ahhh, even as a newbie i can see this thread will bring many hours of amusement
[QUOTE=ssa gib A;16232601]Hezzy, hurry up.[/QUOTE]
Yeah hezzy come on, chop chop, we don't want to sit around here all day waiting for your unrewarded kindness!
Oh God, why did I have to have a sheltered childhood?
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This thread is like watching a train wreck that's barreling towards my soul.
Oh, dear. I suppose you all should know mine. One moment.
Sentttttt. :fuckyou:
didn't you make this a long time ago but it didn't get so many confessions so you gave up
Hezzy's not online.
That green backstabbing french cookie.
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I love these threads.
[QUOTE=FuzzyEchidna;16232773]didn't you make this a long time ago but it didn't get so many confessions so you gave up[/QUOTE]
That was the Anonymous Nudes one I believe.
God I love these threads
[QUOTE=Visage;16232815]God I love these threads[/QUOTE]
I agree. It's fun to see just how crazy some of these confessions are.
Hezzy better log in.
sent brah.
why must people say that they sent it? that kinda ruins the point and you can look how people type in their posts and in their email.
then again why would you want to do that?
Lets all send Hezzy pictures of dicks so he knows not to log off right when he makes a good thread.
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Sure is reposted examples there Hezzy :sax:
Haha, these threads are always great
Tell people not to say stuff like 'hey hezzy posted mine lol' like everyone did last time.
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This thread is like watching a train wreck that's barreling towards my soul.[/QUOTE]
Well, considering rainwrecks don't barrel towards things (they just kinda sit and smoke... now TRAINS barrel towards things) and the fact that you're lacking a sould for said trainwreck to barrel towards, your pretty much safe from the thread.
Now your "Moral Compass" ideals might get a bit lost, but hey, whatever.
i love these!
[QUOTE=ssa gib A;16233030]Lets all send Hezzy pictures of dicks so he knows not to log off right when he makes a good thread.[/QUOTE]
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Eh?
[quote=Anonymous Confession]Recently I've come to a fork in my life and I feel guilty both ways. I've been dating a girl for a year now and I just found out a best friend of mine wants to have casual sex. I've known her for a long time now almost 6 years so we're quite close as friends, but we also are goofy and fool around a lot. I want to fuck my friend but I also don't want to be unfaithful. I feel guilty though because I really am thinking of taking up my friend's offer.[/quote]
Seems like you can choose to throw away your relationship for sex and break your girlfriend's heart or you could just ignore your friend's offer and carry on living a nice life
[quote=Anonymous Confession]I feel extremely depressed because I feel as if I was born into the wrong genders body and have nothing that I can do about it.[/quote]
Use a knife :ese:
[quote=Anonymous Confession]I'm terribly afraid of being in a relationship with a girl. Terribly. And I've never even had a girlfriend before. When I start getting close to one, I am overcome by anxiety. It kills me inside :(.[/quote]
Maybe you're gay
[quote=Anonymous Confession]I am 19 and still a virgin. I absolutely hate it. The furthest I have gotten was 3rd.
I see and hear about everyone around me losing their virginity much earlier. Hell, even the most unlikely of people I know have had it.
What gets me is that apparently I am an attractive guy. I've been told so by girls and guys.
I just feel so damn left out. [/quote]
It'll happen when it'll happen. Don't try and rush it.
[quote=Anonymous Confession]Well i guess i can say whatever i want right? okay lets start off
- I Suck talking to girls in Person
- I'm like a pro talking to them over the internet
- Ive never had a Girlfriend
- i lie about my age alot
- I Steal ALOT of shit
- my left testicle hangs lower than my other one
- Im closet furry
- Trick my dumbass friend into going to lemonparty and thatsnotsexy.com
- can suck my own dick
- bisexual
- Dream about doing my mom
- fucked my dog
[/quote]
Freud is spinning in his grave
[quote=Anonymous Confession]I am not gay but everyone thinks I am because I don't have a girlfriend. It pisses me off because almost all the girls at my school are fucking ugly.
I don't see a point in dating someone who I don't like and who isn't remotly hot.
I don't care what others think of me so that isn't a problem.
I just want to get laid or something, by a HOT girl.. :/[/quote]
Solution: Find a girl outside of your school
Alternate solution: Stop acting like a gay. No smoke without fire.
[quote=Anonymous Confession]Hey Facepunch/Hezzy.
So first off, let me tell you that I've had two girlfriends in my life, but I've hooked up with others before.
But, My last ex broke up with me because I cheated on her, so as you might figure out she has good reason to not like me anymore.
But, I still love her. I know it was a stupid thing to do, and it happened a while ago, but obviously, she won't date me again.
So basically, because of this, I don't want a girlfriend aside from her, and as previously stated, I can't get her.
And I have talked to her since we've broken up, but just real generic shit.
So I'm trying to get over her, but it's fucking hard because I can't really figure out how to.
Any tips Facepunch/Hezzy?[/quote]
How long ago was this? Time heals all wounds. Get rid of anything that reminds you of her and try to avoid her for the next year or so, then you'll be alright.
[quote=Anonymous Confession]Facepunch, I'm a very handsome young man. I've got my life laid out right before my eyes, whatever I want to do, I can do it. I've got an IQ of 152, paid scholarships to any college/university in my state, and a free ride to M.I.T. through the Air Force coming soon. My problem isn't with managing grades, or popping pills, etc. My problem is, I can't hold a steady relationship (be it friendship, or something more), with anyone if they ever decide to tell me they're interested in developing something serious with me. I always manage to tell them off if they end up doing something out of line, and I commence to burn the bridge with them for a good couple of months.
I like girls, they like me, but I don't like it when they like me. Go figure.[/quote]
Sounds like you need to spend less time studying and more time working on your interpersonal skills. When you get to M.I.T you'll be able to make new friends and have a fresh start, use that to your advantage.
[quote=Anonymous Confession]Alright I'll make this brief, I love my girlfriend, she is awesome and gives me absolutely no trouble at all (as in she's faithful and glad to be with me, and no lack of sexual desires), we love each other for the right things and we're getting ready to move in with each other in a apartment I've been living in, thing is it's hitting a snag, I've been with her for over 5 years now, it's becoming a bad thing thinking that she is the ONLY person I'm going to be with, we made so many commitments and so much solid promises, I really do love her but I just like being a bit loose, it's my nature but I cannot endure myself seeing someone else but I feel like I want to.
We always talk about our dreams and I mentioned a dream I confessed about fucking a good chick friend of mine in a dream and she was sad for the rest of the night, over the 5 years I had ampule amount of instances I could have been laid or a round of fun. just typing this makes me feel better, I just want to bend the rules for my sake before I commit to something serious, I wont break up with her, she is also my best friend and I would give her second chances if she were to fail me, but something that bothered me is that she would totally throw away everything if she found out and just quit it all, even though she loves and promise not to stop loving me
It's either snap out of it and commit or throw it all away.[/quote]
What the hell is wrong with you? You'd throw away a brilliant 5 year relationship with your best friend just for a short lived relationship with some stranger? Jesus christ, screw your head on man. Get serious. Also, don't mention stuff like that to your girlfriend. It's bad enough that you're having those kinds of thoughts and dreams - telling her about it is even worse.
[quote=Anonymous Confession]When I was in 7th grade I used to have this friend. He was literally the
most flamboyant person I've ever met, but I didn't really know that at
the time. We went to eachother's houses and one night when he was sleeping
in my bed, he woke me up at 2 AM and asked if he could sleep in my bed. I
was sort of dazed at the time, so I let him. About 2 minutes later I felt
him touching my dick. I liked it. Then I touched his. Eventually we got
into this hot frot thing, and I came on his ass. It was clear and there
wasn't much, but it was still hot. This went on for a few weeks until he
started anal penetration. It hurt like a dick in a fire cracker the first
time, but now it makes me cum more and faster. I love it. This is how I
became gay.[/quote]
Good for you.
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