It seriously sucks when you have a classic boy meets girl hospital situation and it leads [i]absolutely nowhere.[/i]
[QUOTE=nylock10;16243375]I used to always wear briefs for those exact reasons. A while ago I switched to boxer briefs, they were very awkward at first and took a while to get used to (I just wore them at home until I got used to them), but ultimately they were a good choice. Try them out someday, you'll be much happier with them (once you get used to the feel).[/QUOTE]
I fucking love brief diapers. seriously, try them.
[QUOTE=hijacker;16257365]I fucking love brief diapers. seriously, try them.[/QUOTE]
It's an [I]anonymous [/I]confessional, remember?
To the FPers who can't get a girlfriend...
It's because of boys like these.
[QUOTE]We always talk about our dreams and I mentioned a dream I confessed about fucking a good chick friend of mine in a dream and she was sad for the rest of the night, over the 5 years I had ampule amount of instances I could have been laid or a round of fun. just typing this makes me feel better, I just want to bend the rules for my sake before I commit to something serious, I wont break up with her, she is also my best friend and I would give her second chances if she were to fail me, but something that bothered me is that she would totally throw away everything if she found out and just quit it all, even though she loves and promise not to stop loving me[/QUOTE]
[quote]I pushed my ex-girlfriend to move because i said she would be happier that way, i really just wanted it to be easier when i broke up with her.[/quote]
assholes.
[QUOTE=lmaoboat;16257399]It's an [I]anonymous [/I]confessional, remember?[/QUOTE]
I'm just stating opinion.
[QUOTE=eklx93;16257430]To the FPers who can't get a girlfriend...
It's because of boys like these.
assholes.[/QUOTE]
Q: What was he thinking?
A: He wasn't.
[editline]07:15AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=hijacker;16257442]I'm just stating opinion.[/QUOTE]
Whatever gets you off, man.
[QUOTE=SeRo-;16257120]That burn-victim post was awesome.
He should go back to the hospital and ask the desk for her. Who knows where it might lead.
I hope it wasn't a troll post though.[/QUOTE]
How exactly did it look like trolling? That was way too huge to have been a troll thing and it got into details of what he experience.
Granted, there are details missed. In case he's still browsing this thread maybe we can ask him things? And even the other confessional posts, maybe we can ask them questions and they might send in a second email answering them.
[QUOTE=mm3guy;16257561]How exactly did it look like trolling? That was way too huge to have been a troll thing and it got into details of what he experience.
Granted, there are details missed. In case he's still browsing this thread maybe we can ask him things? And even the other confessional posts, maybe we can ask them questions and they might send in a second email answering them.[/QUOTE]
Maybe it was one of those sleeper trolls. I remember a year or two back, someone linked to this really long story on SA about this guy and his abusive stepdad, and how they got in a big fight, and all I could think was how awesome if that story he had been typing for hours that had everyone emotionally connected turned out to be a Bel-Air.
[QUOTE=pl0xinat0r;16243300]In it, there was no mention of Him/her being a girl. You never know, could be a gay guy.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, confused the fuck out of me.
[quote]After I broke up with my previous boyfriend, it's been a while since I've even had a crush. I never have wet dreams, and I'm starting to worry that I'm missing something or my brain isn't producing the correct hormones. I know that it's probably normal (probably) but I just wanted to get this off of my chest. Really, I do want to go out with people.. I feel like I'm missing essential human experiences since I'm not conforming. There's really only a few boys at my school that I'd even consider going out with (stuck up just a bit, I know) and I feel like my past relationship is holding all the boys from approaching me. My ex is pretty much, in no short terms, a dick. He'd rather play runescape than speak to his [B]girlfriend[/B] in runescape and I decided, "well, fuck that." I'm starting to worry if "the right boy" will ever come along. Well... okay, since this is anonymous and all. I have a major problem with flatulence (insert the FUUUUUUU-) but, yeah. I don't know if it's because I'm becoming increasingly nervous around people or because of my diet, but any tips would be more than welcome. And, yeah. I'm hoping that in college I'll have more chances to meet boys that won't be obsessed with saying 'the pool's closed' and other memes constantly.[/quote]
Still am confused as fuck though
[quote]He'd rather play runescape than speak to his [B]girlfriend in runescape[/B] and I decided, "well, fuck that."[/quote]
:byodood:
Next lot PLEASE! I'm dying here.
[editline]12:12PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=lmaoboat;16257643]Maybe it was one of those sleeper trolls. I remember a year or two back, someone linked to this really long story on SA about this guy and his abusive stepdad, and how they got in a big fight, and all I could think was how awesome if that story he had been typing for hours that had everyone emotionally connected turned out to be a Bel-Air.[/QUOTE]
I know for a fact I've dreamed up several good stories I've considred posting.
I'm looking forward to reading more of these after I get back from registering for classes at Uni today.
How many more do you have to get before you post Hezzy?
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16260777]How many more do you have to get before you post Hezzy?[/QUOTE]
I think he's received WAY more than 10.
He's probably doing some stuff in his life, I don't know British time though.
Sent! :d
[quote=Anonymous Confession]One day I didn't have any toilet paper. I had to go into the closet. Guess what I found. Pipe Cleaners. I stuck them up my butt to clean them. I liked it. A lot. I kept putting more and more up my asshole untill I ran out (50 pack, only had 15-17 inside the pack). I got so excited that I put the end of a toilet plunger in my ass. Felt like heaven. Then I felt my stomach rubling. I was hungery for more stuff in my ass. I took the end of an umberella, a fork, a vibrator and put it in my ass. Then that feeling made me shit. I shat all over the floor and the vibrator. I pick some up with my hand and put it back in my butt. Then I smelled my hand and went on with my day.[/quote]
This one is my favorite
Don't understand in doing this. IMO!
[QUOTE=phill977;16260801]I think he's received WAY more than 10.
He's probably doing some stuff in his life, I don't know British time though.[/QUOTE]
It's 1420.
Probably at work.
By British time you mean time itself right.
Yes, GMT is time itself.
I sent one :)
going to send one.
Hezzy needs to update thread, i can't wait to see :)
Sent :fuckyou:
Ugh, I sent another one in.
Hezzy, this feels so good being able to do this. There should be a forum section dedicated for this, where you post something and it masks your name.
[QUOTE=Master117;16262854]Ugh, I sent another one in.
Hezzy, this feels so good being able to do this. There should be a forum section dedicated for this, where you post something and it masks your name.[/QUOTE]
Sadly i guess it'll end up like /b/ on 4chan without heavy moderation.
Omg that was just great sending mine in ..:downswords:
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16261411]Yes, GMT is time itself.[/QUOTE]
at the moment its BST, British summer time.
[QUOTE=Kingy_who;16263540]at the moment its BST, British summer time.[/QUOTE]
That is GMT+1.
Cmon hezzy update the thread!
Stop being so impatient.
"UMG HEEZY NO UPDATE UMG"
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