[QUOTE=ghuh;16342297]I bet some people would pay top dollar to see some of these.[/QUOTE]
Yeah but for the people who post shit from their hearts I feel for them, I am laughing at the funny ones. Like the fucking shoe camera guy.
Just waiting for hezzy to publish a book full of these.
[QUOTE=ghuh;16342297]I bet some people would pay top dollar to see some of these.[/QUOTE]
I bet some people would pay top dollar to unsee some of these.
[QUOTE=Skippy!;16341784]I wonder if we can give you more boxes than that.[/QUOTE]
Oh I got 33 too, so it's a race.
[QUOTE=cornndog;16342370]Just waiting for hezzy to publish a book full of these.[/QUOTE]
I'd buy it.
I agree with this..
[quote]1. I am disgusted with my generation (90s, 14 - 18 y/o's generally). I am really disgraced with it.
It's filled with nothing but:
Early Teens are becoming alcoholic,
EVERY nice girl you meet is into drinking every chance they get,
Early Teens are becoming alcoholic,
Every guy is a prick and treat the girls like shit or act all hard-man because they're probably drunk..
Early Teens are becoming alcoholic,
Early Teens are becoming alcoholic,
[/quote]
Such a shame. :/
Whats wrong with drinking as a teen i am one and look at me now?
...Im posting on this site instead of going over to my girlfriends...*inputsadface*
[QUOTE=Daniellynet;16344659]I agree with this..
"EVERY nice girl you meet is into drinking every chance they get"
Such a shame. :/[/QUOTE]
If you're lurking Facepunch surely drunk girls are the only chance you'll get?
[QUOTE=Daniellynet;16344659]I agree with this..
Such a shame. :/[/QUOTE]
I can't tell if your being sarcastic or not. This is not exactly a new thing, alcohol has been around for a long time. A majority of this time it was not illegal or looked down upon for teens to drink. These sorts of small vicimless acts only become a problem once they become taboo.
[QUOTE=noddy;16344799]I can't tell if your being sarcastic or not. This is not exactly a new thing, alcohol has been around for a long time. A majority of this time it was not illegal or looked down upon for teens to drink. These sorts of small vicimless acts only become a problem once they become taboo.[/QUOTE]
To add to this alcohol has many varying legal ages i know the french have quite a low age to be able to get drunk.
[quote=Anonymous Confessor]-I love horses and ponies and zebras and donkeys as much as I would if I had a boyfriend. Ponies especially. Yes, I'm a zoophiliac, and [u]I don't know why everyone is so screamish when it comes to equine love[/u]. Seriously, it's not as disgusting as dog beastiality. They have ugly pointy dicks, and [b]they are unhygenic[/b], yet most "normal" people would have fapped to dogs one time in their life. I'm ranting, so let's go on to my other confessions.[/quote]
Ok... I don't have a problem with bestiality/zoophilia, personally I wouldn't do it, but to each is own, but this statement pisses me off. Mostly because I love dogs and cats and have read up a lot on them.
I don't know if someone's pointed this out already, but I doubt it. To whoever posted this:
No. You are wrong. Any equine genitals would be much dirtier than a dog's. Dogs are actually VERY hygenic. Because of the high temperature they run at (Above 103 degrees fahrenheit), their mouths are actually among the cleanest places you will find. In actuality, a dog's mouth is much cleaner than a human's, even right after a human has brushed his or her teeth.
Now. Male dogs groom themselves (including their genitals) quite a lot. At any given day a dog may groom himself between ten to twenty or more times. Because of the high temperature of their saliva, regardless of how fast it cools, it only takes a milisecond to kill bacteria, so a dog's genitalia are actually quite sanitary. Sure, I wouldn't touch it and then eat without washing my hands, but compared to equines, which cannot bend in the right manor to clean their genitals, it is the difference between a first class hotel and a city dump.
As for the underlined part: My personal reasons (which can probably be others as well, but I'm not talking for others)
-Horses cum TOO MUCH. Up to an entire glass of semen. Good for reproducing among horses, but that's just kinda disgusting when humans come into play.
-No offense to anyone, but personally I think horses look weird. All around, they just strike me as an odd creature. Especially their head and face. They look too smart.
-HORSES are unhygenic. They don't give a damn where they are, if they have to piss or shit, they'll do it, right there. (Dogs on the other hand can and most of the time are trained)
-If you think a dog's penis looks weird, but that a horses' doesn't, you're odd. If you ask me, a horses' penis looks weirder than a dog's
-My friend is into equines, so I know my stuff, and one disturbing fact is that if you let a horse mount you, you CAN die, and in some cases, the chances are very, very high. (The one that disturbed me most is when the bigger horses 'flare' and rip open your ass/intestine/lower body.
I have 4 horses and would never. EVER. Think of having sexual intercourse with them. EVER.
[QUOTE=bobske123;16346321]I have 4 horses and would never. EVER. Think of having sexual intercourse with them. EVER.[/QUOTE]
I have 0 horses and would never. EVER. Think of getting one in the first place. EVER.
I seriously hate them. I don't know why, I just do. Don't trust 'em, don't like 'em.
I was walking home one day and I passed a yard with a horse in it and the fucking thing kept staring at me, and I swear to god it was trying to intimidate me.
LOL
Intimidate you...into having sex with you?
[QUOTE=bobske123;16346404]LOL
Intimidate you...into having sex with you?[/QUOTE]
No, but he was pissing me off. I wish there were some big rocks around when it happened, I woulda thrown one at it.
Reading all the stories of guys suck their own cocks got me interested.
I wounder.. how..
All you need to do is remove a rib or two! Duhhh...
Nah found a way to do it without removing ribs. It kinda works. Hurts like a bitch
[url]http://www.collegesexadvice.com/suck-dick.shtml[/url]
Edit:
Eww it taste fucking gross
[quote=Anonymous Confession]Lessons Learned: ...don't trust little kids...[/quote]
Oh come on, you had to learn this? Little kids are impudent, irritating, backstabbing, territorial, retarded little balls of anthephetamines soaked in SATAN. NEVER trust a kid younger than 14. NEVER.
[quote=Anonymous Confession]Ever since I read Watchmen, I've wanted to dress up like Rorschach[/quote]
Personally I'd be satisfied with knowing what the hell his mask is made out of that allows it to look like an ameoba.
[QUOTE=Dan2593;16346502]Nah found a way to do it without removing ribs. It kinda works. Hurts like a bitch
[url]http://www.collegesexadvice.com/suck-dick.shtml[/url]
Edit:
Eww it taste fucking gross[/QUOTE]
:silent:
[QUOTE=Dan2593;16346502]
Eww it taste fucking gross[/QUOTE]
What did you expect a mixture of fats, proteins, carbohydrates, lubrication fluid, and reproductive fluids to taste like? Rainbows?
To be fair, it depends on your diet. Eat sweet things, it tastes better. Eat a lot of bitter things, it tastes worse.
[QUOTE=Telepethi;16346996]What did you expect a mixture of fats, proteins, carbohydrates, lubrication fluid, and reproductive fluids to taste like? Rainbows?[/QUOTE]
:v:
No thanks to a horse.
[QUOTE=Telepethi;16346178]...
No. You are wrong. Any equine genitals would be much dirtier than a dog's. Dogs are actually VERY hygenic. Because of the high temperature they run at (Above 103 degrees fahrenheit), their mouths are actually among the cleanest places you will find. In actuality, a dog's mouth is much cleaner than a human's, even right after a human has brushed his or her teeth.
...
[/QUOTE]
To anyone who does not know, a dog's mouth is cleaner because dogs have inter-locking teeth. Their teeth rub together removing plaque every time they close their mouth. Keep in mind they also don't chew as much nor do they eat sugary foods like we do.
[QUOTE=Dan2593;16346502]Nah found a way to do it without removing ribs. It kinda works. Hurts like a bitch
[url]http://www.collegesexadvice.com/suck-dick.shtml[/url]
Edit:
Eww it taste fucking gross[/QUOTE]
LMFAO
Just what I've been looking for. :smug:
Just kiding.
[QUOTE=Foda;16348082]To anyone who does not know, a dog's mouth is cleaner because dogs have inter-locking teeth. Their teeth rub together removing plaque every time they close their mouth. Keep in mind they also don't chew as much nor do they eat sugary foods like we do.[/QUOTE]
That too.
The high body temperature helps a lot as well.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;16341456]No, because then he probably wouldn't have sent it in and we wouldn't get to laugh.[/QUOTE]
Then he would of been in the news section then!
This is actually slightly annoying me. The whole point of this is supposed to be the idea of anonimity. Yet people are going "I SENT MINE IN LOLOLOOLOL".
I'm waiting for "LOLOL THIS MY MY ANONYMOUS CONNFESION. PAY ATTENTION TO ME :downsbravo:"
:commissar:
Moar
[QUOTE=Telepethi;16346178]Ok... I don't have a problem with bestiality/zoophilia, personally I wouldn't do it, but to each is own, but this statement pisses me off. Mostly because I love dogs and cats and have read up a lot on them.
I don't know if someone's pointed this out already, but I doubt it. To whoever posted this:
No. You are wrong. Any equine genitals would be much dirtier than a dog's. Dogs are actually VERY hygenic. Because of the high temperature they run at (Above 103 degrees fahrenheit), their mouths are actually among the cleanest places you will find. In actuality, a dog's mouth is much cleaner than a human's, even right after a human has brushed his or her teeth.
Now. Male dogs groom themselves (including their genitals) quite a lot. At any given day a dog may groom himself between ten to twenty or more times. Because of the high temperature of their saliva, regardless of how fast it cools, it only takes a milisecond to kill bacteria, so a dog's genitalia are actually quite sanitary. Sure, I wouldn't touch it and then eat without washing my hands, but compared to equines, which cannot bend in the right manor to clean their genitals, it is the difference between a first class hotel and a city dump.
As for the underlined part: My personal reasons (which can probably be others as well, but I'm not talking for others)
-Horses cum TOO MUCH. Up to an entire glass of semen. Good for reproducing among horses, but that's just kinda disgusting when humans come into play.
-No offense to anyone, but personally I think horses look weird. All around, they just strike me as an odd creature. Especially their head and face. They look too smart.
-HORSES are unhygenic. They don't give a damn where they are, if they have to piss or shit, they'll do it, right there. (Dogs on the other hand can and most of the time are trained)
-If you think a dog's penis looks weird, but that a horses' doesn't, you're odd. If you ask me, a horses' penis looks weirder than a dog's
-My friend is into equines, so I know my stuff, and one disturbing fact is that if you let a horse mount you, you CAN die, and in some cases, the chances are very, very high. (The one that disturbed me most is when the bigger horses 'flare' and rip open your ass/intestine/lower body.[/QUOTE]
Experience eh?
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