Shit That Gets You Mad v27 - You can't be mad about that because I said so
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My inner voice had changed from Ross Scott to the dialect that [I]The Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn[/I] is written in because I've listened to the latter as an audiobook :v:
oh hey it was valentine's? didnt even notice
So I have about an hour to kill at college but the college wifi blocked facepunch because it relates to "games"
Luckily I have 4G on my phone
I want to install some sort of cowcatcher to a shopping cart when I go do my shopping next time - the sheer number of idiots who just stand around in the aisles just gawping at products with the spatial awareness of donkeys with cataracts fucking infuriates me to no end. Even worse are the dumdums who think they can just leave their trolleys fucking anywhere in the aisle to go gawp at products for a while to the point where you can visualize the cogs slowly turning in their heads as they try to compute the savings between two bottles of olive oil, without realizing the damn cart blocks the aisle and seemingly so lost in gauging the price difference that they can often see you approaching and not move their fucking carts out of courtesy.
A cowcatcher to just fucking shove them into the sauces display every once in a while could fix the problem, I reckon.
When I post in a thread, and it either dies, or my post gets glanced over. :frown:
On a side note of my non existant drawing ability, my handwriting has been the same trash from elementary. Literally nothing has changed aside being able to keep a straight line a little better. Did I get fucked in nerve system roulette or something?
QTEs with prompts that aren't clear. I just died because I didn't know which button to hit and boy does that piss me off.
[editline]15th February 2018[/editline]
[QUOTE=Sombrero;53134887]On a side note of my non existant drawing ability, my handwriting has been the same trash from elementary. Literally nothing has changed aside being able to keep a straight line a little better. Did I get fucked in nerve system roulette or something?[/QUOTE]
My handwriting used to be better and then my dumbfuck retarded bitch of an elementary teacher threatened to call the detention lady up if I didn't start writing faster. Obviously, I started writing faster, and now my handwriiting is fucking garbage.
And if you think I'm spitting venom at her don't get me started on the detention lady herself.
[QUOTE=gk99;53135420]QTEs with prompts that aren't clear. I just died because I didn't know which button to hit and boy does that piss me off.
[editline]15th February 2018[/editline]
My handwriting used to be better and then my dumbfuck retarded bitch of an elementary teacher threatened to call the detention lady up if I didn't start writing faster. Obviously, I started writing faster, and now my handwiriting is fucking garbage.
And if you think I'm spitting venom at her don't get me started on the detention lady herself.[/QUOTE]
My handwriting skills are okay, but I had to endure other kinds of trauma which I think were unforgiveable. When I was young, my mom and dad discovered that I was a lefty like my sister. They didn't think much of it and despite all the 'advice' from overtly superstitious relatives, refused to 'correct' it.
That is, except my teacher in school.
That demented cunt used to thwack my knuckles repeatedly with a wooden (and sometimes steel) ruler to force me to use my right hand to write, to the point where she broke skin and I'm pretty sure did actually sustain damage on that one knuckle because it's made like a weird clicky sound ever since. Imagine enduring that shit, being then mocked for writing all wobbly with your non-dominant hand and on top of all that, We had to write in cursive. :tableflip:
Mom found out about it and got her ass fired, but it sucked. I don't get why being a lefty brings out such superstitious garbage in people who should really know better. :frown:
[QUOTE=snookypookums;53135543]My handwriting skills are okay, but I had to endure other kinds of trauma which I think were unforgiveable. When I was young, my mom and dad discovered that I was a lefty like my sister. They didn't think much of it and despite all the 'advice' from overtly superstitious relatives, refused to 'correct' it.
That is, except my teacher in school.
That demented cunt used to thwack my knuckles repeatedly with a wooden (and sometimes steel) ruler to force me to use my right hand to write, to the point where she broke skin and I'm pretty sure did actually sustain damage on that one knuckle because it's made like a weird clicky sound ever since. Imagine enduring that shit, being then mocked for writing all wobbly with your non-dominant hand and on top of all that, We had to write in cursive. :tableflip:
Mom found out about it and got her ass fired, but it sucked. I don't get why being a lefty brings out such superstitious garbage in people who should really know better. :frown:[/QUOTE]
Us lefties must defend eachother.
[QUOTE=Rudevinny;53136365]Why is the national statistic service pestering me of all people about my parents' expenses?
How the fuck should I know how much my parents spend on electricity? I don't care to find out either.[/QUOTE]
When people ask me for numbers that I have no idea why they'd think I'd know, I usually go the Calvin way and put in Eleventeen. Game on, motherfuckers, now you get to figure out what that means :v: Also let's me see a shittily designed form a mile off if you let me put letters in a numbers-only field.
Petty as hell, but middle-aged people who do not understand how to work a DVD player.
God fucking DAMN YES I KNOW IT'S LOOPING DO YOU NOT HAVE EYES ITS ASKING YOU IF YOU WANT TO PLAY IT AGAIN IF YOU DON'T THEN JUST TURN IT OFF IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE
My arms are cold. Like, the rest of my body is fine but no matter how many layers I put on (i'm currently wearing three jumpers), my arms are freezing. Obviously this results in some weird fashion sense because my upper body is sealed like a vault thanks to all the cloth, yet my jeans are like liquorice on me. I refuse to WebMD this in case it tells me I have hella thrombrosis.
Dropped my phone several times over the years but my usual clumsy ass grip let go of it when pulling out of my pocket and landed face fucking down right on the concrete and cracked. It's "usable" but swiping in the upper area isn't possible without getting fucking sliced.
A guy at my work I think is Jealous of me. He's one of those typical nice guys, has often told girls at work they need to find a better guy who will treat them right etc and buys them presents.
Im good friends with a lot of them and hang out with them all the time, ie I will go out drinking with a bunch of them as the only guy and maybe he thinks im a chad or some shit because he started telling them all that I am untrustworthy and give him "bad vibes".
Im perplexed and annoyed, its the first time in my life someone has been telling people they don't like me and attacking my character for no reason.
Not saying I've never been disliked, theres just always been a proper reason in the past.
Do I confront him? I would if I was still a bartender but I manage like 4 bars now and hes just a bartender so I cant really come up and be like you got a problem with me bro otherwise I could potentially get in trouble for harrassment?
Not mad, so much as uneasy. Got [url=https://i.imgur.com/1liYpML.png]this email[/url] in my inbox about the new System Shock game. On one hand, realizing that they've strayed too far and need to come back around to the original idea is a great thing, in my opinion. On the other...they now have to go and redesign a bunch of shit, which tends to be a long, painstaking process. It's instilled some worry in me.
MOTD's that play loud ass music the second you connect to something. Who the hell thinks that's a good idea? Did these people hear music blare in their faces, make them jump in their seats out of fear, then think, "Yes, this is what my server needs! People will like that!"?
[QUOTE=xZippy;53137667]MOTD's that play loud ass music the second you connect to something. Who the hell thinks that's a good idea? Did these people hear music blare in their faces, make them jump in their seats out of fear, then think, "Yes, this is what my server needs! People will like that!"?[/QUOTE]
Oh man, remember the scourge that was Pinion Ads on servers that had, at one point, infested just about every community server on TF2? That shit was the fucking [I]worst[/I].
I see videos that explain a small detail of a film, which are longer than the fucking film. Most of which aren't hard questions and are immediately obvious to casual viewers(like "Why did Cipher betray neo, An hour long video for a minute long answer")
Fucking freezing ass dry wind. Trying to talk to customers but my face is so fucking cold that my mouth moves slower so I slur my words and sound retarded..
every day i grow more and more mad at the fact that the world is run and owned by rich cunts who keep everyone else down so that they can continue to live on piles of money. it makes me incredibly mad that money has the power to influence politics. it makes me extremely mad that countries are only just considering a universal basic income, not for bettering mankind but because of fear that automation will eliminate all the mundane jobs people are forced to work to earn a living.
i hate that i will never be able to change anything wrong with the world without money.
[editline]17th February 2018[/editline]
every person has so much potential, and it's all fucking wasted because a bunch of old cunts hold all the wealth forcing people to work their asses off in meaningless jobs just to be able to eat.
I just realized that view image button is gone from google.
Fuck you getty,fuck you google.
Thankfully,some dude on github created a script to restore the function
why am I drinking coffee at midnight, [B]why?[/B]
So I receive an 85% on my calculus mid-term and I couldn't wait to show my sister how much I've improved.
But instead of getting a simple congratulation for my mark, she gets pissed off over the marks that i had lost and even went as far as showing me her "perfect" mark she got when she was in a calculus course years ago.
Like did you really had to make me feel fucking dumb and stupid? Right there in front of mom and dad too? How fucking arrogant and superior do you need to feel? What the fuck did you gain from basically humiliating me in front of mom and dad? None of that is helping. I genuinely felt fucking stupid and doubted myself while walking towards my bedroom.
Why does every country have different plugs
I want UK to colonize the world so we all have 1 universal plug
[QUOTE=Pat.Lithium;53138133]every day i grow more and more mad at the fact that the world is run and owned by rich cunts who keep everyone else down so that they can continue to live on piles of money. it makes me incredibly mad that money has the power to influence politics. it makes me extremely mad that countries are only just considering a universal basic income, not for bettering mankind but because of fear that automation will eliminate all the mundane jobs people are forced to work to earn a living.
i hate that i will never be able to change anything wrong with the world without money.
[editline]17th February 2018[/editline]
every person has so much potential, and it's all fucking wasted because a bunch of old cunts hold all the wealth forcing people to work their asses off in meaningless jobs just to be able to eat.[/QUOTE]
Welcome to capitalism.
You're feeling the same economic angst towards the status quo that a lot of people do nowadays. Unfortunately it doesn't really seem to be going anywhere.
Holy shit fuck bing.
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Wanted to download Firefox, clicked the first link as usual and ended up on a trap site that kept serving me ads and auto downloaded fake .exe's of Firefox
Being addicted to games that you can't play freely is really goddamn painful.
[QUOTE=Zufeng;53138589]Being addicted to games that you can't play freely is really goddamn painful.[/QUOTE]
The amount of times you keep complaining about being addicted to Bloodborne is actually genuinely worrying.
"Oh I have time to draw now" but the tablet pen is inexplicably missing of course so you search for that for half an hour
And then you're already annoyed that you had to look for it when it should've been where you last fucking put it so now everything you draw just turns to shit
So now you're even more annoyed that you WANTED to draw but you've suddenly forgotten how to draw everything so you just give up and now you've just wasted time and you have nothing to show for it.
also my room is fucking 80 degrees for some reason I'm sweating
and i have to go to work soon and then go in again early tomorrow and for the next few day sso you jknow JUST GOTTA FUCKING WAIT ANOTHER GOD DAMN WEEK BEFORE I HAVE ANY TIME TO DO SHIT I WANNA DO
FUCKING FUN
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Fucking why does UK have 2 taps
Annoys the fuck out of me
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