shit That Gets You Mad v27 - You can't be mad about that because I said so
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People that do this
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[QUOTE=SAULSBASHWALL;53092884]I fucking hate this god damn wireless dongle. any USB port next to the one I plug it into on my laptop immediately bwcomes just partially obscured enough by its fat ass that it becomes completely unuseable. I need to get a USB extension cord but I shouldn't need to make that kind of accommodation for a wireless fucking dongle.
Why do I have to use a wireless dongle you ask? Because my gaming laptops shitty wireless hardware is shitty and fucking god awful and horrific in every god damn way. Killer Wireless? Yeah, Killer of any hope in hell of a fast, stable connection, and also killer of the fucking computer its attached to. This motherfucker fluctuates between 100 KB/s and 1000 KB/s like it can't decide just how fucking slowly it wants to actually work. My actual connection speed should be several times that, and it is on almost any other device. I thought the PS4 I have had an inexcusably shitty fucking wireless chipset but my gaming laptop's shitdick [B]GAMER WIRELESS[/B] blows that shit away, because not only does it suck dick at basic connectivity, it fucking bluescreens my laptop at random. Fucking brilliant shit there, 1,000/10. I love everything else about this laptop(except maybe the screen, but I don't really hate it it's just a bog-standard laptop IPS panel) but the wireless is pure shit and all I can do is pray a driver update fixes it. At any rate, I'm not fucking with anything that says it has "Killer Wireless" in it ever again.[/QUOTE]
Why are you using wireless input devices?
[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;53093335]People that do this
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I'll be honest, I'm having a hard time figuring out what you're actually trying to convey with this picture
[QUOTE=NikoChekhov;53093406]I'll be honest, I'm having a hard time figuring out what you're actually trying to convey with this picture[/QUOTE]
Turning across three lanes to make a left turn.
When you turn left, you're supposed to be in the leftmost lane of your side.
In the image the person is in the farthest right.
I hate how bad I procrastinate now. I have a month left to finish a modeling project and I keep getting distracted by Youtube / Discord / Twitch / etc. Maybe I'll stay focused if I close everything except for Spotify.
Art teacher said that we have to make a goddamn bust model from clay for "national" test.
Like,do you expect me to whip up a goddamn bust like an artisan?
You don't even taught us any basic,how the fuck we supposed to do that?
At least,teach us the basic technique first.
[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;53093419]Turning across three lanes to make a left turn.
When you turn left, you're supposed to be in the leftmost lane of your side.
In the image the person is in the farthest right.[/QUOTE]
Ah gotcha. Tired-ass me at 1AM thought that was somebody cutting across a highway median into opposing traffic. Which I wouldn't blame you for getting pissed at that either :v:
1 dog hears a pen drop and grumbles. The other assumes the first must have heard something important so he starts grumbling and barking. The first believes the other must have heard something important too and so now he's barking. Other dogs begin to get riled up assuming the first two have clearly heard something important.
Now there is a horde of dogs going nuts over phantoms at our door because they heard a pen drop. This is my life
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;53094284]1 dog hears a pen drop and grumbles. The other assumes the first must have heard something important so he starts grumbling and barking. The first believes the other must have heard something important too and so now he's barking. Other dogs begin to get riled up assuming the first two have clearly heard something important.
Now there is a horde of dogs going nuts over phantoms at our door because they heard a pen drop. This is my life[/QUOTE]
There's a couple of Newfoundlands and a Beagle in my neighborhood that, without fail, always manage to just sit outside and go "AROAUUUUUUU! AAAROOOO!" and bark at [I]fucking nothing[/I] for up to an hour.
My dog gets excited thinking its something interesting happening, and she goes apeshit to try and go outside.
Long winded "wah my parents do something I don't like wahh" rant incoming.
Do not get me wrong. I love my parents. At their best times, they're wonderful and more than anything I could ever ask for. But holy shit. When things start to go south, they go south faster than an obese kid down a 80 degree angle grease lubed slip n' slide from Hell.
I fucking hate how my parents are all talk and no bite and essentially plug their ears and pretend nothing is ever wrong.
"We need to sit down with so and so and have a big talk about this" or "I'm at my wits end at what so and so keeps doing" but they NEVER do what they say they're going to do and they only gripe and yell behind someone's back instead of actually confronting them about a serious problem. And I have to listen to their fucking pointless ranting and "I'M GONNA DO THIS IF IT DOESN'T IMPROVE" and all these empty threats and sometimes getting the brunt of their wildly misdirected overflowing frustration.
[B]THIS IS WHY MY BROTHER WAS ABLE TO WALK ALL OVER US, USE US, AND IRREVERSIBLY DAMAGE OUR LIVES FINANCIALLY.[/B]
Of course, every time I try to [I]gently[/I] bring this issue up, I'm the big bad guy who just wants to put more stress in their already stressful lives and they just clam up tight and weld themselves shut, becoming infuriatingly elusive of the entire subject completely. I try not to bitch without at least attempting to solve the problem, but they just become massive immovable fixed point obstacles in the universe blocking me out when I try.
You know, I'm not really surprised. Me and my brother both, just pretty much had either toys thrown at us or food shoved in our faces to keep us quiet and just get us to shut up instead of actually solving the problem at hand when we were kids. Worked for him, not so much for me. They've always just tried to slink out of confrontation with us if possible. And I can see why; they handle stress. So. Fucking. [B]Poorly.[/B] My mother turns into an incoherent, paranoid psycho that targets EVERYBODY with the full vocal force of her anger, EXPLOSIVELY, and my father either A) Goes into an animalistic rage fit of his own and throws shit around and breaks things which just pisses him off even more and creates an infinitely looping self-propagating cycle of ever increasing anger until someone can get him to snap out of it, or B) Shuts himself off from the outside world entirely, borderline comatose sulking in a corner in extreme fits of self-loathing and pity partying. Sometimes A comes first and is followed by B when he manages to calm down.
I can't handle this for much longer. This is not helping with my apparent mental issues. I'm going to break.
People who break down and pull the "who cares???!?" card instead of admitting they are painfully wrong.
[QUOTE=Bernie Buddy;53091552]Why the fuck can't I remember anything?
Why do I forget fucking everything the second I look away
I'll put my clothes in the washing machine, go to check and see if there are any loose socks lying around, and then somewhere along the line I forget to actually go back and turn the washing machine on, yet for some reason I assume that I turned the washing machine on and so here I fucking am WAITING FOR THE WASHING MACHINE TO FINISH WASHING, EVEN THOUGH IT WAS NEVER TURNED ON IN THE FIRST PLACE[/QUOTE]
I'm in the same boat; I'm sure it has to do with ADHD or ADD but I'm undiagnosed and don't have medication for dealing with this sort of behavior
These shitty newfangled coke machines.
You can have any drink you could desire, [B]all at once.[/B]
Tyler Perry
Spending time to cook a boxed meal starving to death only to find it's absolute garbage.
Dad is watching Trump give the SoTU address and the fact that people are cheering him on makes me want to fucking puke. He's just watching it so he can rant and rave at the TV.
Whoever invented calculus should go suck a dick. God, I hate math so much...
[QUOTE=Prettyflacko;53096431]Whoever invented calculus should go suck a dick. God, I hate math so much...[/QUOTE]
hey man calculus is a cool guy
[QUOTE=Prettyflacko;53096431]Whoever invented calculus should go suck a dick. God, I hate math so much...[/QUOTE]
You can thank the Egyptians, Greeks, and Romans for that.
When YouTube recommends spoilers.
I ordered a book on last Wednesday (24th). It left Reno, Nevada and arrived in Glendale Heights, Illinois on Saturday (27th). Glendale Heights is an hour drive.
As of yesterday, the 30th, it is now in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. It isn’t expected until next Monday.
What the fuck
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;53097256]I ordered a book on last Wednesday (24th). It left Reno, Nevada and arrived in Glendale Heights, Illinois on Saturday (27th). Glendale Heights is an hour drive.
As of yesterday, the 30th, it is now in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. It isn’t expected until next Monday.
What the fuck[/QUOTE]
That's nothing, I ordered 5 items from newegg and chose next day shipping They broke the order into three different shipments and put two on standard. One of the items, a game, arrived at my door [B]three months later[/B]. I have not shopped with newegg since.
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[QUOTE=The golden;53097331]It's amazing how many guys just totally drop communications with me when I say that I'm lesbian.
And by amazing I mean depressing because they had no other desire to talk to me other than to get nudes/laid.[/QUOTE]
I'll never understand this. I've had a lot of friends who are girls, and I've even friendzoned girls I wasn't sexually interested in. I know a lot of guys do this, but I just don't get why it's gotta be that way.
[editline]31st January 2018[/editline]
[QUOTE=Prettyflacko;53096431]Whoever invented calculus should go suck a dick. God, I hate math so much...[/QUOTE]
skeletons can't suck dicks
I hate it when people don't understand the basic concept of using an escalator and walking up on the left and standign still on the right. This a hundredfold on crowded train stations where I have to rush to transfer between 2 lines. I would dodge escalators all together if it wasn't literally the only way to get up one floor higher within 50 meters.
[QUOTE=The golden;53097331]It's amazing how many guys just totally drop communications with me when I say that I'm lesbian.
And by amazing I mean depressing because they had no other desire to talk to me other than to get nudes/laid.[/QUOTE]
At least the silver lining is that you know you're clearly attractive, right? And besides, would you want to be friends with people who have that kind of shitty one-track-mind? It's like an effort-free idiot cull.
[QUOTE=The golden;53097331]It's amazing how many guys just totally drop communications with me when I say that I'm lesbian.
And by amazing I mean depressing because they had no other desire to talk to me other than to get nudes/laid.[/QUOTE]
It is unfortunate that a good chunk of us use our other head to make decisions, I'd like more female friends just to break up the sausage parties I find myself in.
[QUOTE=Richardroth;53097717]It is unfortunate that a good chunk of us use our other head to make decisions, I'd like more female friends just to break up the sausage parties I find myself in.[/QUOTE]
All of my friends are female, I know way more about periods and birth control than any normal guy.
"No it's not stupid and unfunny, it's uhh... satire. Yeah that's it!"
Someone with a teeth grinding annoying loud laugh, one of the worst thing you can do is making fun of someone's way to express their joy but in secret I cry a little in the inside when someone tells a joke and he hears it so that we can all enjoy his laughter for 10 minutes straight.
It's like Rich Evans but simply worse.
My BF's school asked how much it's costing in gas to pick him up every couple days from school (35 miles each way) and I quoted $100/mo, which is generous but I figured they would give us a Shell (~$3.20/gal) card instead of the discount gasoline(~$2.80/gal) I normally buy. Instead they sent us a fucking Chevron(>$4.50/gal) card!! That'll barely cover it.
If I could stop waking up after 4 or 5 hours of sleep that'd be great.
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