[QUOTE=tison345;16279483]How can you chronically do something while you wait? That makes no sense, chronically means you do it constantly/all the time...[/QUOTE]
Now I'm going to jack off with you in mind <3
The maggot we call hezzy will be
A asleep
B asleep
C Fapping
and is too busy to process your request. BUT LETS DEMAND ANYWAY
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I'm not impatient for the next batch so i can lulz at everyone, I just want to see if my confession made it through D:
Same
Best of V3: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=13004488&postcount=594[/url]
[QUOTE=compwhizii;16281773]Best of V3: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=13004488&postcount=594[/url][/QUOTE]
...
Huh.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;16281815]...
Huh.[/QUOTE]
It's a great story, probably made up.
If it where real, that guy would be very, very lucky.
Anonymous Confession posted:
I often look up to moderators on facepunch, no matter how dumb they've acted in the past. No matter how smart or dumb they act I always look up to them and like them. I can't bring myself to talk shit about mods, the closest I've ever gotten is saying that silverhammer gets angry a bit too easily. I also sometimes rate my own posts so it could look like someone thought I was funny/someone agreed with me.
Except the rating bit me too, don't know why it would have to be anonymous.
[QUOTE=compwhizii;16281773]Best of V3: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=13004488&postcount=594[/url][/QUOTE]
What is this i dont even
[QUOTE=compwhizii;16281773]Best of V3: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=13004488&postcount=594[/url][/QUOTE]
Oh My God [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-golfclap.gif[/img]
mmm copy pasta
[QUOTE=compwhizii;16281773]Best of V3: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=13004488&postcount=594[/url][/QUOTE]
Fucking epic, Lucky cunt, I love the ban at the end
"Reason: Fucking Freak!"
[editline]06:59PM[/editline]
Why can't I have a sister as fucking epic as that!
[QUOTE=wingless;16282012]Fucking epic, Lucky cunt, I love the ban at the end
"Reason: Fucking Freak!"
[editline]06:59PM[/editline]
Why can't I have a sister as fucking epic as that![/QUOTE]
It's only hot if it's someone else's sister.
If it actually is your sister, it's more weird.
[QUOTE=phill977;16282045]It's only hot if it's someone else's sister.
If it actually is your sister, it's more weird.[/QUOTE]
Dude, A fucking 3 some with 2 girls and you're sister because of you're sister, that's just fucking epic, and you get fully matured cunt, Dude. Just fucking epic fap material.
[editline]07:03PM[/editline]
Anyway, back on track, Hezzy post!
Give hezzy some time, I would be content if he updated the thread like once a week or so, that way the material would be high quality, and he would have more of it.
[QUOTE=Visage;16282247]Give hezzy some time, I would be content if he updated the thread like once a week or so, that way the material would be high quality, and he would have more of it.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but look what happens when he doesn't post, people like this fill up half the page;
[QUOTE=Gummeh;16278447]hezzzzzyyyyy come on post mannnnn[/QUOTE]
I mean really, do you have nothing better to do?
So what do we do? Send you a PM on facepunch?
[QUOTE=-test-;16282308]So what do we do? Send you a PM on facepunch?[/QUOTE]
[email]facepunchconfessions@gmail.com[/email]
[B]READ THE OP[/B]
god damn
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[QUOTE=dcalde78;16282326][B]READ THE OP[/B]
god damn[/QUOTE]
Too many letters.
The first line and first paragraph are all you have to read.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16282886]The first line and first paragraph are all you have to read.[/QUOTE]
[i] Too many letters [/i]
[QUOTE=-test-;16282890][i] Too many letters [/i][/QUOTE]
Yet you can read the confessions? :downs:
[QUOTE=SnakeFace;16282931]Yet you can read the confessions? :downs:[/QUOTE]
That's a totally different thing, their funny.
[b] EDIT: [/b]
and give me erection
[QUOTE=phill977;16282045]It's only hot if it's someone else's sister.
If it actually is your sister, it's more weird.[/QUOTE]
How do you know? :cop:
[QUOTE=phill977;16281845]It's a great story, probably made up.
If it where real, that guy would be very, very lucky.[/QUOTE]
Sadly, it's fake. Taken from the interwebs.
[url]http://www.asstr.org/files/Collections/Old_Joe%27s_Collection/Incest/Eros/eros-Babysitting%20Rachel.txt[/url]
[QUOTE=leet;16283636]Sadly, it's fake. Taken from the interwebs.
[url]http://www.asstr.org/files/Collections/Old_Joe%27s_Collection/Incest/Eros/eros-Babysitting%20Rachel.txt[/url][/QUOTE]
"Old Joe's Collection/Incest/Eros" sounds pretty creepy to me.
[B]EDIT:[/B]
Holy shit, that directory is full of shit like that.
That is one fucked up man.
ITT: people discover erotic stories and shit themselves
BTW read [url=http://www.asstr.org/files/Collections/Old_Joe's_Collection/Pedophilia/]this[/url]
Could Hezzy put links to the post he pastes the confessional in the OP so we don't have to go though page after page.
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